Line Jumper



We always get groceries on Friday at Walmart because that’s when my boyfriend gets paid.

We finally get into a lane, and in front of us (me, my boyfriend, and our friend), is this trashy blond chick with the crappy stereotypical eye liner. Her and her friend are in two separate lines, yelling back and forth seeing who’s line is shorter. This is how it went:

My boyfriend: This is not about to fucking happen. [It did.]
Trashy blond: Hey, come over here, it’s shorter.
My boyfriend: If she’s coming over here, you guys are both getting in the back of the line.
Trashy blond: Are you kidding me? I have like three items.
My boyfriend: That doesn’t matter, you’re cutting in front of us and all of the people behind us.

[People behind us kind of take notice and agree]

Trashy blond: We’re staying right here.
My boyfriend: Don’t you have to admit that what you’re doing is fucking bullshit?
Trashy blond: Uh, no.
My boyfriend: Of course not, because you’re the one doing it.

[She started pulling an attitude with my boyfriend and I got annoyed.]

Me: Well, if it was happening to you, wouldn’t you be pissed off too? [Calm voice]
Trashy bitch: No, I’ve been waiting in this line forever. [To her friend] Bring me my cart!

[She brings it, but stays away. our friend pushes her cart out of the line and uses his body to "move her" XD]

Trashy blond: UH! BITCH!
Me: You’re not fucking staying there. [Annoyed voice]
Trashy blond: Uh, yeah, bitch, I am. [Gets a serious "cutesy attitude" with me and does a little wave]
Me: [Leans forward] You don’t want to fucking mess with me today, bitch.
Trashy blond: Oh, and what the fuck are you going to do about it?!
Me: What the fuck am I going to do about it?! [Pissed the fuck off]

[I quickly move around my cart and I was going after her. Just when I was about to hit her, My boyfriend and our friend grab me and she gets scared and yells for her friend. Friend was just as scared, didn't want any of me. lol People behind us are very amused and want me to hit her.]

My boyfriend & our friend: You have got to fucking calm down. [Continues to say these things, but I ignore]
Me: Bitch, you think you’re so fucking cute. I will beat your fucking ass.
Trashy blond: You’re just mad because you’re fucking ugly.
Me: Oh, I’m fucking ugly? Well, I can fuck better than you. [lol I know, right?]
Trashy blond: [Continues to mouth]
My boyfriend: [Standing in front of me, half holding me back, said something about her being ugly - Don't remember, I wasn't paying much attention to him] You pop off one more time, and I’m going to let her beat your fucking ass and bash your head into that conveyor belt.

[Kind of calms down, her and I continue to mouth off at each other]

Me: I hope she’s fucking waiting for me in the parking lot. I am going to fucking hit her.
My boyfriend: You need to chill the fuck out. It’s over.
Me: She’s a fucking disrespectful little bitch, My boyfriend. Come on.

[Trashy blond gets checked out, I wait for her "goodbye" because I know she wants to have the last word.]

Trashy blond: BYE BITCH!
Me: [Flipping her off and saying it loud enough for her to hear across the store, everyone hears me] Eat shit and die, bitch.

So, the trashy blond was tad-ling on us to the clerk, she didn’t care.

Clerk: Don’t let it ruin your evening, it’s not worth it. You know she’s in the wrong, and that’s all that really matters.
Me: Yeah, I know, but it’s just about the disrespect, you know?
Clerk: I know, but hey, at least you weren’t born stupid.
Woman behind me: That was messed up. I would have hit her.
Me: I know, right? She called me ugly, trying to insult my appearance because she had nothing else to say.
Woman: [Shakes head] You are not ugly. I thought she was trashy.
Woman’s mother: I think you’re pretty cute. A lot of woman would kill to look like you!

[I blush and thank them, we check out, and start to leave as everyone is kind of giving us the "good job" looks and gestures.]

When we get to the parking lot, she was no where to be found. I was disappointed. Of course, I had a security guard follow me out to the truck.

It was all just about respect. Dis-respectfulness is my biggest pet peeve. Thankfully, my boyfriend was there to make sure I didn’t do something that would throw me in jail because of my temper. My boyfriend has finally seen me pissed off. He said I had him worried that him and our friend weren’t going to be able to pry me off of “this bitch”.

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Line Jumper, 4.7 out of 10 based on 18 ratings

44 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. 8ou

    um

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    September 25th, 2010

  2. Yarg

    You both seemed pretty trashy to me. I know you felt all big and badass standing up to some little bleached bimbo without enough braincells to defend herself but you pretty much sank to her level. Way to show that you’re above Walmart trash, there.

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    September 25th, 2010

  3. wtfbbq

    You are an idiot.

