It’s like those shorts are managing to cover nothing and everything at the same time.
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Yes, because those quasi-health drinks are literally the solution to ALL of her problems.
September 4th, 2009
Lmao…I thought I have seen some flat butt in my day but THAT is really really flat AND gross
Those shorts defy all laws of physics.
I burst into laugh for 1 min
September 5th, 2009
I just involuntarily emitted “no . . . ” at this photo a couple of times. Literally.
She has NO ASS!
Needs to be a law against that!
This makes me want to puke more than the fingernail lady!!! Don’t people tell their friends or family members when their clothes don’t fit and their ASS is hanging out from the top AND the bottom of their shorts? Oh I HATE people so much!!!
OMG. i think i just threw up in my mouth !
I’d Hit It
Hey,I seen this lady? at Krogers yesterday. In Lancaster ,Ohio
This is so nasty, I can’t believe someone let her walk out of her house looking like this…
that is one nasty looking ass.. OMG
ass? what ass? i see no ass oO
And she’s reaching for a FUZE Slenderize drink! Like it’s going to help!
she is TOO FAT FOR THAT!
I was in line behind her. It was worse when she turned around, trust me.
She does have nice legs though…
Why do people feel the need to test limits? Something should have said, “Hey, these don’t fit. Perhaps the next size up!” And a muffin top? Not even!
Sweatpants, aisle 15!
Baby Got Back!!!
(and nothing else)
SORRY FOLKS, BUT MY HUBBY CAME HOME EARLY, WILLIE JUMPED OUT MY WINDOW WITH MY ONLY PAIR OF GOOD SHORTS!!
Just say NO to CRACK!
just because you can doesn’t mean you should. girl needs to get a tape measure and go shopping!
I wonder what happens when she sits down.
Lol my wifes sister dresses like this in public and frequents the town walmart its nasty
this doesn’t seem physically possible. wtf?
Hasn’t gotten any new clothes since dropping out of the 3rd grade, but hey, she got her plumber’s certificate (with a gold star sticker on it).
September 6th, 2009
I actually “arrrgghhh”ed out loud and flinched
I actually “arrrgghhh”ed out loud …and flinched!
maybe it was laundry day. and all she could find was her 5 year old’s shorts!
I just dont’ know where to begin with what’s wrong with this picture.
THEN WAL-MART SHOULD STOP SELLING THEM!!!!! YOU KNOW SHE BOUGHT THEM AT WAL-MART FOR $2.00 CLEARANCE
HOT. LOVE THAT HOT CRACK.
This drink would go great with my muffin top!
Shes either all back or no ass
EWW. EWW. EWW. EWW. Dad would say that’s putting ten pounds in a five pound bag. It can be done, but the results are WAY less appealing.
At least she has her dignity
That ain’t no muffin top, that’s a whole cake –and a coupla fried chickens if I’m not mistaken.
Do people not look in the mirror anymore and see what the public may see? This is ridonkulous!
Crack is wack.
Wow… that’s just not right. Who would let their friend/girlfriend/wife/child/sister go out of the house like that?
I would have to agree with Amy. I went arrgghh and flinched as well. I dont tthink people own a mirror anymore or they need glasses. Thats just nasty
Carroll is a tool
She is as fine as frogs hair split four ways.
This could have been fixed with a different shirt…at least partially.
aaaaah-eeeeee! My eyes! My eyes!
Gross. I avoid Walmart anyways, but when the weather gets warm there is no way in HELL that I will go ANYWHERE near Walmart. Insanely obese women wearing clothes that are suited for someone 100lbs lighter. Gross. Sick. Vom.
Marcelm I had the same reaction. I think that this is just so unfortunate. I mean, my god!!! Wow. It’s hard to watch, it’s hard to look away. So, so sad.
Just because you fit in a size 6 doesn’t mean you ARE a size six!!! Why don’t her family tell her that she looks gross!!
Only a black guy would tap that! YUCK!
Crack is wack!!!!
Seldom have I been happier to be a gay man.
And no, Bi-Curious George does nothing for me.
that has got to be one of the grossest things i have ever seen…
They shrunk from the sweat?
Forget about the ass, look at the fat that is taking place above it!!!! What an impossible creature!
Are jean panties ever appropriate in public?
The juice isn’t going to help those shorts fit easier miss
September 7th, 2009
How can I get her phone number? i have never seen such a beautiful woman. Its not the outside its the radiating loving personality and big heart… oh crap wait that is what the fat girls always say… gosh she is just plain gross. Id give a years pay to interview her , show her the pic and find out what the hell went through her hed dressing like that…
This photo of the woman is foul. I sort of threw up in my mouth when I saw it.
I know somebody who dresses in clothes that have all her stuff hanging out. She has cottage cheese thighs, wears micro-mini’s, a bleach blond clip-on hair piece, and thinks nothing of going shopping in her bathing suit. And yet, people have remarked on her appearance, but she just doesn’t care.
Looks just like my ex sister-in-law…Heather is that you???
She looks like Hank Hill!
