THIS IS WHY AMERICA IS THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH



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Yes you see that correctly. It is an old man with big supple delicious looking breast implants.

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THIS IS WHY AMERICA IS THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH, 7.8 out of 10 based on 42 ratings

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  1. Nina

    this is downright disturbing

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  2. Meghan Smith

    What a waste! Won’t he be dead in about less than 5 years?

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    September 5th, 2009

  3. Ryan

    MmmmMmm

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  4. Jean F

    Or is he on a prostate cancer horomone therapy that has caused Gynecomastia(male breast growth)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia
    I saw Fight Club!

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  5. James

    The worst part is that he looks a lot like famous magician and skeptic James “the Amazing” Randi.

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  6. Robert

    I’m sorry but that looks photoshopped.

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  7. DE

    I agree PHOTOSHOP!

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  8. christy

    prison bitch

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  9. CLM

    I used to work at H-E-B in Bryan and I think this guy used to come in to my store. He has one of the voice things in his throat to talk for him because he had throat cancer or something. So sad. :( I don’t think this one is real either.

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  10. gnarlywetdream

    This, in no way what so ever, looks photoshopped. Sorry guys, dude’s got tits.

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  11. OnlyInTX

    Everything is bigger in Texas!

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  12. abyss

    As we get older and more lonely we have to find way to entertain ourselves.

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  13. Crystal

    Um, no those aren’t breast implants, it’s called barrel chested. He obviously has breathing difficulties.

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  14. Chris

    I wonder what he does in the day time …or night time for that matter hahaha

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  15. Whitney

    FAIL!!!

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    September 5th, 2009

  16. Shan Jai

    He has nice juggs to be an old man…. LMAO…. They look better than some womens.

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  17. Chris

    I want a less fuzzy picture before i make a judgment on whether this is real or not although it is pretty interesting

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    September 6th, 2009

  18. AmyN

    I assure you guys, this is not a chopped photo. I have seen this guy 3 times since I moved to BCS. He likes to shop at TJMax as much as I do … they are totally implants to! Its a bizarre world here in Texas :)

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  19. mat

    no photoshop here, i live n that town and see that guy in the mall all the time, he wears that shirt all the time, its really creepy

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  20. SB

    This photo is NOT photoshopped. He came into Burberry earlier this year when I still worked at the store outside of Houston.

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  21. I have a feeling this is in Austin. My friend and I saw a guy VERY SIMILAR walking down an Austin street (residential area). We still wonder the hows and whys of this combo of “Old Bearded Guy” and “Big Fake Boobs”.

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  22. Bezzalina

    Amazing…

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  23. jmallen

    Actually, he may have a condition known as gynecomastia. Causes the glandular tissue of the breasts to develop in males. It can be caused by LOTS of things (drugs, liver problems, etc.). Or, I suppose if you pay a plastic surgeon enough, he/she might be willing to put implants into an old man. Either/or, those babies are real.

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  24. FVZA_Colonel

    James Randi grew increasingly erratic in his later years…

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  25. Meagan

    Seriously?! Supple and delicious in the same sentence and old man???? WTF!

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  26. Oliver

    Maybe he got sick of paying to go to the titty bar and looked at this as a long term investment?

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  27. Brandon

    Funny how this guy has been spotted in Austin, Houston, HEB,, and BCS.

    Fake.

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  28. mo

    I’m sorry but gynecomastia is not going to give an older man big perky breasts. An older person’s skin is not tight enough/less elasticity and it would cause sagginess in the breast area. With that said this man definitely has implants. He’s been spotted around College Station by many… especially at Target.

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  29. Sam

    this guy has it all figured out. He’s an old man; the chances of him feeling on some supple, delicious titties in the next five years or so are slim to none. So he goes to the doctor, uses his health insurance and some retirement money, and says “I want tits!” now he can feel titties whenever he wants. And he really didn’t lose anything, because he probably wasn’t getting laid before.

