July 24th, 2010
Caption Contest!
If you need an explanation as to why we choose this particular photo for a CAPTION CONTEST then please don’t put your comment because it’s probably going to be awful and I don’t want to waste my time or the time of everyone else who will read it. If you don’t know the drill by now, here is your chance to think of a witty caption and share it with the world. Winner will receive a copy of our new book “Shop & Awe”! For the rest of you who aren’t funny and don’t have a chance in hell to win, you can go ahead and pre-order it now!
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Caption Contest!,
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September 26th, 2010
“LUCKY”? Lucky I’m not that pair of shorts…ugh! That’s scary.
September 27th, 2010
“I’ll take 5lbs of pork sausage, a huge jar of jumbo pickles, and the best cheap wine money can buy.” “Someone is getting lucky tonight . . . even if it is only me.”
September 28th, 2010
” The way I eat I AM lucky to only be this big!”
September 28th, 2010
“LUCKY” I dont have this view!
September 28th, 2010
To start, nothing about this scene is lucky, other than every person that saw it and atill has eyesight, is lucky!
I believe the shorts are informing us that we are lucky she at least has them and a shirt on!!
Or possibly the shorts feel lucky that her ass has not swallowed them completely yet!
Side note… Is she going to fill that empty shopping cart with those cheese logs? lmao
September 28th, 2010
And that day, Shaniqua was lucky. Oh so very lucky.
September 29th, 2010
“I see they have lots of sausage…
butt where do they hide the salami?
October 1st, 2010
Trust me, NO ONE on God’s green earth should go after THOSE Lucky Charms!
October 4th, 2010
This is what happend to the green M&M, they sent her straight to your @$$ where she was branded forever with the label Un-lucky. Unfortunately your @$$ also ate the Un.
October 7th, 2010
Only 2 more leaves and I’ll have a 4 leaf clover I can use for luck in farmville.
October 7th, 2010
is it saint patricks day already?
October 7th, 2010
Ah, lassie! It ain’t time yet for the wearin’ o’ the green!
October 9th, 2010
There needs to be a UN in front of the L on these shorts because whoever is looking at this is having a very unlucky day!
October 9th, 2010
TWO LEAF CLOVER >>???? SOUNDS UNLUCKY TO ME
October 9th, 2010
The “u” and “n” must be in there somewhere
October 11th, 2010
Shitty Luck
October 13th, 2010
I like that phat ass
October 13th, 2010
i would so hit that phat ass from the back
October 14th, 2010
After winning the 5th anual St. Patricks day cheese eating contest, for the 5th year in a row… Tanisha celebrated as she always does… with a box of red wine and 5 lbs. of that good ol’ Walmart cheese!!!
October 15th, 2010
Thank your stars she’s wearing shorts – this could have been a lot worse.
October 16th, 2010
Drill, Baby Drill!!!
October 19th, 2010
“This new tattoo has saved me so much time getting ready in the mornings”
October 21st, 2010
Lucky there’s not a demand for rump roast…
October 21st, 2010
Lucky…she’s on the outside looking in, and not USDA!
October 23rd, 2010
Un-
October 23rd, 2010
The Lucky Brand MegaMeat-Processing Outlet.
October 24th, 2010
LUCKY the camera didn’t break….
October 25th, 2010
Lucky those shorts havent busted!
October 25th, 2010
Need some help over here!
October 25th, 2010
The only way anyone is going to get lucky with this one is if she has a smaller gal hidden in those green shorts.
October 27th, 2010
They are lucky she’s a vegetarian
October 28th, 2010
Which salami is going to get lucky?
Nooooo…. not me…. don’t choose me…
October 28th, 2010
that which has been seen, can NOT be unseen
October 29th, 2010
Shorts: “My name is so contradicting….”
November 2nd, 2010
A little big, but that ass looks pretty good to me! Nice thickie with some chunk in the trunk! And as for the “LUCKY”, what it means is, all of you making those mean comments are LUCKY she can’t find you to whoop your ass, b/c I’m willing to bet she could stomp a bitches ass quick! =)
November 10th, 2010
Those shorts actually say, “Lunchtime in Kentucky”, only the middle of the sentence has been swallowed up by her enormous crizzack.
November 10th, 2010
I suppose I am, if I have stock in Pepperidge Farms…
November 11th, 2010
She is lucky. She doesn’t have to see herself from behind.
November 11th, 2010
Lucky MY ASS!
November 12th, 2010
LUCKY CHARM MAGICALLY NOT DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 14th, 2010
“Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-… That’s all, folks.”
November 16th, 2010
O!!!! So that’s where the little leprechaun from the lucky charms box is hiding!!
November 17th, 2010
Were all lucky those shorts aren’t any smaller!Shudder…………..
November 19th, 2010
any man that gets a piece of that azz should consider himself very luck……………….. well, on second thought no he shouldn’t.
