August 19th, 2010
Sugar Daddy
The difference between me and you? When I get my trophy wife, I’m shooting for 1st place not the second to last one who drunkenly stumbled across the line.
Ohio
Sugar Daddy,
The difference between me and you? When I get my trophy wife, I’m shooting for 1st place not the second to last one who drunkenly stumbled across the line.
Ohio
Sugar Daddy,
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Please, Dad, you know how i feel about PDAs.
September 27th, 2010
That’s not his trophy wife, that’s his granddughter!
September 27th, 2010
When you’re old and wrinkly and you have a trophy wife that isn’t old and wrinkly then on at least some level it’s a win. Perhaps it’s a Special Olympics win but a win none the less!
October 1st, 2010
im pretty sure she is pregnant and between the two of them they created the benjamin button baby
February 2nd, 2011
Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade. mmm hmm.
April 23rd, 2011
If this “sugar daddy” brings his trophy wife to walmart, I think you know how much suga he has. and thus his second to last prize.
July 15th, 2011
i bet she leaves great hickies on the adams apple and juggulars
August 15th, 2011
Nothing beats getting teabagged with jowls.
January 6th, 2012
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