Nothing runs like a Deere? You should have seen me haul ass when I saw her.
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Sir Hates Alot
I guess it’s a good thing she does’t like Toro.
September 29th, 2010
I can only imagine the size of the bucket on the front of that bulldozer.
More like Mrs. John Heifer
not being mechanically inclined, i still think i could get her primed and cranked with some of wheelbarrow configuration.
Sure, she looks like she’s pulled a train before.
Now that’s commitment!
Since when did you have to roll a John Deere in flower and look for the wet spot?
John Deere rented out billboard space on her back. I don’t even want to know who rented out the front.
wonder if he loans it out to the neighbors?
partner she’ll run for years if you just keep her lubed and greased….
John Deere will sue for slander on this one – and win.
HAHAHAHA! 5 stars just for the sub-caption!
I wonder if the word “TRASH” is right underneath it in big Old English letters
John “Deere”? How about John “Sow”?
Lord have mercy on us all.
As a civilization, it is obvious from this tat we have reached our zenith and are now entering the twilight years of obscurity and irrelevancy
I should note also for those contemplationg a new neck or back tat:
Being centered correctly is a big plus, especialy for the words under the logo.
hmmm at least her back boobs are tiny… but that is a funny tat
just make sure you got enough oil showing on the stick before you try to start it.
doughnut to a dollar (yeah pun intended) she doesn’t run like a deer or anything else!
Um… yeah. Not the best idea. I got no problem with a tattoo there, but unless the company is paying her a royalty, why use your neck as advertising space?!
If you have a John Deere Tractor tatooed on your back….
You might be a red-neck..
The economy being what it is, she’s raising revenue by selling ad space on her anatomy. Just wait’ll you see what she plans to put on her arms and thighs!
All four of you are grounded
She weighs about the same…
She’s at the wrong store. She must have thought she was at Tractor Supply.
I guess everything is bigger in Texas even the Tat’s…
I’m surprised she doesn’t have a rebel flag tattooed next to it, I’m guessing her boyfriend weighs less than her.
Fly on the wall
She runs like a Deere, right to the buffet.
Looks to me like the tat is actually stenciled and magic markered. Terrible either way.
Electric cheese weasel
Who loves a product so much they decide they HAVE to have it branded onto their hide for their remaining years? Oh yeah, a Walcreature would. I also appreciate the irony that she looks like she’s in line at the slaughterhouse.
Alaskan & Proud
She likes to be ridden.
“Nothing runs like a Deere”. This dear needs to run like a Deere.
The final ‘E’ is sagging a bit, even compared to the overall sag of the word “Deere.” I wonder if the white trash tattoo artist didn’t know how to spell Deere the first time, and she had to go back to have that ‘E’ tacked on another time?
Wait a minute why i go throw up!
I wonder to why there not a rebel flag next to it. Also, her boyfriend like someone else said probably weighs less then her.
Just stating facts!
I'D HIT THAT
This was a tactical mistake, you fat white woman…. very few black men know how to drive a tractor!!!
@Gar – it may have been tattooed correctly (as far as the artist was concerned), but I would imagine with that much sag, it would have been mighty hard to keep it from jiggling while working…..not to mention bouts of vomiting in between…
Does it pull a Plow?
To be me
I don’t know, with the fat hanging off of her, I think that I would have went with the Looney Toons PORKY PIG logo.
ewww what about the side boobs on her back? dangit man…there aint no reason the john deere company would allow her to use her body for advertisement. btw the comments here have slayed me especially from
@Gar – it may have been tattooed correctly (as far as the artist was concerned), but I would imagine with that much sag, it would have been mighty hard to keep it from jiggling while working…..not to mention bouts of vomiting in between…”
Alice B..you rule!
You can buy stick on tattoos that don’t hurt or just use a marker. this looks like a green marker.
Looks like it runs on cola.
John Deere on the back…. Caterpillar on the front…..
Snap N McGarrett
Turn her around and look at the Cummins Diesel tattoo above her snatch.
Nothing Runs Like A Deere, and Smells Like A John.
Regina Velula Philangy
Damnit!!! I didn’t think anyone else would have the same tattoo as me!!!
Could they use this as evidence in court???? Trademark infrigement, loss of sales…….
I’m wouldn’t fvck that and I make love to frozen logs of poopies I keep in my freezer. Mmm… poopicicles!
Perhaps she like to be ridden like a tractor?
Marker, stick-on tat, real ink.. don’t know or care, but I imagine she was laying down for it. My hat is off to the artist he had a good handle on fat anatomy to get it that straight. We have all seen enough pictures of fat on here to understand that it is not stable but rolls all over the place when prodded.
At least there are now many black guys that can say they’ve ridden a John Deere.
NOTHING RUNS LIKE A DEERE, AND NOTHING SMELLS LIKE A JOHN!
I wonder what’s tattooed on her ass – Anaheim, Azuza and Cucamonga?
