Who would have thought that the fanny pack was the second most embarrassing thing in this picture?
83 Comments | In: Maryland, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
I’m confused…is this a man or a woman??????
September 4th, 2009
Alhough he’s not on a diet, everyone around him suddenly is!
Oh wow, looks like he stole the checkered flag and stuffed it down the backside of his pants…wait, where are his pants? That looks like a woman’s shaping undergarment, not shorts!
This is just disturbing.
Oh, sweet heavens, please tell me this isn’t a man? On a lighter note, I can say I have ever seen soccar ball printed undies!
OMG TOO FuNNY!
OMG. This is priceless. I totally LOL’d and peed a little.
September 5th, 2009
Is that a dude?
I don’t even want to know what that looks like in the front.
Package or no package, that is the question.
Well, at least we now know what happened to Yasser Arafat’s headdress…
leggo my ego
Rico…That is incredible!!!!
Thanks, Rico, for reposting my blog. This man is a multiple offender. When I first saw him, I thought it was a she until he turned his head and I saw the beard. Definitely not a lady. I’m glad I’ve never seen the front side of him…
Leggo my Eggo! I am not going to fight over Eggos with him, he can have them… LOL!
Can’t decide if it’s a good thing or not to say where in Maryland this was. I see stuff like this at my Wal-Mart all the time. I gotta remember the camera next time I’m there. Love this site!
His wife won’t wash his clothes so he’s wearing hers.
Now I know what to do when I’m bored. Take my digital camera and go to Walmart. LMAO!
I need eye bleach!
i think i shop at this wal-mart…gotta be on the look out!
i think this is the best one yet.. makes you wonder if this was the fashion statement he was going for?
I’ve had the pleasure of seeing this guy several times since I used to work at the Target in this town….unfortunatley, he is famous and loves the attention. He is known by the name “the White Knight” Too bad they didn’t get him in his usual pose…bent over the cart handle to show everyone his goodies!:)
Question: Did you stare at his arse?
AAAAAAH Suddenly I feel ill.
really more than i wanted to know…
September 6th, 2009
Ok… This I’d just the beginning. He DOES have another outfit. Same spandex shorts, but with a yellow banana hammock and a mesh sleevless shirt. Yeah, l saw him at Lowe’s in Maryland and was so shocked I actually said WTF while he was standing right there.
Dang, his underwear is sexier than mine.
That looks like a walmart I used to work at down in southern maryland…
follow the link RICO has up!!!!!!!!!!!! its the same guy, the same guy!!!!……….and he has the same undies on!! LOL
he is wearing undies, lets all just be thankful for that
Did he get a two for one deal on the womanly skivvies as well as the biker shorts circa 1991? I wonder if there was a can’t miss garage sale around this guys house and he just couldn’t wait to sport his new threads while doing some grocery shopping….
I’d tap that
my family and i saw him this year in gettysburg… we were shocked to see this, thinking it was just a poor decision for outfit that day… didn’t realize it was a common occurance!!! omg
I also took a picture of this same guy in a Shippensburg Walmart, no joke the exact same outfit.. including the fanny pack. hahaha too funny.
Leggo my eggo (cause you don’t need em, honey).
September 7th, 2009
I love seeing panty lines but(I’m getting very nauseated), HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON THERE DUDE……..IT ABSOLUTELY MUST BE A FEMALE…WITH PANTY LINES!!!!!
Can someone please start a “White Knight” of Maryland sighting page on Facebook for everyone to post their pics of him? If you do..please let us know!:)
I’ve seen this guy in Target! This is in Frederick, isn’t it?
I’m just glad they took the picture from the back!
been there, done that
I have seen this man at numerous places while shopping in the Mason-Dixon area of South Central PA. The first time I was shopping with my husband and kids in Kohls, and almost peed my pants because I was laughing so hard at the way other people were looking at him. Even my elementary kid was cracking up and begging me to take pictures with the phone. The only thing I can say is “THANK GOD HE WEARS THAT FANNY PACK IN THE FRONT”.
September 8th, 2009
“Gamma….why is gamppa showing off his underwear….again…..?..”
“Hold on Louella….i, I ken’t hear you too good, let me take that bag off yer head….now whatdya say….??
September 9th, 2009
I… I just can’t stop looking at it…
Lord Jesus! I’ll never be able to eat Eggos again.
