May 29th, 2010
The Real Joe Dirt
Well, I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin’ and it was grossin’ everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don’t mean to get all scientific with you…
Pennsylvania
The Real Joe Dirt,
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LOL
January 28th, 2011
Although the Joe Dirt story is cute and all, the real story is even more bizarre… So here goes
The man pictured above was happily married for many, many years. When his wife died, he had a wig made from her hair… The “mullet” you are seeing is actually his dearly departed wife’s hair, worn by him as a tribute to her…
March 20th, 2011
Epic mullet. Plain and simple. Give this man some respect.
May 16th, 2011
I have seen this man before. And there’s plenty more where he came from
May 29th, 2011
You can’t argue with true love. I was going to try but there’s just too much going on there to even start…
August 8th, 2011
Ya know, I think this guy is a secret shopper for Kroger in Texas.
September 23rd, 2011
I live in Pa and Iv Seen this guy!! I live in Mayfeild. Its near carbondale. I see this guy around daily.
May 16th, 2012
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