AHH! I love the frozen food section…….it tingles.
45 Comments | In: Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
you drop a dollar lol
September 5th, 2009
It’s not so much the shorts. It’s the wonderful knee high stockings.
Uh… words cannot describe. Men in Daisy Dukes? That’s just bad.
And the SOCKS! the blue socks, just so. be still my heart
it only says no shirt no shoes no service it says nothing about pants
has GaGa fever hit the midwest?
Dressed in his sunday best….
Wow, I bet he thinks he looks sexy.
Are you sure it is mud?
Mr Bo Dangles
Is that knee highs with work boots?
i was arrested the last time i walked around with my dick hanging out
Thank god for long socks! We wouldn’t want his legs to get to cold!
Susan in Warrenville
I give it three out of 5 stars for the originality of pairing a big shirt with hotpants and knee socks. I would give the combo more points, but the colors are too subtle. A neon green shirt with pink shorts and rainbow socks would have been good.
he’s free ballin’!
Who needs pants when your socks come up that high?? Seriously same ammout of leg is being covered just a different end lol
He is wearing shorts….I can see them…barely…
Daisy Dukes or American Lederhosen???
I’m willing to bet a paycheck that this is from Missouri.
September 6th, 2009
If you think these guys are special, wait till you see Wal-Mart Management. I think they all missed the short bus.
Hahahha omg I actually saw the she-version of this exact thing the other day before I knew about this site or I would have snapped the pic!!! Also in the frozen food aisle, ironic enough! She had shorts on, but her sweatshirt was longer than the shorts and it wasn’t long enough I could actually see the bottom curve of her butt cheek sticking out. Just wow ….
(I’m in MI, I wonder if this one was too?)
some people are just too sexy for pants. like the sexiness that they posess is literally so much, they have to be half naked in walmart. lol
I know it’s summer, but damn thats just wrong.
Dad is that you?
I was born in a frozen food section … dare I ask?
I’ll bet he doesn’t keep the door open too long on the frozen food.
I often thought I would like a job at Walmart being a “Fashion Police”
but then who would set the standard? The other job I would like to do is put
chewing gum on the wheels of the bascarts. Somebodys got to do it!
Believe it or not those are not shorts, those are boxer briefs…I took this picture in a walmart in Oregon ohio. If they were shorts i probably wouldn’t have taken the picture. i took 3 or 4 but came out blurry from me walking…the otherpics show a better angle
I’d hit it!
The inched up socks compensate for the loss of pants.
September 7th, 2009
Socks tall, shorts small, I think I like the ocean. My apology to LL Cool J!
It’s been proven that if you keep your head and feet warm, you can endure the cold much longer. This gentleman showed some serious planning skills for shopping the frozen food aisle.
September 10th, 2009
the signs only say shirt and shoes required which means you don’t have to wear pants
September 11th, 2009
Hey, leave the guy alone! Sometimes a man just has to bring his penis out for some air. You know, let it breathe. What? You don’t do that? Oh, me either! Seriously, I don’t! Really! I was just joking, man….
Wearing long socks in no way makes up for wearing short pants.
September 12th, 2009
how in the hell is he keeping his dick from hanging out, I bet it is swinging in the breeze, he has guts
September 13th, 2009
Ah…I love Walmart. No shirt? No pants? No problem!
September 15th, 2009
September 16th, 2009
Actually, that dude looks like he might be wearing rugby shorts (yes they are that short) and rugby socks.
September 24th, 2009
When they say “No shirt, No Shoes, No Service”
1. They say nothing about pants.
2. They don’t include Walmart
There has been shirtless people and this guy. What’s next, naked shoppers!?!?!?!?
September 26th, 2009
My fear is that he is sporting his “winter” look.
September 28th, 2009
He gave ALL of his pairs of pants to a place for clothes for poor people, but is too poor to replace them, or too lazy to go to the clothing section.
October 7th, 2009
I got my T-shirt and my panties on~~~~T-shirt and my panites on~~~~T-shirt and my panites on, I got my T-shirt and my panites on. Is this what RKelly talking about??!!!
October 13th, 2009
Actually, when I saw this it seemed pretty normal. Looks like me on the way home from rugby practice. Rugby shorts are real short and the socks are tall. Of course, I usually tucked my shirt in so people would realize I was wearing shorts……
October 16th, 2009
Daisy dukes and men don’t mix well
November 5th, 2009