Pimpin ain’t easy at the walmart.
64 Comments | In: Kentucky, Pimps
Fly dog, fly
September 5th, 2009
$10.00 and a bag a crack says he’s going in to fetch his bi-otch with the knee-high, red fur boots.
OMG- This is SOOOOOOO Funny!!!!!! Best One Yet! Ur right Phred they would make a great pair! Those outfits could double as halloween costumes. They should post them on craigslist. LOL
LMAO! I think I know where this is… Olive Hill? Home of Tom T Hall!
I hate that half of these pictures are from KY.
Well I suppose it is a love-hate realtionship!
ON MY WAY TO MY GIG AS A GREETER AT WAL MART!!
You know it’s hard out here for a pimp!!
“When Circus Tents Attack”– next, on Springer.
September 6th, 2009
OR…. Is he LEAVING the store with LOOT in his cape? Hmmmmm….
So that’s where my granddad went.
I’ll bet this was on a Sunday.
“now woman, did I TELL you you could go to Wal-Mart and look at jewl-uh-ree? Hell naw. Get yo’ ass back on the street corner, bitch!”
He looks like super hero…Look up in the sky, it’s a bird, its airplane toilet waste, its Super Pimp!
Looks like he cut up a blow up pool for the material. Dy-na-mite!
September 7th, 2009
Ya know it’s hard out here for a pimp,
Gotta go over to Walmart for my shit.
They got some cheap ass crap I can git,
My outfit’s ugly as hell, but it fit.
Ya know it’s hard out here for a pimp,
Yeah I know I’m kinda lookin’ like a blimp.
I look like Bozo and the kids think I’m a hit,
Now my rap is busted so I’m gonna quit.
(Apologies to the original song because in the context of the movie Hustle & Flow, it’s brilliant.)
Well, at least he is patriotic.
September 8th, 2009
Personally, Saywaht, I love how these pictures are from Kentucky. At least it proves we DO wear shoes. >_> Long… Alligator Skin, red dyed ones…
Afterall, he is dressed in red, white, and bloom.
September 9th, 2009
Pimpin’ aint easy!!
Look up in the sky! It’za bird, it’za plane! It’za Super Freak!
September 10th, 2009
Finally papa smurf has returned!
September 11th, 2009
i just don’t understand the vest thing… is it supposed to be a vest?
September 12th, 2009
Captain save a ho?
September 13th, 2009
Does that Pimp shoot webs out of his hand?
Pops: The Patriotic Preacher. Recycle/Reuse old choir robes.
You laugh, but I bet all that silk is comfortable as f*ck.
Granddaddy of the Blues Brothers.
We can safely assume this guy lost a bet.
Isn’t that the black Spiderman?
September 14th, 2009
It’s “SP” Super Pimp….. da dow dow dow da dow da dow… it’s Super Pimp … Super Pimp…… he’s super pimpin… da dow daow!!
He looks like a retired black Superman.
September 15th, 2009
Spider-Man has fallen a long way.
He’s an entrepreneur!
Papa Smurf if that you??!!!!!
September 16th, 2009
this dude looks like the original dirty rapper Blowfly. http://www.tysonsummers.com/blog/images/tyson_blowfly_b.jpg
bitch make me a kiddy-pool coat!!!
Red, white and blue….soooo patriotic!!
September 18th, 2009
Samuel Jackson and Superman Had manly butt love…..and that popped out…..
I have seen this man on SEVERAL occasions!! I’ve even spoken to him like 3 or 4 times….U shoulda seen him @ Derby. SMH
September 22nd, 2009
You know this guy is just coming from church….
September 24th, 2009
For the second time, and i don’t care if this gets deleted, this is a person going in to Wal-Mart! I live near Owensboro where this is from, and it’s a guy going in to Target! Don’t post a pic unless its from the trash fest itself!
September 25th, 2009
bitch betta have my savings!
My 3 year old son said, ” is that a black spiderman”…lmao.
Isn’t that Joe Jackson?
September 28th, 2009
Dude cut up his pool liner and made a suit out of it
September 29th, 2009
he looks like a smerf!
October 6th, 2009
Oh, hayle….dat ain’t no pimp!
Dats the fabled “ghetto genie.”
October 7th, 2009
Looks like MC Hammer gone bad…
October 23rd, 2009
doug i was gonna say a black superman
October 28th, 2009
Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.
October 31st, 2009
November 5th, 2009
He assumed there would be parking problems, so he decided to fly there with his ultra-cool cape.
November 8th, 2009
He’s recycling people! It’s made from used tarp.
November 11th, 2009
that’s what you get when spider-man bangs a crack whore.
November 21st, 2009
his wife’s gonna be PISSED when she sees her satin sheets
November 23rd, 2009
Peppa’ Jack love “Fraggle Rock”.
November 25th, 2009
it looks like he was wearing the lining of a swimming pool!
November 27th, 2010
Rocky says apollo creed wants his out fit back
February 27th, 2011
it’s the pimp version of spiderman.
March 19th, 2011
Flav A Flav is back in action!!!
September 22nd, 2011