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    September 25th, 2010

  4. wtfbbq

    You are an idiot, chances are you over exaggerated the situation to make yourself look tough.

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    September 25th, 2010

  5. A couple things; This is the [fakest] dumbest story I’ve read; If you weren’t ugly you wouldn’t have care wtf she said. And who the hell would remember WORD BY WORD during a fight?!. And her scared? Um if you weren’t scared you would have hit her. Jesus. Grow up

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    September 26th, 2010

  6. IAreLegend

    I wish she’d beaten your trashy ass, little girl, to repay you for the last few minutes you’ve stolen from my life.

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    September 27th, 2010

  7. Angel

    How fitting that you posted this, because *you* are one of the scary people that we run in to at Wal-Mart. And I don’t mean oh-she’s-so-tough-I’m-respectful-of-her kind of scary… I mean the wtf-is-wrong-with-you scary.

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    September 28th, 2010

  8. loiina

    poor people are so so so cannibalistic which is most likely why places such as walmart thrive in more lower class/ dog eat dog areas .It seems to me you must be both aesthetically and economically challenged and maybe that is why you were both so truly enraged by something so kindergarten . Thats why i get groceries from H.E.B and clothes only at boutiques. Its safer i think than possably running into someone like you or the other said trashy whore.

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    September 28th, 2010

  9. Robinsmv

    Please go get your tubes tied as soon as possible. I dread the thought of you ever procreating.

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    September 29th, 2010

  10. Leatisha

    seriously?? and you’re calling her trashy??
    it takes class to threaten to beat someone up over a spot in line
    you topped it with saying you fuck better
    good one

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    October 5th, 2010

  11. kitty

    tl;dr

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    October 6th, 2010

  12. ilikeshinythings

    regardless if this was about respect or not, dropping f-bombs and screaming and trying to pick a fight in wal mart makes you both look like trash. let’s grow up shall we?

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    October 15th, 2010

  13. classy

    you sound like Amber from Teen Mom. enough said

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    October 21st, 2010

  14. aroha

    I’m pretty sure if you had just yelled all that stuff and been about to get in a fight you would have been kicked out of the store, and people would not have been calling you cute. If you’re gonna call someone else trashy, don’t go around making up stories about how you almost beat them up. How does yelling “I can f*** better than you!” make you classy? Or cute?

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    October 23rd, 2010

  15. Bella

    seriously? ur the fakest thing ive ever seen! oh! im sorry! did i disrespect you? oh and by the way, not all blonde, eye-liner wearing girls are thrash, bitch! i am one!

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    October 23rd, 2010

  16. GDeForte

    Which one of you was “trashy bitch?” Oh yeah – BOTH. There is nothing I can think of that is trashier than a screaming match in Wal Mart over line jumping. You are just sad.

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    October 27th, 2010

  17. Whitney 56

    You both are “class-less” acts. Would it had shortened your life to let the women go ahead of you. Instead you start swearing and threaten violence. You, my dear, are a prime example of the trash that often shops at Walmart.

    How could you have better handled the situation? What would Jesus do? You can only get respect by acting respectful.

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    October 27th, 2010

  18. Liz

    Wow. Where to start? First of all, it’s pretty obvious you must have made up at least part of that story, since I think you would get thrown out of even Wal-Mart for half of the actions and remarks you related. Secondly, even believing only half of that story, I still think you must be not only trashy, but juvenile and ignorant as well.

    Picking a fight over line-jumping is juvenile . Posting what you did on the internet and not realizing that it is juvenile is trashy. Expecting people to believe your entire story is ignorant AND disrespectful of others’ intelligence. Expecting people to respect you after the behavior you described, whether the story is true or not, is both trashy and ignorant. You want people to respect you? You might think about respecting the shoppers around you before you start or escalate a fight in a public place. You might also think about respecting other people’s intelligence and not exaggerate or at least not expect others to respect your shameful behavior. Haven’t ever heard of being the bigger person?

    So no, I do not respect you, nor do I in any way condone your behavior either at that store or in writing your story.

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    October 30th, 2010

  19. Johnny Q

    Wow. I thought people would have immediately commented on the lines that made this story 100% fake.

    “Woman: [Shakes head] You are not ugly. I thought she was trashy.
    Woman’s mother: I think you’re pretty cute. A lot of woman would kill to look like you!”

    This is like porn literature for women with no maturity.

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    November 4th, 2010

  20. Wow

    This sounds like it was made up by a preteen girl living in a fantasy world.

