Pants Are Optional



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AHH! I love the frozen food section…….it tingles.

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  1. mr

    you drop a dollar lol

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    September 5th, 2009

  2. johnnyb93

    It’s not so much the shorts. It’s the wonderful knee high stockings.

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    September 5th, 2009

  3. ody

    Uh… words cannot describe. Men in Daisy Dukes? That’s just bad.

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    September 5th, 2009

  4. DDG

    And the SOCKS! the blue socks, just so. be still my heart

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    September 5th, 2009

  5. meadow

    it only says no shirt no shoes no service it says nothing about pants

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    September 5th, 2009

  6. riotgrraffe

    has GaGa fever hit the midwest?

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    September 5th, 2009

  7. nacho72

    Dressed in his sunday best….

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    September 5th, 2009

  8. Wow, I bet he thinks he looks sexy. :)

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    September 5th, 2009

  9. Are you sure it is mud?

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    September 5th, 2009

  10. strider

    Mr Bo Dangles

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    September 5th, 2009

  11. Barry

    Is that knee highs with work boots?

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    September 5th, 2009

  12. greg

    i was arrested the last time i walked around with my dick hanging out

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    September 5th, 2009

  13. Heather

    Thank god for long socks! We wouldn’t want his legs to get to cold!

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    September 5th, 2009

  14. Susan in Warrenville

    I give it three out of 5 stars for the originality of pairing a big shirt with hotpants and knee socks. I would give the combo more points, but the colors are too subtle. A neon green shirt with pink shorts and rainbow socks would have been good.

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    September 5th, 2009

  15. shadopilot

    he’s free ballin’!

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    September 5th, 2009

  16. Addie

    Who needs pants when your socks come up that high?? Seriously same ammout of leg is being covered just a different end lol

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  17. ZeoViolet

    He is wearing shorts….I can see them…barely…

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    September 5th, 2009

  18. ms

    Daisy Dukes or American Lederhosen???

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    September 5th, 2009

  19. Laura

    I’m willing to bet a paycheck that this is from Missouri.

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    September 6th, 2009

  20. Michael

    If you think these guys are special, wait till you see Wal-Mart Management. I think they all missed the short bus.

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    September 6th, 2009

  21. Lisa

    Hahahha omg I actually saw the she-version of this exact thing the other day before I knew about this site or I would have snapped the pic!!! Also in the frozen food aisle, ironic enough! She had shorts on, but her sweatshirt was longer than the shorts and it wasn’t long enough I could actually see the bottom curve of her butt cheek sticking out. Just wow ….

    (I’m in MI, I wonder if this one was too?)

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    September 6th, 2009

  22. shene!

    some people are just too sexy for pants. like the sexiness that they posess is literally so much, they have to be half naked in walmart. lol

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    September 6th, 2009

  23. rafael

    I know it’s summer, but damn thats just wrong.

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  24. SSG Carroll

    Dad is that you?

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    September 6th, 2009

  25. Terrible Paulzy

    I was born in a frozen food section … dare I ask?

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  26. ralph

    I’ll bet he doesn’t keep the door open too long on the frozen food.

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  27. ralph

    I often thought I would like a job at Walmart being a “Fashion Police”
    but then who would set the standard? The other job I would like to do is put
    chewing gum on the wheels of the bascarts. Somebodys got to do it!

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  28. daniel

    Believe it or not those are not shorts, those are boxer briefs…I took this picture in a walmart in Oregon ohio. If they were shorts i probably wouldn’t have taken the picture. i took 3 or 4 but came out blurry from me walking…the otherpics show a better angle

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  29. Sel366

    I’d hit it!

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    September 6th, 2009

  30. The inched up socks compensate for the loss of pants.

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    September 7th, 2009

  31. Cleve

    Socks tall, shorts small, I think I like the ocean. My apology to LL Cool J!

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    September 7th, 2009

  32. adi

    It’s been proven that if you keep your head and feet warm, you can endure the cold much longer. This gentleman showed some serious planning skills for shopping the frozen food aisle.

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    September 10th, 2009

  33. rarwz

    the signs only say shirt and shoes required which means you don’t have to wear pants

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    September 11th, 2009

  34. Brian

    Hey, leave the guy alone! Sometimes a man just has to bring his penis out for some air. You know, let it breathe. What? You don’t do that? Oh, me either! Seriously, I don’t! Really! I was just joking, man….

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    September 11th, 2009

  35. catzz

    Wearing long socks in no way makes up for wearing short pants.

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    September 12th, 2009

  36. max

    how in the hell is he keeping his dick from hanging out, I bet it is swinging in the breeze, he has guts

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    September 13th, 2009

  37. amanda

    Ah…I love Walmart. No shirt? No pants? No problem!

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    September 15th, 2009

  38. la

    pappa?

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    September 16th, 2009

  39. KE

    Actually, that dude looks like he might be wearing rugby shorts (yes they are that short) and rugby socks.

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    September 24th, 2009

  40. Jeremy

    When they say “No shirt, No Shoes, No Service”
    1. They say nothing about pants.
    2. They don’t include Walmart

    There has been shirtless people and this guy. What’s next, naked shoppers!?!?!?!?

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    September 26th, 2009

  41. Donna

    My fear is that he is sporting his “winter” look.

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    September 28th, 2009

  42. He gave ALL of his pairs of pants to a place for clothes for poor people, but is too poor to replace them, or too lazy to go to the clothing section.

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    October 7th, 2009

  43. I got my T-shirt and my panties on~~~~T-shirt and my panites on~~~~T-shirt and my panites on, I got my T-shirt and my panites on. Is this what RKelly talking about??!!!

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    October 13th, 2009

  44. Stork

    Actually, when I saw this it seemed pretty normal. Looks like me on the way home from rugby practice. Rugby shorts are real short and the socks are tall. Of course, I usually tucked my shirt in so people would realize I was wearing shorts……

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    October 16th, 2009

  45. Mondika

    Daisy dukes and men don’t mix well

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    November 5th, 2009

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