September 1st, 2010
Good Times
Wow! Ummm, okay. I wasn’t aware 11 seconds counted as good times, but that is fantastic news for me! I would now like to say “Take That” to all the girls I’ve been with! Creepy Sanchez here says what we did, albeit quick, is classified as a good time. So yeah, I guess “that was it” and you’re welcome……oh God, why did I just tell the entire world that. Ignore what you just read.
Pennsylvania
Good Times,
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Why do they even make shirts that say this? O_O
September 27th, 2010
WHY????? WHY?????? WHY????? Shirts like this in a family store are pretty insulting. Sad thing is, he most likely will reproduce.,
October 1st, 2010
Seriously, the guy is 4-foot-10 or something … his way of standing out and being noticed.
October 2nd, 2010
I wonder how he solved that equation without a calculator.
October 2nd, 2010
whatch Idiocracy! this is what happens when idiots breed more idiots
October 6th, 2010
WTF!!! he is not even hot. he looks like a creeper. -_- seriously dude no.
October 11th, 2010
WOW, He’s HOT!!!!!!. I want him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 20th, 2010
umm he is probably on his way to being the worlds oldest virgin and ya’ll are puttin him down now I just have one question ……Have you seen my cat I’m scared for her
November 1st, 2010
Hopefully the only women who might actually WANT to be with this douche have frightening, poorly done prison tattoos. The Lollipop Guild called. It’s after your bedtime.
November 10th, 2010
I guess that’s just how they roll down at the Emerald City Walmart.
April 5th, 2011
He reminds me of Bud Bundy,lol
April 28th, 2011
hmm small hands.. small head… small body…. before the lady could have “good times” they need a microscope to find his part of the equation.
April 29th, 2011
small body.. small head.. small arms.. small legs.. that leads one to the conclusion of… you need a microscope to find it before “good times” can take place.
April 29th, 2011
Try “Not such a good time . . . I hated it.”
May 1st, 2011
new movie 40 year old Midget virgin ????
May 28th, 2011
Is it relevant to say “size matters?”
September 25th, 2011
Ew, ew, ew. What his shirt probably should say is “My d*** + some lotion and the internet = good times” because I’m pretty certain THAT’s the extent of his experience.
Yuk. Seriously, that shirt is disgusting and he should be given a vasectomy just for wearing it.
October 18th, 2011
Isn’t there laws against false advertising? And I am just going on a hunch here… because this is one Wal-Mart by-product that I’d have absolutely no intention of taking home with me, free trial or not!!
January 27th, 2012
I lol’d
March 9th, 2012
OMG I know him from High School!!!!
August 30th, 2012
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