He’ll be beating his wife in no time.
78 Comments | In: Georgia, Products
September 5th, 2009
One: Why don’t any other comments appear? Two: Because anyone with a tattoo beats their wife! Also, anyone with a piercing is an African that will curse you with bad juju.
Now wait… don’t be too quick to judge this one. This is the perfect gift for someone who just can’t make up their mind what kind of tat they really want, or where they want it at. This way, they can change it out every day! Laugh it up… but some redneck is going to be rich! The Sharks are going to all want to buy into this venture!
You do want them to have employment opportunities between prison gigs don’t you?
I just threw up in my lap.
I’m not sure which offends me more: toy tattoo machines or stereotypes about people who have tattoos!
I’m going with the latter.
Ok, since when does having tattoos constitute someone as abusive? These stereotypes are as ridiculous as the fact that this picture made it on this website. Are children drawing on themselves a completely revolutionary idea??? Someone was just smart enough to package something kids do to themselves anyways to make a profit off of it. Learn not to generalize. Thanks.
seeing as it hasnt been mentioned yet……
real vibrating action!! not just a gift for the kids, but for the lonely lady at home!!!
September 6th, 2009
Tattoos are worthless things and even more worthless as art investments, because real art can actually appreciate in value where tattoos die with their owners.
On the subject of tattoo stereotypes:
Stereotype #1: Tattoos make you rebellious.
Wrong. Lots of people have them now. They’re so boringly common and “establishment.” It’s more rebellious to not get one, when popular society tries to force them down everybody’s throat.
Stereotype #2: Having a tattoo makes you artistically expressive.
Wrong. Only the actual tattoo artist is expressing his art. This is as ridiculous as the canvas the Mona Lisa is painted on claiming it is responsible.
Stereotype #3: Tattoos are big money.
Actually the real money is in tattoo removal. It’s more expensive and more people are getting tattoos removed than getting them put on. (officially, I’m sure the prison, ghetto, and trailer park tattoos will fly under the radar)
I think you should study up on tattoo history before spewing your ignorance. It can be an expression of whatever you want it to be, it’s a very personal thing.
seems to me you have some biased opinions. Perhaps you were beaten by a person who had tattoos and now you piss yourself whenever you see them. I could understand your ignorance if that were the case, otherwise you are just some conservative backwards thinking person wanting to impose your views on others.
is it really surprising that the judging this site condones by posting pictures of people that shop at walmart would stop with the photos? here in this thread, you have people giving their opinions about tattoos, projecting stereotypes about people with tattoos and the photo is question is a child’s toy. it’s a vibrating marker.
the first thing that struck me was that someone thinks that spouse abuse is funny. and the fact that the contributors of this thread ignored this completely and focused on the tattoo stereotype and/or how tattoos are worthless would totally lead me to believe that this isn’t an intelligent crowd… this is the usual “hide behind my computer screen” group of internet soapboxers that have nothing really constructive to contribute to society.
and jeff, you’ve got it all wrong, man. first off, you’re not listing stereotypes, you’re listing reasons why someone might want a tattoo and you’re debunking it with your own opinion. way to go!
people get tattoos for lots of different reasons and whether or not they are commonplace or not may or may not be the reason the person is getting inked. art exists in many forms and on many mediums. and who in the hell gets a tattoo as an art investment? are you an idiot? people that i know with tattoos, myself included, get them for specific reasons… they are meaningful to the individual. does that mean that there isn’t someone out there trying to be rebellious or is trying to fit in to a certain crowd? of course not. but you are trying to pigeon-hole everyone that has a tattoo into one neat definition and it just won’t work.
and lastly, wife beating isn’t funny. no one should ever have to live through any kind of abuse from anyone especially when those things often get out of hand and end up with someone dead. anger is a bad thing. don’t take it out on someone you love. or don’t get into a relationship if you can’t manage your anger.
Thanks Jeff your opinion is great and your post is so well formated that I will forward this terrific message to the entire planet earth and maybe erradiate it to venus and mars also.