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  30. sgiffy

    If this was due to a medical condition, what would explain the shirt that was clearly chosen to show them off?

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  31. Crazee Planet Dweller

    Gynecomastia might explain the breasts, what explains the fashion sense?

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  32. 1984

    George Carlin was right..
    “When you’re born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.”

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  33. taylor

    I would love to hear the conversation he had with the plastic surgeon.

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  34. Hollie

    Hey, since he’s got the full beard going on, he could go about his day without a shirt on and not be arrested.

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  35. Adam

    This is clearly a fake picture. Look at his left arm at the elbow joint. The bicep area is thin and the arm from the elbow to the hand is clearly photoshopped onto the original picture

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  36. TC

    For the person who thinks it’s fake simply because the guy has been seen in Austin, BCS (Bryan College Station) and Houston apparently hasn’t been down here. This man can very well have been spotted in all 3 places. Houston to Austin is about a 3 hour drive and Houston to College Station is about 2 hours. So it’s very plausible he could have been spotted around here. Hell I drive from South Houston to the North West side of Austin (Ft Hood, Killen) and back again in 1 day.

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  37. Durr

    All of you saying he might have gynecomastia are ignoring one fact: gynecomastics don’t develope that huge breasts. They are small cups at best.

    The ones this man has are more than obviously implants, would be obvious even on a woman (see how they sprout out unnaturally? They don’t blend in at his chest), and it makes it all GROSS.

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  38. TheAngryRabbit

    Nice image editing. Not real. Sorry guys. Poor blending and skin tone. But nice try.

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  39. Dan Blocker

    Grampa!? Is that you!!!

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  40. Pois-Chiche

    Hey, I say it’s a girl with an old man’s beard ! haha !! ;-D

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  41. James Meko

    Unless he has prostate cancer and had to take female hormones. I used to see an old guy similar to him that had breasts.

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  42. janie

    that is indecent exposure, seriously

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  43. Shannon

    I saw this guy today at the Super Center in Bryan! It is very real!

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  44. WTF! so disturbing.

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  45. Brabel

    How i know how female Dwarfs do look like…

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  46. ellie

    Yeah, it’s photoshopped. and badly. look at his left arm.

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  47. Nomad

    Bob had bitch tits..

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  48. Bob

    Santa, I hate to inform you it’s only September!?!

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  49. exoticdoc2

    Okay, I came close to puking with this one. This old pervert is seriously mentally deranged. Grotesque.

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  50. The truth

    Idiots! He just stole 2 cantalopes from the vegetable dept. behind him.

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  51. Darn Sillius

    When transgender goes wrong…

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  52. navychic

    OMG!! I can’t photoshop from bakeshop, but I hope it isn’t real!!

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  53. Steve

    I WONDERED what had happened to my ex-wife…..

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  54. Batman

    Is this what drinking too much bourbon does to a man?

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  55. Hoosier Daddy

    He gets off lookin at those in the mirror.

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  56. Bob White

    i think she should see someone to wax her upper lip.

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  57. adi

    Totally dispels the myth: if a guy had a pair of his own, he’s never leave the house.

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  58. Politically incorrect

    “I couldn’t get me any, so I got me some of my own.”

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  59. dstyle

    For all the people who don’t believe this guy is real, you need to take a trip to College Station. I just saw this guy at the Walmart in Bryan on 9/9/2009–I nearly lost my lunch. He smelled like a weird combination of alcohol and Summer’s Eve.

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  60. Meresa

    He’s real. He comes in the Bay City Wal-Mart every Tuesday, Honest!

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  61. Mickey

    wtf

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  62. Ann

    Wow, who knew that local Austin celeb Crazy Carl had a twin in East TX? But, Carl’s area real – I’ve seen video of how he made his breasts bigger. CANNOT UNSEE.

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  63. Denny Crane

    OMG! It’s Ernest Hemingway getting touch with his feminine side.

