Dude doesn’t even look like a lady. Dude looks more like an awful mens bodybuilder trying to sneak into a women’s bodybuilding competition.
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Nice can’s…Pringles cans that is
September 29th, 2010
Hulk hogan really should get back on the roids.
those shoes really don’t do anything for me
His Hard on is in the wrong place…?
I got nothing !!!!!!!!!!
That’s gotta be from the wind, or something like that. Because it just doesn’t make sense.
I never thought of using cucumbers before.. fabulous idea. they look so real!
I’m guessing he’s never actually seen women’s breasts before, judging by the shape of his fake ones.
Damn the torpedoes … full speed ahead!
Madonna?! Maybe he’s got his own pointers! At least he won’t be told it’s not nice to point a finger!
This is at my old store incredibly he has kids and a wife!
RuPaul’s Drag Queen competition gone bad?
I am alittle confused. I mean the legs look female even the profile.. the legs are and the strange boobs
Rupaul’s Drag Queen pageant gone bad?
This HAS to be one of the funniest creatures I’ve seen here.
After that, I’ve got nothing..
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!
Ahh yes, but he still FEELS pretty!
well, they tuck, maybe its a boner?
Backstage we’re having the time
of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whippedd out of her gun
tried to blow me away
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
So never judge a book by its cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of Venus
Lord imagine my surprise
Got to be staged in hopes of becoming famous!!!
it’s a trick. fell for it myself. those are squirting tits. you’ve been warned.
he kinda looks like a tranny Christopher Lloyd…
Maybe he’s a terrorist and he’s hiding missiles under that blouse.
Is this one of those therapy things to see if he REALLY wants to have a sex change??? lmao
a very ugly Fembot
Those are the WORST falsies I have ever seen! What is with that lame Halloween-looking wig, too?
I must say, he does wear his wedges well! lol at least better than I can!! =]
You could poke someone’s eye out !
Mmm… Everything about this erotiic picture makes me so hawnee I choked my daddies chicken until his willie threw up in my mouth and then fisted his poopie hole while pooey wet juices leeked onmy face!
This is a weapon of mass destruction. If it doesn’t care you to death, it can blast you with it’s torpedos or claw your eyes out with it’s claws!
That looks like doc from back to the future. Hhhmmm he probably had a blowup doll and a Arnold action figure in the car. GREAT SCOTT
He’s pointing in the wrong direction
That’s one supportive bra.
You’re supposed to take the Tissue out of the box before stuffing your bra – looks like you’re smuggling some safety cones or stole an old Madonna Cone Bra and wore a shirt over it!
A new meaning to “torpedo tits”
Whats with the hot pink claws??? I suppose something has to match the wedges.
What’s up with all those sad trannies lately? Don’t get me wrong, I’m perfectly ok with them as such but some of the photos I’ve seen here – some guys must be really, really lonely.
Like the wedges…
He either lost his mind or a really bad bet…
WTF? No, really, WTF?
Sir please don’t point them in my direction
she had them weaponized.
I think something is trying to punch its way out of “her” blouse.
Geeze, how much DOES plastic surgery cost, anyway? Probably too expensive for him. I guess these days toilet plungers must be the poor man’s implants.
I bet he thought if his boobs were bigger than his huge beer gut, it would be sexier. He was soooo wrong.
i guess he for sure thought the redskins where gonna win against the rams, so he went ahead and made that bet, hahaha
He needs a Rupaul Intervention asap!
YEah, weaponized. I’m shocked, and I’m awed.
And I’m laughing….
I think he just shop-lifted bottle rockets.
Yeah, I’m dazed and confused, WTF!
“she’s” telling herself wouh I’m so excited to go to Walmart that I can cut through glass with my tities…
Madea has lost some weight.
Does Tyler Perry have a new show coming out?
I think it’s an alien trying to blend in as a human female, or maybe a crossdresser who’s spent the last 30 years in a cabin in the woods, forgetting what women look like.
Dude, please, a slip under that skirt would’ve been much appreciated …..
Inquiring minds want to know: How did he find someone to sell him spare cruise missiles for falsies, is he aware that his overly-tanned hide has morphed into pemmican, and why is he wearing the pelt of the Luck Dragon from “Neverending Story” by way of a wig?
September 30th, 2010
Crap! I own those shoes. Really.