I had sure we were just abou to discover the new Niezstche.
Hey Hon! We can rent out the rugrats for some extra dough! McDonalds on their back…. Geico on their forehead….Budweiser….yeah we could shave their head!
These Stereotypes about tattoos are wrong. People with tattoos aren’t all ex-cons, and they do not all beat their wife. It’s perfectly normal to have a tattoo.
But the reason this product is so messed up, it’s advertising tattooing to young Kids. Do you think any caring and sane parent would want their 6 year old bearing a tattoo on their back? If you saw a kid with a tattoo on their arm, how would you react?
To Lauren – True, Kids do always draw and color on themselves. The end product might be the same. But tattooing and drawing are so different. If a Kid walks into a daycare center and draws on himself, that’s normal. The parent may get a little mad, but hey… it’s a Kid. If the same kid walk into a tattoo shop, and asks to get a tattoo on his arm, that’s a different story. Granted that the electronic pen is nothing like a real tattooing pen, it will send the wrong message to Kids.
September 7th, 2009
Jim, it’s a joke. It’s all funny until it personally offends you. How many of the fat people, trailor trash and half nude ewoks have you laughed at on this site? I gained 70 pounds being a surrogate and, a year later, am still trying to lose the weight from all the hormones and steroids you have to take. You don’t see me whining that people are being mean to all the fat people. If you’re on this site, then take it for what it is, laughing at the human condition.
Wife-beater T-shirt sold separately.
First of all, I’m a bit surprised that most people are seeming to ignore or not notice the obvious alternate use of this item. It’s a vibrating pen. And did anyone else happen to notice that shape?
Second of all, without all the arguing and bickering over “this type of person gets tattoos,” people are going to get them regardless. Whoever mentioned using this as a “tattoo preview” pen was thinking with their heads, probably a bit too progressive of thinking of your average Walmartian. Most people I have known who have/want tattoos (including myself) spent a lot of time debating where they wanted their tattoo at: some of them for the tattoo’s value on a personal level (artistic expression included), some for business reasons (I fell into this category, I work in a corporate business environment), and even the ones who wanted them in areas that could be easily displayed. Having something like this would be pretty useful in a situation where you needed to know if you *really* wanted this permanent mark in that location of your body.
Sooo.. Jim… just so you know.. spousal abuse is not perpetrated by one who cannot control his/her anger, that person is always in control. Please don’t try and sound like you know unless you’re educated. thanks.
I do disagree with the stereotype and jab at spousal abuse.
Wow there is alot of ignorant people on here. I understand this site and can laugh at the stereotypes on here but this one just went to far. As a parent and someone that probably has more tattoos then all of you and in places that cant be covered up I see nothing wrong with this product. How does it differ from a kid drawing on themselves or even the fake tattoos you buy?I have and never would beat my wife. I have a temper and have tattoos….so I guess according to this caption and to jim my wife should take my kid and run. Educate yourselves before comment on a subject that apparently you know nothing about because it makes you sound very ignorant.
September 8th, 2009
Then he will be sporting a mullet
ok so this one is a little crazy! i have tattoos and so does my husband and he doesnt beat me! come on people get real! just because someone has tattoos doesnt mean they will be beat their spouse!
September 9th, 2009
I have tattoos and i only beat my wife when she hides my crack pipe
This is ignorant. I’m a retired tattoo artist and have many, many tattoos. My husband never beat me, I never beat my kids. Do us a favor and don’t judge us that way, it is just wrong. While I think this site is funny, this 1 sent out the wrong message. To be honest I was personally offended as I am part of the tattoo community. Please, use your head for something besides a hat rack.
September 10th, 2009
wow, you sure do like to discriminate against people, don’t you? you can post pics and be funny, without discriminating against certain groups.
Skaters don’t beat their wife. They’re too stoned to get to throw a punch.
September 11th, 2009
“Stereotype #2: Having a tattoo makes you artistically expressive.
