I would bet my left nut that Granny is packin’ heat.
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She’s got this Elvis/Mr. T thing going on. “I pitty the fool who doesn’t love me tender LMAO xD
September 5th, 2009
Way too funny…are we sure she’s not from Jersey?
I think that is Maxine from the Hallmark cards but she’s wearing a dark wig.
Liz Taylor incognito
Thats what happened to Elvis!?!?
It’s Stephen Tyler!
This she knows karate, too?? LOL
This is where Angela Petrelli has been hiding out after season 3.
I’M THINKING GRANNY PROBABLY HAS A KUNG-FU BLACK BELT DEGREE; I MEAN, WHO THE F*CK WOULD GO INTO PUBLIC DRESSED LIKE THAT W/O MARTIAL ARTS EXPERIENCE??
This old lady is a gypsie woman for sure! Stop hatin!
This lady looks fine. Jesus, you’re probably all a bunch of fat f*cks
She looks like she’d be an absolute hoot to hang around. Plus, I bet she could drink all of us under the table with one bejeweled hand tied behind her back.
No more wire Hangers!!
I’ve actually encountered this lady. I’m from Canada, and when I was in Ohio, she looked at my dad and said “oh this looks like a good specimen. Quite strong…”
My dad noted “Did you see the bling on her fingers?”
You can’t really tell from the picture, but up close her gold looked real.
September 6th, 2009
OMG it’s Evis in disguise!!!
Whatever’s in that coffee cup is 100 proof.
Wasn’t she the first A-TEAM rescue-ee?
She’s the badass of the bingo hall
Its Lisa Marie when she is older.
All that Class in just one Walmart.
Holy crap, it’s my grandmother! She’s back from the dead! Spitting image of grandma, and she used to dress herself in too much jewelry as well.
AND this pic is from my home town (well, Brooklyn is a suburb of Cleveland, anyway).
I didnt know they still sold Mr T starter sets..
Mr T says ‘don’t pick on my white Granny, fools!”
Let’s stop at the Walmartz on the way home from temple. Oy gevalt, Edna, did you see that botchagaloop? He must be meshugana.
Are we sure this isn’t Brooklyn?
September 7th, 2009
Someone parked the Love Boat at WalMart and look what happend!
everyone just shut up about OH I KNOW THIS PERSON… nobody believes you, even if it were so… who cares?
im sorry but this lady is golden… i like her
Elvis!? Is that ewe?
Female Elvis impersonator
It’s Sylvester Stallone’s mom!!!
Holy Moly Elizabeth Taylor.
You’re all wrong. It’s Maxine! If you dont know who she is look her up.
September 8th, 2009
rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice – laid back.
AL DAVIS!!!! Is that you??
Michelle the Magnificent
Excellent! Gotta love grannie.
September 9th, 2009
September 10th, 2009
Even Iggy Pop shops at WalMart
This woman just stopped at Walmart to pick up a few things on her pilgramage to the Liberace Museum.
Wow, I wish more people dressed this expressively, really!
September 11th, 2009
The Notorious YZF
If Elvis were an old lady……
All that jewelry is just gilding the lily,Grannie is fierce!
Elvis is alive…and is a woman!!!
Those sunglasses are neither sun, nor glasses. Discuss amongst yourselves.
September 12th, 2009
Is that a woman? It looks like an aging queen to me.
really. there’s nothing wrong with this picture. she’s older and she wants to dress up to feel nice. who cares? better than the other ppl who just don’t give a shit.
Bitch be blingin
September 13th, 2009
You all are missing the point. SILVER frame sunglasses do NOT go with GOLD jewelry.
You KNOW she’s selling Love Potion #9….
All dressed up to go to Wal-mart Niiiice
September 14th, 2009
Now this is some funny stuff.
Those smiley ballons have no idea what’s coming…
I can just smell the 1/2 gallon of perfume that I’m sure she has slathered on.
I just about had a heart attack when I saw this picture! I really truly have met this woman. I work at the Macy’s in Parma, OH and she shops there alllllll the time.
Looks like King Tut came back as Elvis, then came back again as this lady.
September 15th, 2009
I wondered where that thing from priscilla queen of the desert went!
September 19th, 2009
Audrey Heporne is back from the dead and filming Breakfast at Tiffany’s 2.
September 21st, 2009
Better quit talkin shit………….she gonna call in a hit on your azz!
Hundred percent agree with the prev. comment. I was thinking of “Old Lady Maxine” when I saw this too!!! http://www.hallmark.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/article|10001|10051|/HallmarkSite/Maxine/?landingPage=maxine&hostName=www.maxine.com
lil wayne aint got shit on her… bling bling biatch
September 24th, 2009
I think it’s Michael Jackson
September 25th, 2009
i know this woman. her name is Ms. Short . i work at a jewelry store in parma,oh and she comes in about once a month. this lady is AWESOME!!! she walks in with a transistor radio in her purse just blaring country music. she is also loaded!!!! her jewelry is a mix of costume and real. this lady is the shit. trust me!!!
September 27th, 2009
And no one thought Corporal Klinger? REally? Jamie Farr I saute thee!!!!
September 28th, 2009
She looks like my Aunt Rose, from Boston she alway dressed up to go shopping.
I don’t know why elderly women have to wear every piece of jewelry they own. That’s like asking to get robbed.
September 29th, 2009
Poor Agnes Moorehead had to turn to Evis impersonation after the cancellation of The Beverly Hillbillies……..
September 30th, 2009
HEY THIS IS MY GRANDMOTHER!! HOW DID YOU GET THIS?????
October 7th, 2009
it’s david bowie…
October 13th, 2009
Ariel, if this is your grandmother then you are related to me because this is my great aunt. (I called my dad and he confirmed, based on jewelry and sunglasses, and then he went to call my uncle who also lives in ohio to see if he knew about this pic! lol)
October 18th, 2009
Wow, what a different sense of style…
October 21st, 2009
what a get-up!
I agree with JohnC, Granny Bling is fierce.
@JulyGirl17: I know a woman that dresses this way and she told me there are a lot of break-ins in her neighborhood. So, when she leaves the house, she wears all her jewelry. Those punks will only get her good stuff off her cold dead body. Oh and yes, she was a pistol packin’ granny, too.
October 23rd, 2009
Nice to see that Lovey made it off Gilligans Island. Where’s Thurston?
I legit know this woman! she comes to my job by herself, orders a sangria all the time. I’ve seen her more blinged out than this tho, and i opened the door for her to which she pinched my cheek, called me a peach, and gave me a stale mint. im guessing this is p-town walmart.
October 28th, 2009
Bet there is a little something special mixed in that drink there
November 5th, 2009
November 18th, 2009
I hope I look this bad ass when I’m her age!
November 25th, 2009
I’ve actually seen this woman at The Beach Waterpark, she comes in with the same exact hair, sunglasses, not that much, but a bunch of expensive jewelry and doesn’t like getting splashed. Yet she’s at a waterpark. >_> So I always swim by her and kick up my legs real fast. xD
November 7th, 2010
Looks more like New Jersey.
March 5th, 2011
You are not Audry Hepburn having Breakfast at Tiffany’s…
November 10th, 2011
I know this lady she lives in the same nursing home as my grandma. Her perfume is so strong it’ll knock you out and she usually wears a gold sweater this is pretty toned down.
July 22nd, 2012
I hope I have this much fun at that age…I’m working on it!
October 31st, 2013
I will be pack heat too, after all I am a Jersey girl!