I plead the fifth…
30 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Random, Texas
Seriously? In public? Does taking the flip-flops off REALLY help? Does she know that WALKING burns calories? Just saying.
September 26th, 2010
What did those poor little scales ever do to her?!
September 27th, 2010
Hey you break it, you buy it…
September 28th, 2010
At this point the scale says … “One at a time please”
September 30th, 2010
Did that scale yell “for the love of God, one person at a time PLEASE!”
October 3rd, 2010
Omg are u shitting me. I dont even think the poor scale is installed with numbers that reach passed a 1,000. Wow!
October 5th, 2010
I’m sure taking the flip-flops off really changed the reading on that scale!
I’m guessing the flip flops were happy for a minute!
October 10th, 2010
I didn’t know they sold truck scales at The Wal!
October 16th, 2010
If they were talking scales, they would say “You are the correct weight . . . for an aircraft carrier
October 30th, 2010
LOL Funniest and most ironic thing I’ve seen all day. Thank you, Peopleofwalmart.com
November 3rd, 2010
get off! get off! GET OFF!!!!!
November 4th, 2010
She had to take the sandals off, she didn’t have time to have her appendix out and get a haircut…
November 19th, 2010
Im sure the .01 lbs she lost by taking the flip flops off made her feel better! Maybe a donut for her reward?! GOOD LORD!
November 21st, 2010
“get the heck off me lady”….god forbit someone buys the damn thing no with imprints of bigfoots feet. And you gotta know that the 12oz of those high heels would have affected the outcome…well…they used to be high heels….lol
November 28th, 2010
As long as I live I’ll never understand how anyone lets themself go so badly. For goodness sake lady, try walking!
December 7th, 2010
I just wanna know what planets had to align to get the most perfect shot ever!
March 8th, 2011
” Weight Limit Exceeded”….
March 25th, 2011
Scaley replies “Weight Limit Exceeded”…
It gave me the best giggle ever seeing that she took her flip flops off. Squeal!
April 5th, 2011
What is the point of weighing yourself if you cannot even see the Goddamned scale???
April 27th, 2011
Anyone think to ask why is she weighing herself if she can’t even see the scale?
Seriously, I think this might be my mother-in-law,,,it looks kind of like her, and she does do some funny stuff.
June 2nd, 2011
Maybe if she got off the cart and…. I dont’ know? …….WALKED?!
August 4th, 2011
walk the line
She scares enough to weigh herself. Why not actually WALK around wal-mart to burn a few extra calories.
How much do flip flops weigh anyways?!? Probably not enough to justify taking them off.
August 19th, 2011
I bet she also shops at that Walmart that sells the most Little Debbie cakes! Drives from TX to WV with a big ole trailer and loads em up.
September 24th, 2011
OMG….HEY LADY…YOUR ASS IS FALLING OFF!!!
October 7th, 2011
February 19th, 2012
Wow. Walmart does sell everything. Even CAT Scales!
October 23rd, 2012
She probably has some idea that she’s keeping the scale CLEAN by removing her nasty outdoor shower shoes.
Seriously, the funniest one yet.
June 8th, 2013