Ugh, is that like a wart or a huge zit on her right shoulder??? Damn, at least wear a top with sleeves, please!!!
i bet it says “Skidoo” on her ass
September 30th, 2010
It’s sad when the tattoo artist won’t get any closer to the small of her back for her “tramp stamp ” request.
Maybe her husband/boyfriend is a farmer and thats the only way she can get him to ride her.
Whatever…….this is just viral marketing for John Deere. I doubt the tattoo is real. Much like fake Oreo hair that was just their for viral marketing purposes.
I like the hangy over parts
You know you’re a redneck if…….
Don’t think that’s a wart or zit on her right shoulder. Looks like a hint of lettering on the shirt of the girl in front of her.
Someone needs to restock the Coke display.
I kinda like it… since I have the same tattoo in the same place…. But with out the words on it…
Wow, talk about lowbrow advertising!
I don’t think she’ll get royalties from John Deere, but being in Walmart makes one feel as if you are royally white trash.
Kenny Chesney would totally hit that.
Oh, wait… he’s gay, that’s right.
He still thinks her tractor’s sexy, though.
yep i thought that was here in texas
This seems appropriate – sure looks like it could pull a plow, and it probably backfires once in awhile. Maybe this is John Deere’s way of ” going green ” – instead of being powered by gasoline or diesel fuel, it runs on Little Debbie.
I want to know How drunk was she before she took that dare
October 1st, 2010
I just have one word; WHY? Why in the hell would anyone tattoo the John Deere logo anywhere on their body? I mean, their catch phrase is cool and all, but so is UPS – What can brown do for you? But I wouldn’t have their logo tattooed on me either!
people please…..that was the only place with the least cottage cheese (aka cellulite) they could find to even put a tat
October 2nd, 2010
Nothing waddles like a deer
Front side says “See Rock City!”
I hope that tat didnt take money out the childrens mouth, or guess what .. start pplowing woman !!!
October 5th, 2010
gotta wonder if even jeff foxworthy has any idea how to tackle that with a joke
Mrs. John Deere
in case yall dont realize i can sue the person who took the pic of my back as well as the site my tat of my back is on but i find this all funny yall dont know me im not no city slicker im from the country not this hell hole called el paso so b4 yall talk anymore shit on my tat think twice i can sue thanks! -MRS. JOHN DEERE
October 17th, 2010
You guys are jerks you are hating on someone you don’t even know grow up and get lives like seriously there is nothing wrong with rednecks we are bad ass thank you very much
“shes not into cars or pickup trucks but if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light uppp” as Kenney Chesney says. Her back secconds the motion.
November 4th, 2010
Come on… nobody realized that this is the only way she could get a redneck to ride her?
January 5th, 2011
i wanna say that pic is from wal-mart in henderson, tx. a friend sent it to me from her phone a while back, i think it’s EFFIN HILARIOUS it ended up on here. what a skank!!
June 24th, 2011
I guess she is really passionate about her John Deere. If anything were to go wrong with her John Deere tractor, I am sure she would regret getting that tatt! Oh, well!
July 13th, 2011
MRS3000 that picture was actually taken in El Paso, Texas.. I would know because I was with her when it was taken.
September 22nd, 2011
Are your peoples lives so sorry and pethetic that u have to talk shit bout someone u don’t even know. Dumb. Asses she is pregnant not fat and she has had that tattoo. Why don’t u think bout how u would feel if that was u or someone u knew. Y’all are sorry ass pieces of shit who need to get a life and quit talking shit bout ppl u don’t know.
People need to get a life!!! This woman is pregnant in this picture and also has a lot of medical conditions too! She was lucky enough to get pregnant in the first place and you all have to go make fun of her!!! You all are just cyber bullies and I hope one day that your child or your wife, or husband or whoever doesn’t have to go through what you are doing to her!! Grow up all ready! If your lives are so miserable that you have to make fun of other people, them maybe it’s time to get your lazy butts off the damn computer and make yours better!
September 23rd, 2011
For the comments on her boyfriend or husband….Her HUSBAND is a soldier. He is one of the guys who is fighting for your pathetic asses so that you have these freedoms to write what you want. Show some respect for his loved ones. You have no right to make fun of other people when your just showing how ugly you are. if your such a saint and a model put your picture on here and see the comments you get. Grow up. You should be thanking her and her husband for the sacrifices they make. You people disgust me.
Fyi all u people making fat jokes she was very pregnant in this pic judgemental jerks
May 27th, 2012
Lol an Army wife turned Soldier took the picture and circulated it. Also… she has been pregnant before too. You choose to emblazon your body with a ridiculous tattoo and show it off for all the world to see, expect comments. Oh and I’ve seen your facebook pics post baby… those back rolls didn’t disappear with the pregnancy.
December 11th, 2012
MRS. JOHN DEERE
so @ picture poster u been stalkin me thats nice to know u have a obsession in me but im sorry i dont c y its any of ur concern wen it comes to my family so y dont u get a life an go stalk someone else
January 25th, 2013