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  64. grandpas_grandson

    this man is real, he is my grandfather. What you dont see is a very badly deformed spine due to scoliosis. He is 78, retired, and tried hanging different weights as counter balances to help relieve pain. /once he found the right weights he got the implants.. in ’97.. they are doube ds.. He used to not be able to even walk around the mall back home… He is not weird, a perv, disgusting, and does not smell funny. We have homes in south of houston, in houston, college station, and friends in austin… he has a great sense of humor… notice him POSING?? and yes, his fashion sense SUCKS!! as far as photoshopped? have any of you really ever LOOKED at old people? they have large hands, smal arms, and bad skin..

    So… F off!! Imagine my surprise finding him HERE!!!

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  65. Call me Judge Mental

    His Dr. should be in prison.

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  66. the_possumness

    Grandson

    If indeed that is your grandpa, it would be a kindness to take him aside for a gentle word or two.

    I’ve never heard of breast implants as a treatment for scoliosis…..

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  67. Krystal

    This guy has come through my line in HEB in College Station. He is a really nice guy. One of my friends did a carry-out for him and asked him why he got the implants and he joked saying something to the effect of him not having to deal with a woman to touch boobs. But then he told her the real reason: scoliosis. Don’t harp on him for helping his pain. Like I said, he is a really nice guy!

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  68. grandpas_grandson

    first of all, it works for him. its a type of counter-lever system. he used to hang cans of vegetables and books with ropes and stuff to put different pressures on his spine. That looked weird too. This is not an AMA approved treatment, butit works for him… and yes, any plastic surgeon will do this if you pay them enough. But it took a year of decision to get this done. I believe it is weird, and we encourage him to dress better, but he thinks its funny as hell, because none of yall felt the pain he was in, or saw it on his face. My grandmother, rip, supported him on this.

    i told him about this site, and he laughed. But he is real, he isnt a freak, and if you hater in bcs ever tried to talk to him, he is a well spoken, inteligent man, or got near him for real, he smells like flexall and mint alochol, not like douche. He also doesnt talk through a voice box.

    he is funnier to look at than a white trash hillbilly with a mullet, or the house window in the car, etc, but he is not a freak…

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  69. Joe

    Holy crap i have seen him before

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  70. WhatTheHeck

    I just threw up in my mouth a little. Oops, make that a lot.

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  71. windygirl

    I think he totally rocks! For the reason that he’s done it (scoliosis) to relieve intractable back pain, let anyone else here suffer the pain and see what they might do to relieve it.

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  72. Us

    He got what he always wanted without the baggage! LOL This is amusing! lol

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  73. Brian

    Leave this man alone. He’s obviously suffered excruciating pain with his back. You can even look at his back in the picture and see that it’s misshapen. I feel bad for him, and I hope that these implants have given him relief from pain. I wouldn’t have done it, but then again, I don’t have scoliosis. It’s his body and his decision, after all. To grandpa’s grandson: I’m sorry someone put your grandfather’s picture up here. It’s one thing to laugh about someone’s outfit, but it’s disgusting to make fun of a suffering person. Seriously, why don’t you, the site administrators, just delete this picture? Making fun of a man who has suffered for years with a deformed spine isn’t cool.

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  74. Anon

    Maybe it’s just an old Bearded-lady?

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  75. WildBill

    scoliosis? he got implants to help scoliosis? have you ever heard of a massage therapist and a fucking chiropractor!!!!!! i am not buying the implants to help scoliosis excuse.

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  76. clo

    not to be queer but let me see some skin my man !!!!

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  77. Robin

    This is not photoshopped! I saw him at the Post Oak Mall in CS at Dillards. He was asking the sales girl if they had any bras that would push the boobs together and she said no only ones that pushed them up. It was crazy and I told my family about it.

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    September 12th, 2009

  78. catzz

    I hope to live to be that old so I can do something out of the ordinary and get my picture here! Rock On Grandpa — whatever your reason for sporting boobage — say it loud – “I am perky and I am proud!”