Wrong. Only the actual tattoo artist is expressing his art. This is as ridiculous as the canvas the Mona Lisa is painted on claiming it is responsible.”
That’s only true if you’re one of those fudge packs that’s lets the tattoo guy express himself. All my tattoos are hand drawn pictures I done myself, so all the tattoo artist did was trace what I drew. If it’s going on my body it’s gonna be exactly what I want, not what some tattoo artist wants.
This site’s awesome! Pics of stupid people with ignorant captions by stupid people and ignorant comments by stupid people…Amazing!
Either way…if this place really wants to celebrate and ridicule ignorance, stupidity, and plain nastiness of an average day at Walmart, then perhaps you ought not be falling under the category of ignorant retard yourself. What’s the point carrying on ridiculous stereotypes?
ROTFLMAO!! Seriously..This was one of our Grandson’s Christmas presents…The whole family had a great time with it!
Ah, the tramp stamp “trainer”….
You’re right Jeff, spousal abuse isn’t funny, it’s hilarious, as is self-righteous fucks like you getting
September 12th, 2009
Why is this picture on here?
it uses vibrating action ladies
Have ‘em practice at home so they’ll be really good in Juvie! the toy that could save a life!
the fact that the pen vibrates was ignored in the caption is dissapointing to me
everyone is freaking out over a vibrating pen.
OMG…my mother in law bought my daughter a tattoo thing sorta like this! Lord help us! I have tattoos, but come on….this is stupid!
September 14th, 2009
heyyy, i bought this on clearance from target. i thought it was hilarious they would make this!
for all the people on here, talking down on tattooers or tattooed people, I would just like to point out how ignorant you really are, you probably go to a job you hate everyday . I on the other hand tattoo for a living I sit around and draw on people and make more money an hour than you will ever make in your pathetic life…… Judge not as you be judged first .
So, every guy who has tattoos beats their wife??
September 15th, 2009
Most people with tattoos don’t hit their wife, they hit the stupid asses who stereotype them.
I don’t have a problem with tattoos. I’ve just never seen nor thought of a design that I was 100% sure I’d still like and would still look good on me 40 years later.
September 16th, 2009
I bought this for my son 2 years ago for Christmas. Its actually a really neat little toy. all you do is put a marker inside and it does spray-art with stencils. whats so bad about that…?
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They Sell for $130 on Amazon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah, that’s beside the “my First Meth Lab kit” another fine product
September 17th, 2009
The difference between people with tattoos and people without: people with tattoos don’t make ignorant stereotypes about people without.
Soooo yeah. Tattoos aside, I didnt understand the original caption but… Look at the shape.. and the vibrating action…
September 18th, 2009
It’s all in good fun – I laughed because of the product (and I have 3 tattoos!) being marketed to kids.
September 19th, 2009
Why can this just help a child be creative and learn a beautiful form of art. Oh wait, you are one of those people who believe that if you are not exactly the same as everyone else, than you must be evil, or a dirtbag, or a convict, right? I would rather that my children learn that it is ok to be different as long as you are caring and dependable to those around you. It is not about what you look like on the outside but who you are on the inside that is important.
my friend has this. it actually just pokes you over and over with a grainy marker lol but its still kinda fun
So taking into consideration that the person who stated the caption think that people with tattoos beat others…I guess it would be okay for me to beat their face in because Im tattooed. I really hate stupid people…
September 20th, 2009
dude thats f up i have 6 tat’s and i never even yelled at my g/f let alone hit her, hell i never been in a fight but you…….you i might just fight
I’m a 54 yo grandma and I’d like to have one of these for myself! Too chicken to get a real tattoo.
September 22nd, 2009
I got my kid one of those for his 6th birthday. What’s up with people associating tattoos with violence? I have 17, so far, and am all for peace.
September 23rd, 2009
This just sucks!!! WTF because people have tattoos they are automatically bad people, NO sorry try again! Douche bag!!