Will you PLEASE spackle that thing shut!
Bet she bought them at Walmart !
No one wants to see your fat hanging out. One fat woman to another COVER THAT SHIT UP!!!!!(((((GROSS))))))
WTF is wrong with this person? Is it drugs? Or perhaps a lack of a mirror in the home?
You know what? If you leave the house looking like that…you DESERVE to have your shit put all over the internet.
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.
doesnt anyone tell her NOT to?
I would like to add that she is grabbing the fuze that is considered one of the slenderized ones. hahahahha
MEMBER OF THE ‘Y’ GENERATION?
She’s the world champion in muffin top.
September 8th, 2009
This is when the rule “just because you can get it on, doesn’t mean you have to wear it” applies. How can she even walk??? How much do her family and friends hate her to let her out like this?!?!?!?
She did not squeeze into those shorts-they are fused to her body
How sweet it is
How about a sitcom called the “Butcracks’ She’s got my vote for mummy butcrack!!.
what the f**k was she thinking, someone needs to take her out back and bet the sh*t out of her
September 9th, 2009
its jordan ivy
sad thing is that there is guys whod hit it
her man lied to her when
he told her she looked good D;
She needs a lawyer….cause she got a case of the gone ass
to tds. she prolly did get them at wally world… bout 10 years ago..
some crap just aint right. ugh. makes me want to try to pull my pants up like urkle. lol
September 10th, 2009
Ahhh, another beautiful Florida gator…
lol droooppppppyyy pants
damn lady, fix that shit –
Did she just have a fat attack? Did she eat an entire aisle of Easter candy moments before this was taken and just turn into the blob right there? I’m scared, Mommy!
September 11th, 2009
Her fat rolls ate her clothes!!!
She’s bringing Sexy Back!
JUST SAY ‘NO TO CRACK!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHA
Just say no to crack….
Come on y`all
Se misunderstood the half off sale.
i,m gonna marry that woman
Seriously, how did she get those on? I imagine her lying down with a bent hanger on the zipper, pulling for her life. “Ah, to Hell with it, just leave the leftovers hangin’ out. Ya, THAT looks good!” ((Shudder))
September 12th, 2009
wow!!! muffin tops and no ass! she is showing crack on purpose guys. cause if she needs to have proof that she has an ass. am i right?
Laughed until I effing cried…what a great website!
Just pray that she doesn’t sneeze…….
this is hank hills sister (narrow urethera)
another example of a 12 trying to squeeze into a 4.
thats called upper body adiposity… so sexy baby
September 13th, 2009
I noticed she is grabbing the “slenderize” flavor of fuze. Unfortunately she hasn’t realized yet that drink is only making her lose weight on her ass. Time to give up on THAT diet plan.
To Max, you had me screaming with mirth. however if someone were to beat the shit out of her it would spew up her pressurized crack and create a huge super fund site.
Everyone, your comments are awsome. I’m in tears.
I used to live in Florida. They have WHOLE towns that dress like this. Men and women. Scary. I had to get out.
I bet she has a distinctive smell. And it is not pleasant.
As my grandmother would say: “Looks like a busted can of biscuits!”
September 14th, 2009
I couldn’t even use my teenage super mental fantasy making powers to get that image out of my head. I jerk off 11 times a day and instantly I have lazy dick syndrome.
Best start taking dad’s viagra and mums valium.
1 th1nc she’s pregnant….
September 15th, 2009
those things can’t be buttoned in the front… if she steps the wrong way, the public would be seeing a whole lot more of that fat trashy woman…
I wonder if these are not set up to be taken.. because I refuse to think someone would walk out of the house not knowing their ass looked like this.
so sad. if you are unfortunate enough to be a woman with a mans figure, cover it up!
wearing your moms clothing is one thing but robbing your pre-teen sister is another.
do you think she feels sexy? I mean she had to hike up her top like that so maybe she thinks her midriff expose looks good. ????
September 16th, 2009
You think she needs a fashion consultant?
My 8 year old – “wouldn’t you get arrested for going out like that?”
Hey….. Leave her alone…. the shorts fit the other day, it’s just that time of the month! (Maybe) :o)
September 17th, 2009
Miss EWW Booty.
September 18th, 2009
I love that she’s reaching for the ‘slenderize’ Fuze drink. Well, at least she knows…
Are you sure that was taken in Florida and not Arkansas?
LOOK OUT………..IT’S GONNA BLOW !!!!
September 19th, 2009
This information is true
September 20th, 2009
I have a good friend who is a “big girl”… but she knows how to dress.. at least enough to cover her @$$… her clothing-shopping mantra– “Just because it comes in your size does not mean you should wear it!”
Really, if you have to lift your belly to do up the button, try one 3 sizes bigger… or at least 2 sizes!.. Tighter doesn’t always mean sexier. There’s a reason I don’t wear a 4- I look like a chub in a 4, and I can’t breath in a 4. (I look hecka better in an 8, thanks.)
