I’d say something witty but I’m pretty sure you could put my head in a scissor leg lock and pop it like a grape.
54 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion
Holy shit, it’s Stretch Armstrong!!!
September 24th, 2010
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ALL THE COMMENTS?!?!?!???????!!!???
That was the best part.
Are they men or women? Or one of each?
Looks like the Ken doll came to life
Gotta give him props for rocking the fanny pack….and owning it….
dude! they both have extremely muscular thighs! SUPER STEROIDS AWAYYYYYYYYYY!
Can we all say….STEROIDS???? I mean look at “it’s” shoulders…….
“I hope you like muscle milk, brother!”
Uh, I call steroid abuse….but then s/he could be a marketing tool for a new “Stretch Armstrong” dol.l
“I have the power!”
Blinded by PoWM
the orginal HE-MAN….Look out Skelletor is prbly near by.
If that isn’t He-Man, then … it’s definitely Prince Adam.
I worry more about the girls thighs behind him in line. What a set of nut crackers..
I do however like the legs to the far far right!!!!
i bet their a tag team
He looks like Dogg the Bounty Hunter.
Prince Adam or He-Man?
Hey, if I had legs like that, I’d show them off as well. Just the shorts would be a tad bit longer. Really don’t was to see your asscheeks in public, no matter how well toned they night be.
September 25th, 2010
Hey, if I had legs like that, I’d flaunt them as well. Just not my asscheeks no matter how toned they might be. As far as the lady on the right, well I’d hit that.
Is that a guy or girl? Or both?
Male or female, bodybuilders are just gross.
who would have guessed there’s a WalMart in Eternia?
By the power of Greyskull… I have the Power! (to rollback prices)
Hans and Franz
We’re going to pump *clap* you up!
To his face you’d be calling him “Sir”, so please keep that in mind as you snark, internet tough guys.
He looks like a life sized Stretch-Armstrong
What does everyone think? He is wearing her shorts? Eh? Eh?
You think anybody thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night?
Legs are pretty hot for walmart…
It’s a store full of fit people! I’m moving to unknown.
the He-man returns.
It’s Thor and he’s getting his groceries.
Atleast he/she has the body to wear something like that.
September 26th, 2010
Yeah I think so too. If the site owner is going to have rules for posting, then at least have the common courtesy to let us know what they are in advance, instead of just deleting comments.
But it’s really wierd to have rules of behavior for comments, as this site is all about ridiculing people! lol
Maybe Whey Protein powder is on sale?
These people are just super fit, they are not even “Huge”. No steroids.
Can you say “COMP-en-sat-ing”, neighbor?
Freakin action figures real live action figures in walmart… who would’ve thunk. lol
September 27th, 2010
That hot little ass in the background looks perfect… should’ve chased her with your cam
Nice Ass….I bet he works out !!!
wow this people are soo crazy and weirdo. Are they gay or what?
Nice Ass… I bet he works out !!!
Anyone else notice that these two beings procreated? I tried to understand why they need a shopping card at the express checkout, and noticed the black&white baby gaurd in the cart.
September 28th, 2010
“By the power of Grayskull!!!”…. Holy crap, He-Man shops at Walmart….
September 29th, 2010
Hot legs, you’re making me sick. Hot legs, where’d you hide your dick?
September 30th, 2010
He looks like an IRL he-man action figure!
Wow, that dude has some really nice legs! And what’s up with the bodybuilder woman at the cart. Is she wearing a muslim headscarf? Got to cover her head but she can let her (admittedly excellently developed) legs hang out??? Muslims are wierd.
The guy probably isn’t on steroids. I have legs like that too; they’re strong from years of running, cycling and swimming. People just don’t seem to realize that if they want muscular legs, they’ve got to put in the work. So many dudes work out only their upper bodies and honestly wonder why they still have such scrawny legs.
October 2nd, 2010
i think i’m in love….well if it’s a guy that is…still not really sure
October 3rd, 2010
You can bet he has a few Cliff Bars in that belt bag.
October 9th, 2010
Holy Shit!! Is that He-Man or Dar from Beastmaster?
October 17th, 2010
i dont know which pair of booty shorts are sexier
November 2nd, 2010
Heman!! Yup it is heman
December 20th, 2010
His overdeveloped trapezius muscles make it look like his arms are attached too low.
May 8th, 2011
REJECTED BY PAT S OF NEW JERSEY
I’d love to kiss her huge feminine sandaled feet.
May 11th, 2013