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying, and now I’ve got to go to the bathroom. Wow!
September 10th, 2009
заметили, этот дядька уже не в 1 раз тут появляется)!
This guy is also frequently in the FSK Mall in Frederick, especially the Barnes & Noble.
she looks good
OMG THIS I MY WALMART… I saw this bitch! lol
September 11th, 2009
This guy is on another page on this site wearing a slightly different pair of these sexy panties. I would love to see his full assortment of hotpants!
is he wearing underwear under his underwear? Someoene should clue him into why it is called “UNDER” wear
That’s a “SHE”???
This is just scary on sooooo many levels. Do these people own mirrors? SERIOUSLY! lmfao
September 12th, 2009
hahahhahaha…this guy made the website twice…on two different occasions! o this makes me wanna vomit in my mouth:( ew
obviously this guy is a pervert. the fanny pack is holding his shirt up so you can see his ass.
is he squeezin it shut?
September 13th, 2009
Jeez, my home state.
Can someone tell me which Walmart this guy shops so that I can…like…avoid that entire county.
September 15th, 2009
He needs to be (blanked) hard in the (blank).
September 16th, 2009
this must be a WalMart in Europe.
this guy has been seen so many times I think we should just make him the mascot for this site
September 17th, 2009
Hard to believe but some people just don’t look in the mirror before they go out.
September 20th, 2009
OMG – DREAMCATCHER undies? Really? Maybe that’s his talisman against escaping evil.
Sorry, can’t talk right now…I just threw up in my mouth!
September 21st, 2009
can somebody in maryland please buy him a full length mirror
September 24th, 2009
what the hell is with all the undie shots in the frozen food sections?! haha:)
I have seen HIM several times at the Spring Mills Walmert, (RT 11 & I-81). So shocking, your scared to look, but you have to, to try to figure it all out.
October 1st, 2009
I hate to say it, but I think this is intentional and he is probably some kind of sexual predator. any way you slice it, ewwwwww
October 3rd, 2009
Look it’s Richard Simmons sweatin to the oldies
October 9th, 2009
My son is 4 and a bedwetter and wears Goodnights and that is what the design looks like…. hmmm I wonder? Those aren’t underwear, that’s a diaper!
October 14th, 2009
this guy is featured twice on this site, it’s either same day two shots or different day same underwear
October 20th, 2009
I was laughing at how weird all the people in other states are, then I looked down and saw this was in Maryland. I’m almost proud?
October 27th, 2009
There is two of them!!!
November 5th, 2009
I wonder if he matches his undies with his see throughs
I used to work at the K-Mart in Shippensburg while I was in college. This guy would come into the store frequently and gross everyone out. Now that Wal-Mart is open, my husband and I see him when we’re out getting groceries. He has been dressing like this for YEARS, even when it is cold outside. No joke!
He must know how horrible he looks. I think he likes the attention. There is ALWAYS someone laughing hysterically near him, or laughing silently and pointing.
November 7th, 2009
November 19th, 2009
thats my brother.
his name is mike :/
November 26th, 2009
My eyes just popped out.
November 29th, 2009
Okay, so I normally don’t click on links in comment sections, but I had to do it this time. RICO,I owe this all to you!!!!!! Here is the link that made me look. It’s posted from RICO at the top of the comments. http://timcia.blogspot.com/2009/09/busted.html
So after I clicked, (call it a sick fascination that I had to fulfill!!!) I found that RICO had another pic of this same guy. At Gettysburg no less!!! So while reading the comments on his page, I found another link! After reading the comments there, I found another link, then another, then another. I have seen this man on the internet no less than 5 times all in different places with this same out fit!!!! WTFWTFWTFWTF? I mean, WTF? How could this man be allowed to walk around like this? Please let’s put an end to this madness!!! And to think, look where he lives, couldn’t the Beltway Snipers have helped us all out?
November 9th, 2010
Maryland, Pennsylvania, West Virgina are all together…it’s not like he travels THAT far to get to these Walmarts…he probably lives in a central location to these three states…
I find it a bit comical that his entire wardrobe is white (with the exception of the ever-fashionable black and white checkerboard looking flannel jacket and of course the black fanny pack).
March 4th, 2011
This has to be the guy I see in Hagerstown all the time! He also hangs out at Target.
May 16th, 2012