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    September 13th, 2009

  79. kinsey

    man wants wat a man cant have…or can they?

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    September 13th, 2009

  80. Jade

    Sometimes, sexual predators take Estrogen to “lessen the urge.” I think Salt Peter would be a better option. This is probably the same guy as the one with all the Easter Eggs clipped onto his clothes, except he’s not “on the job,” on this day.

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  81. Jacki

    this one has me speechless

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  82. ryan

    Definately photoshopped. Why would an old man have the goods much less show them off in public?

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    September 14th, 2009

  83. Liv

    That is the funniest shit! i can just see him somewhere out on a fishing boat tanning naked lol bahaha

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    September 15th, 2009

  84. carlos

    This is soooo wrong on soooo many levels. (ugh, shiver)

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  85. MedDoc

    As a physician, I can assure you that gynecomastia is NOT the case here.

    It results in a relatively small amount of tissue, usually not sufficient to fill out an A-cup bra.

    Notably, there are an increasing number of older males opting for plastic surgery and unfortunately, there are unethical physicians who are warped enough to perform the procedure on mentally ill individuals as long as they have the money.

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  86. HS

    OK I live in texas how is it that I’m missing all of this? It seems Texas walmarts are on here a lot…..

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  87. Caleb

    i think it’s photo shopped as well look how much bigger is forearm is on his left arm and his head is to big for his body

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  88. Cow

    Thats what im talking about, wait its my grandpa !!

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  89. JDA

    This is not photoshopped. He lives in my town in central Texas. That’s all I can say!!!

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    September 15th, 2009

  90. Carl

    Oh please — FAKE!!

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  91. Gorath

    Definitely photoshopped. And not well, either.

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  92. DJ

    I remember seeing a bumper sticker on an earlier pic my other ride has tits…you don’t supose they know each other?? Muahahaha

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  93. Nice Cans!

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  94. Sarah O

    Actually, it looks VERY photoshopped. First of all, its conveniently blurry to cover up any inadequacies in the artists ability to use photoshop, and the neckline on the shirt has too perfect of a shadow given the graininess of the photo, as do the breasts. Nothing else in the photo has that much definition or shading perfection. To sum it up, the picture was too perfectly photoshopped to align with the new graininess of the photo.

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  95. David

    No, it’s not photoshopped. I was in the Half-Price books in College Station. I described this guy to my gf and she happened upon this picture asking me if it was him and sure enough!!! Unfortunately…he does exist

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    September 16th, 2009

  96. Barb

    He is REAL!!! I saw him at Walmart in CS a few times. I wanted to take his picture as well, but then thought that was was kinda mean. He does wear this outfit though A LOT!!! My daughter was REALLY confused…It’s not photoshopped…TOTALLY REAL!!!!

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    September 16th, 2009

  97. Brittany

    Does anyone remember fight club? Maybe he’s got bitch tits like Bob…

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    September 16th, 2009

  98. Velma

    who needs a soul mate with jugs like that!!

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  99. Velma

    who needs a soul mate with jugs like that!!

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  100. danchez

    it’s entirely possible for guys to have boob implants http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Cochran (i know it’s not this guy, but it makes the point). also, all you n00bs claiming it’s a shop are dumbasses. it’s not so outlandish for someone’s forearm to appear so thick while the bicep area isn’t. after all, he does have his own set of tits, probably uses that hand for more than pushing a shopping cart around

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  101. Lauren

    I saw this guy eating at Souper Salad in College Station and took a picture.

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    September 20th, 2009

  102. Richard

    Are we sure this isn’t Granma with a beard?

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  103. Dianneelee

    California USED to be Great. I was born here Before almost everybody. Now California is full of trash, weirdos, robbers, thieves, killers, gangs, Hollywood people, foreigners that take from the dwindling system, and leave nothing for the seniors that grew up here and paid their dues for all those years, etc…..This is photoshop….otherwise, why hasn’t this creep been on the Big O’s show?