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    November 14th, 2010

  21. Grants Harbor

    This story is HILARIOUS! First of all, if you were that pissed to start yelling and literally losing control because her, “it’s about the respect ya know?” then you surely wouldn’t remember every single detail of the conversation. Second of all, I seriously doubt that the women behind you were complimenting you on your beauty, you really expect people to believe this white trash love lie? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :)

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    November 17th, 2010

  22. Storm

    Haha! that was great. just made my day! Kinda reminds me of my arguements though. lol. Serves her right, haha love how she didn’t wait for you out in the parking lot. What a pussy! lol

    But anyways yeahh, it wasgood. and no, it doesnt seem fake. And arguing over a spot in line isnt stupid. She had no right to try and pull that

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    November 17th, 2010

  23. lindsey

    Wow, I wouldn’t be surprised if she typed up the same story and posted it here about YOU. You both sound pretty trashy to me

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    November 23rd, 2010

  24. Stymie

    Troll on, troll!

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    November 24th, 2010

  25. Matt

    I’m honestly having a hard time telling who is the ” Trashy Bitch” here, you sound pretty trashy, and I’m about 9000% sure your a bitch. trying to start a fight at wal-mart, over a spot in line….. Enough said.

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    December 2nd, 2010

  26. steph dee

    YEAHH, SURREE… i love how this fake-ass story ends with someone telling you you’re “cute” and women would “kill to look like you”… way to not make it sound like you are desperatley trying to validate your attractivness to the entire internet, you pathetic little thing…

    and “i f**k better than you?” that’s real classy and mature. i am actually sort of embarassed for you that you supposedly said/posted that you said this. that is the trashiest thing i have ever heard. idc who was in the right or the wrong, if i had witnessed this argument and had heard that stupid line come out of your [probably extremely unattractive] mouth, i would have been utterly disgusted by you.

    YOU, my dear, are trash of Walmart. no wonder you shop there every week: you probably feel right at home, among the rest of the class-less fuglies.

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    December 5th, 2010

  27. Bunnybun

    You nearly beat someone up over pushing into a queue? You need some anger management training. Calm down, this isn’t impressive, you’re not a child any more- adults control their temper.

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    December 5th, 2010

  28. justin

    Your garbage

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    December 16th, 2010

  29. Linze

    If this story is true (which I highly doubt), wouldn’t you have spent less time if you had just let her checkout instead of starting a fight?

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    December 17th, 2010

  30. superbru43

    Jersey licious all over it…makes for good reality TV

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    December 28th, 2010

  31. nope

    WOW SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE A CUNT

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    January 2nd, 2011

  32. Beskar

    Wow, there is not a single thing I can say about the both of you being skanky trash that hasn’t already been said. Congrats on that.

    Although to be honest this is the kind of thing that should end up as video on this site, I’d just crack open a beer (some redneck kind in honor of the site) sit back and watch that baby on repeat.

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    January 3rd, 2011

  33. champ

    hahahahhaa, this made my night. ditto to what everyone else said, and please, please, please, don’t post anymore on the internet. you’re just putting yourself out there for people on stumbleupon to laugh at.

    also please promise us all you’ll never have children.

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    January 3rd, 2011

  34. hotclaws

    cool story bro

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    January 9th, 2011

  35. Captain Obvious

    I don’t believe one word of this S**t!

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    January 15th, 2011

  36. Jeff

    ugh probably two disgusting Jersey shore types with fake tans and 17 brain cells between the two of them

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    February 14th, 2011

  37. Anna

    cool story bro

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    February 14th, 2011

  38. woah!

    Both of you are trashy. That language is trashy. In my not so humble opinion, WalMart is trashy. Your mouth needs to be washed out with soap.
    Also, this is obviously over-exaggerated. You disgust me!

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    March 9th, 2011

  39. Girl behind you

    I’m just going to say that I cannot believe I stumbled upon this because I was there that day at Wal-mart and neither did I or my mom say one word to you. We were just in shock and disgust the whole time over the lack of class displayed by both parties. The fact that you would lie like this is even more pathetic! All I have to say is ditto to what everyone else said. And I hope to god you grow up.

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    March 28th, 2011

  40. MB2578

    because it’s not trashy or disrespectful to be cursing and yelling while there are other peoples children around… really grown up

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    March 30th, 2011

  41. Van

    Sweet jesus… This chick really thinks she’s something. ‘Copy/Paste everything everyone else said right here.’ That chick is ugly white trash.

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    April 1st, 2011

  42. Marie

    To the OP of this thread – YOU are the trashy one here, in addition to being a violent bully. Rather than react violently towards some foolish girl, try getting a life and start to behave in a classy way.

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    April 6th, 2011

  43. youaretrash

    You both sound like white trash. Though you seem to be the trashier of the two of you.

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    November 18th, 2011

  44. Clown Vomit

    Clash of the Walcreatures.
    Also, I’m curious as to what “stereotypical eyeliner” is.

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    March 3rd, 2012

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