Crack kills……

Those shorts defy all laws of physics.

And decency

I just involuntarily emitted “no . . . ” at this photo a couple of times. Literally.

Needs to be a law against that!

OMG. i think i just threw up in my mouth !

Hey,I seen this lady? at Krogers yesterday. In Lancaster ,Ohio

that is one nasty looking ass.. OMG

And she’s reaching for a FUZE Slenderize drink! Like it’s going to help!

I was in line behind her. It was worse when she turned around, trust me.

Why do people feel the need to test limits? Something should have said, “Hey, these don’t fit. Perhaps the next size up!” And a muffin top? Not even!
Sweatpants, aisle 15!

SORRY FOLKS, BUT MY HUBBY CAME HOME EARLY, WILLIE JUMPED OUT MY WINDOW WITH MY ONLY PAIR OF GOOD SHORTS!!

just because you can doesn’t mean you should. girl needs to get a tape measure and go shopping!

Lol my wifes sister dresses like this in public and frequents the town walmart its nasty

NO!!!!!!!!!!

I actually “arrrgghhh”ed out loud and flinched

maybe it was laundry day. and all she could find was her 5 year old’s shorts!

THEN WAL-MART SHOULD STOP SELLING THEM!!!!! YOU KNOW SHE BOUGHT THEM AT WAL-MART FOR $2.00 CLEARANCE

This drink would go great with my muffin top!

EWW. EWW. EWW. EWW. Dad would say that’s putting ten pounds in a five pound bag. It can be done, but the results are WAY less appealing.

That ain’t no muffin top, that’s a whole cake –and a coupla fried chickens if I’m not mistaken.

Crack is wack.

Wow… that’s just not right. Who would let their friend/girlfriend/wife/child/sister go out of the house like that?

She is as fine as frogs hair split four ways.

aaaaah-eeeeee! My eyes! My eyes!

Marcelm I had the same reaction. I think that this is just so unfortunate. I mean, my god!!! Wow. It’s hard to watch, it’s hard to look away. So, so sad.

Only a black guy would tap that! YUCK!

AWESOME!

that has got to be one of the grossest things i have ever seen…

Forget about the ass, look at the fat that is taking place above it!!!! What an impossible creature!

Deeeennnnniiiiiiiaaaallllllll

How can I get her phone number? i have never seen such a beautiful woman. Its not the outside its the radiating loving personality and big heart… oh crap wait that is what the fat girls always say… gosh she is just plain gross. Id give a years pay to interview her , show her the pic and find out what the hell went through her hed dressing like that…

I know somebody who dresses in clothes that have all her stuff hanging out. She has cottage cheese thighs, wears micro-mini’s, a bleach blond clip-on hair piece, and thinks nothing of going shopping in her bathing suit. And yet, people have remarked on her appearance, but she just doesn’t care.

She looks like Hank Hill!

Bet she bought them at Walmart !

WTF is wrong with this person? Is it drugs? Or perhaps a lack of a mirror in the home?
You know what? If you leave the house looking like that…you DESERVE to have your shit put all over the internet.
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.

I would like to add that she is grabbing the fuze that is considered one of the slenderized ones. hahahahha

She’s the world champion in muffin top.

She did not squeeze into those shorts-they are fused to her body

How about a sitcom called the “Butcracks’ She’s got my vote for mummy butcrack!!.

COME ON!!!

sad thing is that there is guys whod hit it

She needs a lawyer….cause she got a case of the gone ass

Ahhh, another beautiful Florida gator…

damn lady, fix that shit –

Her fat rolls ate her clothes!!!

JUST SAY ‘NO TO CRACK!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHA

Come on y`all
Se misunderstood the half off sale.

Seriously, how did she get those on? I imagine her lying down with a bent hanger on the zipper, pulling for her life. “Ah, to Hell with it, just leave the leftovers hangin’ out. Ya, THAT looks good!” ((Shudder))

Laughed until I effing cried…what a great website!

this is hank hills sister (narrow urethera)

thats called upper body adiposity… so sexy baby

To Max, you had me screaming with mirth. however if someone were to beat the shit out of her it would spew up her pressurized crack and create a huge super fund site.

I used to live in Florida. They have WHOLE towns that dress like this. Men and women. Scary. I had to get out.

As my grandmother would say: “Looks like a busted can of biscuits!”

1 th1nc she’s pregnant….

I wonder if these are not set up to be taken.. because I refuse to think someone would walk out of the house not knowing their ass looked like this.

wearing your moms clothing is one thing but robbing your pre-teen sister is another.

You think she needs a fashion consultant?

Hey….. Leave her alone…. the shorts fit the other day, it’s just that time of the month! (Maybe) )

I love that she’s reaching for the ‘slenderize’ Fuze drink. Well, at least she knows…

LOOK OUT………..IT’S GONNA BLOW !!!!

I have a good friend who is a “big girl”… but she knows how to dress.. at least enough to cover her @$$… her clothing-shopping mantra– “Just because it comes in your size does not mean you should wear it!”

Really, if you have to lift your belly to do up the button, try one 3 sizes bigger… or at least 2 sizes!.. Tighter doesn’t always mean sexier. There’s a reason I don’t wear a 4- I look like a chub in a 4, and I can’t breath in a 4. (I look hecka better in an 8, thanks.)

how can you honestly put that on and feel content enough with yourself to leave the house…that is just disturbing

how could she NOT know she has this… issue?

What on earth is this??? Honey I think your little 6 year old sister is looking to her daisy dooks

I bet it’s worse from the front. ROLF!!!

Bless her heart and our eyes!

It’s like trying to put 10 pounds of crap in a 5 pound bag……

you know I am a thick woman but i have a butt and I know better than trying to squeeze all this into something as little as those shorts, why would noone tell her to change when she put those things on?

omg!!! do i need to say more?

WOW this is AGRESSIVLY unattractive! who told her this looked good???

see harold, i tolja i could still fit into the shorts i marriedja in!!

My fellow chubby women, please dress according to your body type. Nobody wants to see your ass fat. Cover it up.

Don’t know that she looks any grosser than some of these guys who go around with their pants sagging and their dirty boxer shorts showing.
Though she surely must have to pull those shorts back up when tries to walk.

That reminds me… Thank you for not offering video postings.

lol, i hope she’s reaching for the fuse “slenderize” .

lol I think I know this girl…….im not proud of it, but, if its her, she is wearing alot in this photo, u should see her in a bikini……yes she wears a bikini!!!!! Its gross

Just say no to CRACK!

It’s like and apple with shorts on!

My 3yr old son saw this and said eewww!! Now that ‘s a smart kid!

OMG!!!!!!!WOW!!!!!! First of all, I can’t b’lieve she doesn’t have one of those $5 full length mirrors in her cart. & secondly, for the guys that said they would “hit it”uuuuggghhh. I have a wall standing around for you to meet.

WTF? Is that the front or back? Cover up her head and it looks like your looking at the front of her, back boobs and all.

I like it. I’m a sick man.

i’d tap that.

You mean Miss NO Booty

More like miss no booty

I continue to be completely and utterly amazed by anyone — male OR female — who thinks that showing any amount of ass crack is attractive. You’ve got to be deranged or delusional, or indeed both, to think it makes you sexy.