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  104. BiggieG

    This picture is real. My son and I saw him at the Katy Outlet Mall (NW of Houston) this summer. His back is definitely messed up you can see in person that he walks kind of hunched over and has a sort of hump on his shoulders.

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    September 21st, 2009

  105. Allison

    OMG! I SAW THIS GUY IN COLLEGE STATION TEXAS! HE WAS AT TJ MAX. Its for sure real!

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  106. Shawn

    I saw this man. I don’t know why or how…but his breasts are firm, round and perky…..not like anything naturally occurring….and the fact that he wears his shirts split like that to reveal them to all of the world….and yes he was wearing a similar shirt the day I saw him. It is real.

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  107. Kyle

    My guess is that he got tired of heading out to the strip club where he wasn’t even allowed to touch the merchandise.

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    September 23rd, 2009

  108. Jessica

    O.O
    Sooooo THAT’S what happens to drag queens when they get older!! Awsome

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  109. Scott

    Well, I’ve always said I never leave the house if I had breasts… but then again, If you got em, flaunt em!

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  110. Keaton

    I’m curious, would this man be charged with indecent exposure should he decide to take off his shirt??

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  111. jj

    probably an erotic dancer in his youth… transvestites get older too… he’s being pretty cool about it

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  112. Lo

    this old man… he played nine… his boobies are bigger than mine…

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  113. laura

    See, this is why all the hate mailers are wrong! Breast implants are ridiculously expensive. This guy came into money somehow, but he blew it all on his implants and now he has to shop at Wal Mart! This site isn’t making fun of poor people, it’s making fun of misguided people. When someone slips on a banana peel, it’s funny because they weren’t paying attention to where they were going and paid the price!

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  114. katmama

    Brings a whole new meaning to “manboobs” whoa

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  115. I was reading a book on Vegas betting. A bet was made about a guy getting implants and he did and won. At the time of that writing they hadn’t been removed-OUR VEGAS GAMBLER?!

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  116. Ummm, I’m sorry, but I reallly, reallllllly need an update on this man/woman/tranny, it’s cool. Just need some background story. Kinda confused. The end.

    Love, Mer

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  117. Sarah

    its all the hormones in Texas beloved beef…even grandfather time has a giant set of knockers…

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  118. Chiknbiskit

    100% photoshopped. compare the upper (girl) arms to the lower (old man) arms

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  119. Uffda

    Just put a bag over his/her head and maybe….

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    September 27th, 2009

  120. Mr bob

    Im going to see that in my nightmares….

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  121. Jayant Johnson

    Everything’s bigger in TEXAS. Except the IQ’s.

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  122. Wife of the Old Man

    I can assure you from personal experience that this photo has been photoshopped. A nicer guy you couldn’t find! We were married for 50 years and for your information, he doesn’t live in Texas – he was on a two week business trip when this photo was taken about mid-1990′s. Shame on whoever posted it. There are enough unusual people out there without messing with the good ones!

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  123. kelly

    oh my god this is ridiculous… why is it that every other comment is from someone who has seen him in real life? seriously… why would this guy be in BURBERRY? come on hes at walmart!! this is so f-in fake. ive photoshopped pictures better than this. come on.

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    September 29th, 2009

  124. Leslie

    He’s totally legit. He must have family or friends here in our little neighborhood (about an hour south of Houston) because we saw him walking our loop. My son actually talked to him because the guy was passing our mailbox just as my son checked the mail and dropped some on the ground. My son was bending over to pick up the mail when the man stopped & bent over to help. We always have people walking out here, so I didn’t even pay attention to the guy until I saw him stop to help my son. After thanking him, we both practically RAN inside. He was very friendly (which made it seem extra freaky!), and does indeed have a curved spine. I’m glad to read his grandson’s explanation….I’m soooo glad he wasn’t just a weirdo! He really ought not wear shirts like that (yes, he was wearing a similar one when we saw him) because it DOES freak people (and kids!) out.

