This guy was selling balloon animals and smelled of musk.
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Heaven knows how a clown managed to mate with the elusive Purple People Eater…
September 4th, 2009
He is a buffet of manliness.
This guy looks like my ex boyfriend’s dad. They moved to California a few years back. That’s kind of creepy.
September 5th, 2009
Even Uncle Sam experimented back in the 60s.
It’s so sad to see Bozo the Clown go downhill
besides the absurdity…. that is a 12 string classical guitar…. which puts this guy out of the crazy category and into the “interesting eccentric” bin
I’m inspired to start a blog called “he smelled of musk”. Too excellent.
Typical Blue Light Special Withdrawal Syndrome
That is a regular old steel string 12-string guitar, it just has a slothead like many classicals. Classical guitars seldom come with pickguards, never come with a bridge like that, and are usually a 12-fret OOO shape, as opposed to a 14-fret dreadnaught.
Hope this helps.
Living on the West Coast, this does not surprise or scare me. He looks rather awesome. I’d talk to him.
And now…on his US WalMart tour….Wavy Gravy
I KNOW THIS GUY, MICHAEL FROM BUFFALO NY. THE MUSK WAS
A DEAD GIVEAWAY…
Smelled of musk or must?
September 6th, 2009
It looks like he,s had one trip to many but on the other hand his beard has had a life on it,s own.
Were they Pedobear balloons?
Guy dropped too much acid in high school. Now he’s a clown in the vending lobby of Walmart. Don’t do drugs, kids.
September 7th, 2009
Portrait of a Sad Clown…hobo.
After the breakup of Guns N’ Roses, Slash ran out of work, eventually settling on entertaining children in the Walmart entrance.
He looks ok to me, if he can play, great. What’s the big deal?
Gotta give him credit, at least he knows to wear a disguise.
September 8th, 2009
Just remember, kids… when he asks if you want to meet Mr. Wiggles, the answer is NO!
So that’s where my Yamaha 12 string got off too! I’ve been missing that since I was a kid!
September 10th, 2009
When did they let Charles Manson out?
I saw this guy and thought “He’s from California.” and sure enough it’s true. I swear I’ve seen this guy before, but I don’t think it was in a local WalMart, but he’s definitely familiar.
It’s pappa Smurf!!
September 11th, 2009
Wow, Slash really let himself go…
Use it. Use it often.
Lost member of ZZ Top.
September 12th, 2009
Looks like Slash’s senile grandfather.
September 13th, 2009
This man looks exactly like my father. I’m unsettled.
September 14th, 2009
Look at that guy! HE IS WACKY.
TOUCHING KIDS IS WACKY.
September 16th, 2009
September 18th, 2009
I saw this guy in Tracy, CA at the cities bean festival selling baloons to kids on Sunday Sept 13th.
I thought John Wayne Gacy was dead?
September 26th, 2009
Hmmm, perhaps a fragmented member of the Magical Mystery Tour???
September 28th, 2009
Looks like and illigitimate son of Tom Petty.
October 5th, 2009
I just spit coffee all over my monitor on this one!
October 11th, 2009
hahaha this is a dude in chico! he haunts my dreams
October 16th, 2009
Wow, a 12-string guitar! He may be eccentric, but he owns a cool instrument.
November 22nd, 2009
Oh! Oh! Do you do requests? Play Purple Haze.
November 29th, 2009
Wow did Slash get a new day job????? Lol
November 25th, 2011