September 24th, 2009
WHATEVER!Thats all I have to say.,
September 25th, 2009
All these photos with text, like the bumper stickers and shirt slogans are photoshopped anyway, get over it
September 26th, 2009
Can O Whoopass
I got one and tatooed your kids behind the claw machine. heh, heh.
That’s one of the only comments about a pic on here that I haven’t laughed at. Wow. Speechless…
September 28th, 2009
Does anyone else notice that if vibrates and its approxmiate size? It’s got multiple uses!
October 3rd, 2009
I can’t believe there’s so much whining about this one but the racist comments are alright? You’re drawing on your fucking body, of course you’re gonna get stereotyped damn it. It’s not like you didn’t have a choice like being born a “minority”. And do you really think you’re going to make a difference by bitching on some stupid ignorant website that gets off on making fun of people? Your voice will not be heard.
And that toy is just odd.
Just because people have tattoos doesn’t meant that they beat their wives. Don’t be so ignorant.
October 6th, 2009
as a former worker for wal mart my buddies and i were making fun of this thing when it came out. hey kids now you can get hepititais from the comfort of your own home!!
October 8th, 2009
ABOUT THE POSTING FROM JIM ON SEPTEMBER 6th, I’VE NEVER FELT SO MUCH EMOTION FROM A POSTING. 1st IT IMPRESSED ME, THEN IT IRRITATED ME, THEN IT MADE ME LAUGH, THEN IT MADE ME CRY. NOW THAT IT’S OVER, I’M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOUR NEXT BOOK OR MOVIE WILL BE OUT. I THINK I’M 1 OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS!
October 11th, 2009
Ehhh, just take the kids out and get the real thing.
October 12th, 2009
lol i had to laugh. My son who is 10 got that as a christmas present. There are some lame stencils (helmets n things like that) and tribal designs. He wanted his name on his arm. He wanted a spider on his neck next so I said ok. Well when it washed off (black ink), the ink didnt totally wash off. it was pink so it looked like he had a hickey so he was forbidden to have anything on his neck lol.
October 13th, 2009
yeah and fucking starting his drug habit too, you fucking retard!!
October 14th, 2009
Both my husband and I have multiple tattoos. We beat each other constantly! Oh, and we allow our son to use those rub on tattoos. I’ve been told he is beating up on some of his kindergarten classmates! I think we may get him this for Christmas!
October 15th, 2009
don’t be too quick to judge JUST CAUSE SOMEONE HAD TATTOOS DOES NOT MEAN THAT THEY WILL BEAT SOMEONE.. I THINK PEOPLE NEED TO THINK ABOUT THE THINGS THEY SAY BEFORE THEY SAY IT
October 16th, 2009
I can’t decide which is more fun:
1) The fact that this is being marketed to children…
2) Realizing that I would totaly buy it for my kid…
3) or the comments of everyone upset by the caption.
Thank you PoWM!
October 22nd, 2009
funny but the best man I’ve ever had was covered up in tattoos and all the shitty guys I’ve been with not a one
October 25th, 2009
Be nice to the magic tattoo pen, I spent good birthday money on one when I was 13.
October 27th, 2009
Gotta put my two cents in. I wasn’t commenting when this picture was posted. I was married to a man for 5 years that beat me. He didn’t get any tattoos until after I left him. My current husband has 18 tattoos and would NEVER hit me. Ink doesn’t make the person.
November 4th, 2009
I have that…
November 22nd, 2009
“He’ll be beating his wife in no time.”
Yep. All indications are positive.
my best friend’s little sister has that exact same thing…
O.o maybe I should warn her…
December 2nd, 2009
i used to have one of these
September 17th, 2011
my son had this. I have 6 tattoos. enough said.
October 19th, 2011
Sam Walton is god!
January 20th, 2012
Yeah and screw you buddy…
This.conning from a girl with, doesn’t beat up people (shock), is going to college to earn her degreen in history education. Also grew up in a loving, close knit, tattooed family.
(and probably many other tattooed people)
June 27th, 2012