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    September 30th, 2009

  125. yoshi

    Holy shit!! I know that guy!!!

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    October 5th, 2009

  126. Judy Kay

    why not in this creepy world…Looks like he’s just promoting breast cancer awareness like all the y football players wear pink outfits……

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  127. kevin husek

    did he buy those from richard speck before he died?

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  128. Bill

    I dunno if that’s just male breast growth… if *I* had gynecomastia, I’d cover it up, not wear a low cut v-neck shirt and flaunt my supple tits.

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  129. Tammy

    It seems that everything IS bigger in Texas….

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  130. Todd's Lady

    It’s sad when those are larger than a lot of real women’s lol

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  131. Elizabeth

    If it was in Texas, I doubt this man would go out in public with such a low-cut top…My guess is Photoshop.

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    October 9th, 2009

  132. Phill

    Or it’s a girl with a face transplant…

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    October 11th, 2009

  133. mike

    I saw this man on this day in walmart in bryan, tx. I assure you its not photo shopped.

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    October 12th, 2009

  134. Kbuddy

    Wow! …Wonder if he’s ever flashed anybody to get free stuff?

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    October 13th, 2009

  135. Jennifer

    i know this guy he lives in my town he also dresses like a woman……

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    October 15th, 2009

  136. gabriel

    Everythings bigger in TEXAS eh???lol

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  137. dj

    He couldn’t find any for free, so he bought a set. If I were a lonely old man with the $$, I might do the same.

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    October 15th, 2009

  138. Mud

    If you look at the left arm from the shoulder dow to the elbow, it looks like a womans arm, it doesnt match from elbow to hand, also, the right arm looks like a womans from shoulder to hand. Looks like a photoshop job to me.

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    October 20th, 2009

  139. Liz

    This is Bob…. Bob has bitch tits…

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    October 22nd, 2009

  140. Brad

    This is NOT a photoshop. I have seen this guy in person in Bryan/College Station

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    October 24th, 2009

  141. Darren

    I don’t know who is sicker, this guy or me who can’t stop laughing.

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    October 29th, 2009

  142. Jack

    its leslie from austin… go down 6th st for a night and you will seem him as he poses in photographs in cheerleader outfits. makes a killing

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    October 30th, 2009

  143. Sean

    I remember there was a titty man near me when I grew up…

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  144. Valg

    HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON.

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  145. Amanda

    this is really real! ive seen this guy in college station, texas, before!

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  146. Mondika

    If he wants to lug those things around more power to him

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    November 5th, 2009

  147. Monte

    Problems or not – please have your Grandfather button up his shirt. I’m sure he would have other things to talk about than those breasts. I’d get arrested if I walked around in public like that. Disgusting and what the heck would I tell my grandkids who saw him? Too much information here as far as I’m concerned!

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    November 10th, 2009

  148. XXWiLdXX

    this is awkward…but i think i like it

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    November 12th, 2009

  149. Austin

    Say, reminds me of that one guy on the Venture Brothers.

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    November 12th, 2009

  150. Nat

    I reckon he wears the shirt open because he’s gonna get weird looks no matter what, so he might as well go all out and have fun with it. I mean, it’s not gonna look *less* strange if he’s wearing a t-shirt or sweater, so why not flash ‘em off? He probably has days when he thinks “I’m just gonna stay in the house and avoid all those stares.” But I bet most days he just thinks “F*** it! These boobs made my life easier. I’m gonna show ‘em to everyone!”

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    November 19th, 2009

  151. taylor

    got milk? haha i had to say that

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    November 19th, 2009

  152. taylor

    got milk? haha i had to say that

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    November 19th, 2009

  153. Amberly

    I do not believe this crap for one minute. Poor old man. Whoever did this is the DISGUSTING person. Shame on YOU.

