September 2nd, 2010
Afternoon Delight
We don’t want to make fun of anyone that is physically handicapped. At least we don’t make fun of people because they are handicapped, that’s part of our little policy thing and blah blah blah. However, context clues lead me to the conclusion that he has a broken foot, but still enjoys getting his afternoon lap dance. By the way, even if he was handicapped, why would you be dry humping in front of Walmart? I mean I get it, who doesn’t get a little bit aroused shopping for Hot Pockets? But some discretion is needed.
Illinois
Afternoon Delight,
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
Looks like he’s strangling her.
September 27th, 2010
It looks like he is choking her out
September 27th, 2010
one word chloroform
October 8th, 2010
like the kiddie rides out in front of wal mart…it is the adult version. OR she just needed fast cash to pay for some t.v. dinners and hot pockets and thought why not.
October 11th, 2010
I’d like to know how that story ended.
November 2nd, 2010
lack of choosing to use common sense is what its called
November 16th, 2010
Is this in Carbondale Illinois? I feel like I know that guy!! hahahaha
December 7th, 2010
Looks like he’s got a senior citizen there. Maybe it was her wheelchair.
January 18th, 2011
Noodles
February 22nd, 2011
Woman: Good thing I wore a dress today, my last Walmart sexual encounter took way too much work.
Guy: I knew this would work
February 22nd, 2011
I didn’t know they made bovine wheel chairs….
February 22nd, 2011
I work with him. His name is Noodles. I’m fairly certain he owes me twenty bucks. Five Stars. Epic.
February 23rd, 2011
Hot Pockets don’t do anything for me. But if you give me a bag of Pizza Rolls, I’ll jump on that handicapped bandwagon. :p
April 15th, 2011
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