September 21st, 2009
how can you honestly put that on and feel content enough with yourself to leave the house…that is just disturbing
Damn, her low back has more ass than her ass does…and gotta love the muffin top look too
how could she NOT know she has this… issue?
Pure white trash……….and yes, I’m white.
What on earth is this??? Honey I think your little 6 year old sister is looking to her daisy dooks
September 22nd, 2009
Many people have said that someone should have stopped her from leaving the house this way, but a woman this nasty has NO ONE at the house to stop her!
I bet it’s worse from the front. ROLF!!!
September 23rd, 2009
Is she a candidate for What Not To Wear, or what. They would have a ball with this one wouldn’t they?
Bless her heart and our eyes!
I bet it has an echo.
It’s like trying to put 10 pounds of crap in a 5 pound bag……
That’s really her belly button and her hair is covering her face because I do see boobs there. It’s just that her arms on backwards.
you know I am a thick woman but i have a butt and I know better than trying to squeeze all this into something as little as those shorts, why would noone tell her to change when she put those things on?
September 24th, 2009
ahahhaha oh my god that is so fucking her laugh my fucking ass off wholey shit bahahhaha ilove that:)
omg!!! do i need to say more?
OHHH MAAHHH GOODDD.!!!! THIS IS THE MOST GROSSES THING ON HERE.! WOAH,! :X I FEL tLIKE BARFING.!!! BLLLLEHHHHHHHH
September 25th, 2009
WOW this is AGRESSIVLY unattractive! who told her this looked good???
there’s someone for everyone right… ummm i doubt that
September 26th, 2009
see harold, i tolja i could still fit into the shorts i marriedja in!!
when I see that picture, I don’t know if I should laugh or cry
My fellow chubby women, please dress according to your body type. Nobody wants to see your ass fat. Cover it up.
September 27th, 2009
Wow, that’ll be burned into my retinas for awhile….
Don’t know that she looks any grosser than some of these guys who go around with their pants sagging and their dirty boxer shorts showing.
Though she surely must have to pull those shorts back up when tries to walk.
September 28th, 2009
I want to thank you, peopleofwalmart.com, for not offering video clips. Nobody wants to see that move.
September 30th, 2009
That reminds me… Thank you for not offering video postings.
Id hit that
lol, i hope she’s reaching for the fuse “slenderize” .
For the love of God, find some clothes that FIT!!!
lol I think I know this girl…….im not proud of it, but, if its her, she is wearing alot in this photo, u should see her in a bikini……yes she wears a bikini!!!!! Its gross
October 2nd, 2009
I think this is a girl I used to know……and if it is she is wearing alot in this photo u should see her in a bikini…ughhh so gross
Just say no to CRACK!
This is the class “SWEATHOG”.
It’s like and apple with shorts on!
OMG and i thought i had a flat ass at least im only 110 pounds and know when you squeeze into your little sisters pants you look like a popped open can of biscuts!
October 9th, 2009
My 3yr old son saw this and said eewww!! Now that ‘s a smart kid!
October 13th, 2009
I really would like to know what people are thinking when they get dressed and go out in public
OMG!!!!!!!WOW!!!!!! First of all, I can’t b’lieve she doesn’t have one of those $5 full length mirrors in her cart. & secondly, for the guys that said they would “hit it”uuuuggghhh. I have a wall standing around for you to meet.
She looks like a can of Pillsbury Grands Biscuits busted open!
October 14th, 2009
WTF? Is that the front or back? Cover up her head and it looks like your looking at the front of her, back boobs and all.
October 16th, 2009
i think that actually be my little sister. i told her to buy clothes that fit….
October 21st, 2009
I like it. I’m a sick man.
October 24th, 2009
i just threw up a little
October 28th, 2009
i’d tap that.
November 1st, 2009
hahaha you’re fat!
why dont you go kill yourself you fuckin loser!
November 2nd, 2009
You mean Miss NO Booty
November 4th, 2009
November 5th, 2009
More like miss no booty
Jackson Odderson PhD.
She has really let herself go since the Dukes of Hazard was canceled.
November 19th, 2009
I continue to be completely and utterly amazed by anyone — male OR female — who thinks that showing any amount of ass crack is attractive. You’ve got to be deranged or delusional, or indeed both, to think it makes you sexy.
November 22nd, 2009
It’s like what’s the point? Why even wear shorts….?
November 30th, 2009
It’s like the fat wanted to go to her ass but was unable to make it due to the tightness of her shorts.
December 5th, 2009
Wow. Im at a loss for words. Oddly all I can wonder at this point is how does she sit? Really? I cant put my shoes on if my *socks* arent right!!
January 10th, 2011
Guess she didn’t know that she put on her daughter’s shorts…?
February 28th, 2011
Why do people wear clothes that are like 5 sizes to small!?
April 15th, 2011
just nasty she knows her butt is hanging out that is not cute.
May 11th, 2011
she has no type of ASSSS!!!!! WTFFFF LMAO GNR
May 31st, 2011
My eyes hurt now
March 10th, 2012
I think the Fuze ‘Slenderize’ worked only on her butt…
October 29th, 2012