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    November 20th, 2009

  154. Cory

    I wonder if he wears swim trunks, a one piece or a bikini…

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    November 21st, 2009

  155. Alice

    I hope the person who is saying it is his grandfather is telling the truth. From what I read of hte people who claim to meet him, he sounds like a pretty cool guy (my favorite customers in my store are the old men with senses of humor which it sounds like he has. They’re always laid back and trying to make people smile).

    Anyways, it’s why I kinda cringe at this site (and yet I peruse it at hte same time, heh ;) ), cause it’s people making fun of other people without ever knowing their circumstances, just a random photo. Yeah, you get all kinds, but you also have all kinds of people who find wierd solutions to their problems that just may not fit in the norm but it works for them *shrug*. As long as they aren’t hurting anyone else. And it sounds like this guy uses his circumstance to make people smile.

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    November 26th, 2009

  156. elvis costanza

    I am getting the feeling that WM is some of sort of cruising spot for the seriously disturbed and hygienically challenged. Now that we know where the hive is, we need a giant-ass can of RAID.

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    November 28th, 2009

  157. brett25

    please…please…please… be photoshop….please

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    December 2nd, 2009

  158. amber

    if he was ill, he wouldn’t be showing them off in that shirt!! he is a lune!!!

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    December 3rd, 2009

  159. Emily

    If he had the self esteem destroying condition of gynecomastia I highly doubt he’d be flaunting it in a low cut purple shirt. I also know they wouldn’t be more perky and full than mine (and I’ve got some nice ones) Maybe he just wanted his own to play with whenever he wanted

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    December 5th, 2009

  160. DC

    I heard about this guy. This is common among men who have suffered near-tragic blunt force trauma to the nads. Said nads are consequently displaced into the upper region of the torso and severe chronic swelling occurs.

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    September 27th, 2010

  161. jennifer

    Yes, this is totally real. I work at the mall in College Station, and me and a co-worker saw him walking in the mall…and shopping for womens shirts. And they ARE boobs, there not any kind of medical condition or anything….we saw the round band aids covering his nipples. And I realize that plastic surgeons are only in it for the money, but come on now, have some integrity, don’t do that to an old man.

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    October 3rd, 2010

  162. Greg

    If they are implants, so what? I would like to get some implants too. People have plastic surgery all the time to change they way they look.

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    October 13th, 2010

  163. LuLu

    This picture is 100% real. I have seen this man in Houston at the outlets! He totally came into my store and was asking people where he could find a low cut shirt. He has something wrong with his throat and talks weird. He has enormous fake boobs.

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    December 8th, 2010

  164. amy

    Oh I get it. Santa wanted a endless supply milk to wash the cookies down, right?

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    February 24th, 2011

  165. Pauline

    I think he is quite inventive. If you can’t feel another person’s boobs, feel your own.

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    March 28th, 2011

  166. Mindy

    Seriously me and my sister saw this guy at the outlet mall. I looked at her, she looked at me and we were like WTF? His boobs were huge! Very disturbing.

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    May 12th, 2011

  167. Jess

    Um…..WoW, I can only imagine what he does with them….

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    September 4th, 2011

  168. derpette

    Forever Alone guy decided to take the matter in his own hands…

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    September 4th, 2011

  169. Greetings from New York! Just visited your posts. Actually took in your write-up, I’ll pass it along! Have a fantastic day!

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    November 15th, 2011

  170. David

    Attn: ADMIN…you’re not paying attention are you? “HERMES REPLICA” IS SPAM…and has been there since Nov 15, 2011!!!

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    May 9th, 2012

  171. David

    sorry but there was no mention of Leslie Cochran getting a boob job…he simply liked to wear falsies, that’s all. and keep the weirdos IN Austin! where they belong.

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    May 9th, 2012

  172. Rayniekate

    Not photoshop he lives around Bryan Texas and comes to the dealership I work at…for real and he enjoys wearing shirts like that…it’s totally creepy!!!

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    May 29th, 2012

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