No Pants Dance



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At what point does a person just say “F*ck it, I don’t need to put on shoes or pants”? Most people in the world would put pants on to walk into another room of the house, or if not that, then they would put some on if they are going to the street to get their mail. You made it to Walmart.

Georgia

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No Pants Dance, 8.5 out of 10 based on 28 ratings

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  1. Kristen

    wwwtf

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    September 25th, 2010

  2. Lilly

    WTF is THAT!??

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    September 27th, 2010

  3. Austin

    Ed Hardy approved.

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    October 3rd, 2010

  4. Frank Miller

    Did she lose a bet and have to walk around pantsless in Wal-Mart?

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    October 10th, 2010

  5. moonb

    ITs CLEARLY photoshopped.. the whole picture is out of focus except for the undies and legs… so I am guessing she had shorts on.. and someone thought they were being clever but putting undies on her *rollseyes*

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    October 12th, 2010

  6. Bobby Morrison

    Are you serious…….; )

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    October 13th, 2010

  7. Me

    Moonb, you clearly know nothing about cameras. You can see her ass, as well as the dude’s leg pant leg, are in focus while the rest is out of focus. This is because the person taking the photo chose her ass as the focal point of the photo (b/c thats the reason he / she was taking the photo in the first place).

    If the f-stop value for the camera is low, then the focal range is low and everything outside said range is out of focus, creating a blur known as bokeh.

    Lrn2photography.

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    October 29th, 2010

  8. Me

    Moonb, you clearly know nothing about cameras. You can see her ass, as well as the dude’s leg pant leg, are in focus while the rest is out of focus. This is because the person taking the photo chose her ass as the focal point of the photo (b/c thats the reason he / she was taking the photo in the first place).

    If the f-stop value for the camera is low, then the focal range is low and everything outside said range is out of focus, creating a blur known as bokeh.

    lrn2photography

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    October 29th, 2010

  9. T.Smitley

    Why would you ever let your friend out of the house dressed like that?

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    October 30th, 2010

  10. A.Photographer.

    Moonb

    To add to ‘Me’s comment. There is also such a thing in the ‘photography world’ known as panning..when you focus on a single moving object and pan your camera along with it, everything else gets a motion blur and the thing you wanted to be in focus stays sharp..

    Also there’s no way in hell anyone that good with photoshop would waste their time creating cellulite. lmao

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    November 4th, 2010

  11. Soccer Guy

    I think she just had a miniskirt on that slowly rode up until… this. I assume the black band at the top of her ass is the bottom of the skirt.

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    December 3rd, 2010

  12. J. Stewart

    I TOLD the Walmart greeter I wanted BLACK slenderizing panties!!

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    December 12th, 2010

  13. Anna

    Why?? Why does this happen? Starving children in Africa are dressed better than people in this country!

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    January 6th, 2011

  14. Jordan

    “and she said look Ma no pants, and no darlin i dont dont dance. Im with Bubba im at Wal-Mart and i think i deserve a chance!” (No Hands by Waka)

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    January 20th, 2011

  15. thats just nasty

    cellulite is attractive… blechhh.

    as cleveland would say ‘now thats just nasty’

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    February 9th, 2011

  16. Walmart Cashier

    I’ve actually seen this before at my store. Some of them wearing only their bra as well. All of them female, and all of them overweight too.

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    February 13th, 2011

  17. cathie

    i bet she thinks shes dreaming

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    February 14th, 2011

  18. OO

    Am I the only one that thinks it could be a bathing suit? Must you use the F word to express yourself? Geeze!

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    February 19th, 2011

  19. appel

    no pants, no shoes, no boyfriend

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    March 27th, 2011

  20. mel

    she was in ks too, so which is she. . . i say we leave her in GA cuz our door greeters in KS are like Gestapo for real, she’d never make it through. What happened is she stole a pair of pants, got caught and didn’t want to admit where her ones she wore in were thinking it would help her court case if she could say “I didn’t even have any other pants.” America’s Dumbest Criminals

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    March 29th, 2011

  21. ReginaPhalange

    I’m gonna go with Soccer Guy. I think that black strip of fabric peeking out below her shirt was supposed to be a skirt. What I wanna know is how on earth can she not feel the breeze on her back side?

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    May 6th, 2011

  22. JoJo C

    Nice cellulite…

    Will never understand why fat girls do this.

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    May 26th, 2011

  23. kris smith

    This would be one of those nightmare’s where you are in public and realize you are half naked. WTF!!!

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    May 28th, 2011

  24. YouHeardMe

    You know how they get down, white people will walk on a nasty floor w/o shoes in a heartbeat. GROSS. Probably had a black man or mexican waiting in the car…

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    May 29th, 2011

  25. Shanna C.

    O.m.g. I have those underwear…

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    May 30th, 2011

  26. Ashley

    Maybe she was going to Wal-Mart to get some pants!

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    June 21st, 2011

  27. Horace

    I want to know what walmart this was in Georgia… I think I know that girl…

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    June 22nd, 2011

  28. Horace

    I want to know what walmart this was in Georgia… I think I know that girl…..

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    June 22nd, 2011

  29. NICE CANKS :(

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    June 25th, 2011

  30. BAD ASS ?

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    June 25th, 2011

  31. BAD ASS ?

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    June 25th, 2011

  32. Me

    Crappy Photoshop job.

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    July 7th, 2011

  33. Jessica

    how does this even happen?!

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    August 19th, 2011

  34. That’s gotta be a health code violation. I can see her labia.

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    September 15th, 2011

  35. jennie

    How in the hell can the people she is walking around with not say anything to her?! Or be embarassed to be walking with her? I would tell my friend about it and tell them there was no way I would go out in public with them looking like that. I guess Trash doesn’t really care what it looks like.

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    October 5th, 2011

  36. That guy

    I’d hit it! Judging by her dress code she spreads like cheese wiz…. But seriously I’d hit it in a heart beat when she bent over to pick up her snickers.

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    October 17th, 2011

  37. Susan

    I really, really hope this was Photoshopped or that her skirt rode up. I really do. But I have a bad feeling that she is well aware of it…

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    November 4th, 2011

  38. Sasha

    Thats not a ghetto booty thats what i call hail damage! Making them peeps hungry for the cottage cheese….

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    November 13th, 2011

  39. lily

    I have that underwear .-.

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    November 19th, 2011

  40. I am therefore grateful for your blog post.Many thanks. Fantastic.

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