November 20th, 2010
My Irish Butt is LUCKY
November 20th, 2010
Lucky? To have an ass like that?
November 22nd, 2010
Lucky for me…they got ham and turkey and salami….
November 23rd, 2010
When Irish eyes are burning, your ass is far to big,
When Irish eyes are burning, please never do a jig.
(pleas don’t, I’m irish, and my eyes really hurt already)
November 26th, 2010
If those ass cheeks were frosted….she’d be magically delicious…
November 26th, 2010
You know for a minute there i read “yucky”
November 26th, 2010
happy go lucky went chunky
November 30th, 2010
Too bad those shorts arnt lucky
November 30th, 2010
youre lucky if you can find whats underneath those shorts!!!! whos got the flour??
December 3rd, 2010
I think the little guy with the pink hearts yellow stars and green clovers is trying to lead police to where he is being held captive against his will.
December 6th, 2010
Lucky Charms. They’re magically delishious.
December 12th, 2010
“She wearing her gang green!”
December 16th, 2010
If I’m lucky to be looking at this end I hope she doesn’t turn around.
December 16th, 2010
“For the love of God, we’ll be lucky if she doesn’t have to get anything off the bottom shelf.”
December 19th, 2010
Lucky for her. She don’t have to look at that shorts sucking vortex.
December 19th, 2010
Lucky for us that she isn’t two years older yet, when her rear will likely have become more than twice as wide, making the words on her shorts so stretched out to the point of being completely illegible.
December 25th, 2010
Her shirt should say “not so” on it.
December 29th, 2010
If I could GET LUCKY I wouldn’t be here right now!
January 3rd, 2011
Those shorts actually say “LUC..y’s sandwich shop the worlds best sandwiches, come see Lucy and bu..CKY!!!
January 6th, 2011
LUCKY you are far enough away and all you’re doing is reading my ass.
January 7th, 2011
odd, i dont feel lucky
January 8th, 2011
LUCKY you are probably better at dressing yourself than I am.
*I need whatever magic mirror she is looking in. Does she think that looks good?*
January 10th, 2011
Lucky those seams haven’t burst!
January 10th, 2011
Yeah, she feels lucky she is going to have another bad ass cheese and salami sandwich.
January 17th, 2011
She chose “Lucky” because “Thunder Thighs” didn’t fit.
January 20th, 2011
Somehow I dont think its magically delicious.
February 19th, 2011
She is damn lucky those shorts are still in one piece. Unfortunately, the shorts don’t feel the luck of the Irish at all…..
February 20th, 2011
I don’t think those shorts feel the luck of the Irish anymore however, she feels lucky that they are still in one piece.
February 20th, 2011
SOYLENT GREEN
February 25th, 2011
“The shorts are lucky they can’t smell”
February 26th, 2011
Who would have thought feeling ‘lucky” felt just like cottage cheese.
March 2nd, 2011
Those shorts have lots of luck…unfortunately it’s all bad.
March 25th, 2011
Irony.
April 1st, 2011
“lucky charms. they’re magically delicious.”
April 1st, 2011
i wish i could GET LUCKY wow she’s a goddess
April 2nd, 2011
I DONT WANT TO SEE THAT CHARM, GAG!!! WHOS LUCKY?
April 6th, 2011
Lucky woke up that morning wondering who he had slept with and where the hell his shorts went.
April 13th, 2011
Lucky? She’s lucky those shorts didn’t rip as she wedged them up her Grand Canyon ass.
June 4th, 2011
The final resting place of Lucky the Leprechaun. The coroner ruled his death homicide by assphyxiation.
June 12th, 2011
LUCKY that doctor had those chicken drumstick transplants!
June 17th, 2011
Shed be “lucky” if she could get those pants off
June 21st, 2011
…but we are not.
June 29th, 2011
hmmmmm,, kelbasha or salami
July 17th, 2011
lucky it’s not MY butt!!
July 17th, 2011
Shirt: Target
Shorts: Walmart
Hair: Glee
Style: All Mine!
July 24th, 2011
Sorry. Not wearing my glasses.Does that say YUCKY?
July 30th, 2011
“LAY OFF ME I’M STARVING!!!”
August 4th, 2011
lucky she’s hasn’t bent over to grab her meat before this picture was taken.
September 14th, 2011
What you don’t know is they actually used to say unlucky and that was before her butt started eating the shorts
November 29th, 2011
wide load lol
December 3rd, 2011
oohh lucky me those shorts are up high enough to do the rest of your shirt’s work…now if only you were wearing socks….
December 11th, 2011
ewww there’s a LOT more than 4 leaves on that unlucky clover!
May 31st, 2012
Looking like this makes the closest thing to action ‘is’ looking in the meat section
August 24th, 2012
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