Madonna called, she wants her bra back.
The side effects of too much viagra…lol
chest reminds me of the beer-fest assasin from pink panther, where the poison spears come out of the womans blouse to try to kill clouseau
I saw that when I was 12,now that you mention beer fest assassin,thanks for bringing back a memory of something that was very funny PAW……..
I’m surprised that nobody has commented on the see-through dress. It’s a great match with the boobs, hair and nails.
Is that a cucumber under his shirt? How they do stay up, duck tape?
If you stuff your bra with papertowels, take them off the roll first.
looks like a boob job by a taxidermist.
why is it that every cross dresser feels the need to come out of the closet at Walmart? Do they have 2 for 1 for cross dressers?
that Michele Obama is really getting ugly
…DUDE!…THAT AIN’T NO DUDE!…THERE AIN’T NO ADAM’S APPLE!…SHE SHOULD AN AD FOR HOLD’EM UP BRAS!…
…DUDE!…THAT AIN’T NO DUDE!…THERE AIN’T NO ADAM’S APPLE!…SHE SHOULD DO AN AD FOR HOLD’EM UP BRAS!…
One time this lady came into my McDonalds and she had a little dog in her shirt! Maybe she has a bigger dog in her shirt.
OOOH so that must be Lady Gaga’s mother.. and Father…it runs in the family….
I’ll bet he/she is really, really popular with the seagulls that frequent most Walmart parking lots…. Kind of a travelling perch.
To be me
Good Lord Almighty……Man, woman, it’s anyones guess. Just glad I was not in the parking lot at the time this person strolled by. I am afraid that my mouth would have been hanging open, and I would have pissed in my pant from laughing so hard. LMAO for sure…..
Took another look (for the 5th or 6th time). Does anyone know what’s on her head? That can’t be hair, could it? It took this long for me to move past thoses boobs and see through skirt. I am still LMOA…..I love this site…..
TORPEDO’S AWAY……Aye, Aye Sir!!
The more I look at the picture I’m wondering if his/her left hand is inside his/her shirt scratching his/her right boob? On second thought, naaaaah.
This creature is in Washington? With a tan like that and the DayGlo fingernailclawsofdeath I was expecting something a little more south.
As for the boobs, my instincts are telling me the bra was padded with some kind of rapidly inflatable device that mistakenly went off while shopping.
Dee Snider has really gone downhill……:(
Poor thing, he couldn’t afford the good falsies. Had an excess of zucchini in the garden this year so he used those. When you plant zucchini, you have to get rid of the excess some way.
Who needs a GPS when you have Ta Ta’s like that to point you in the right direction?
Maybe he has an explosive device strapped to his chest and he’s gonna try to rob WM?
Maybe he has an explosive device strapped to his chest and is planning on robbing the WM greeter?
I see Mel Gibson found another disguise…
could be shoplifting, anything but think they ok going out like that!!
Halloween comes early to Walmart!
Poor Dee Snider, really gown downhill recently…………
@Mulletmania – Can I add a few WTF’s to your WTF’s and a couple of OMG’s and jeez, I think I need a nap after looking at this one…
See what brains do to your drugs???? mommie, hold me…
Dude is this really the look you were going for? The Austin Powers machine “guns” are so ten years ago.
Damn, I hate when my comments start out as one of the first ten, then disappears, then reappears near the bottom. Thanks, PoWM.
Dems is weapons of m’ass destruction.
He just REALLY wanted to wear those shoes!
That dude just stole some shit!
those thinggies is ready to launch
Novelty Fish Head
It must be really cold.
October 1st, 2010
It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature.
Anyone else think it looks someone trying to elbow their way out of the shirt?
Looks like someone lost a bet.
This poor MAN has a totally wrong impression of womens’ ‘boobs’. They don’t stick out like THAT, especially at his age, no matter what bra he may buy! What is he wearing, armour under his T-shirt? Dang!
October 2nd, 2010
This is what happens when women take Viagra….lol…. but the boys thought it would be funny to put it in her drink, at least she will have no trouble getting HER shopping cart through the crowed aisles! :0
I swear, this is somewhere inbetween Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber and that little old creeper lady who lives in the van on the street corner. Yes, Pringle cans ARE in.
My gosh…..when you put 75 cents in for air at the gas station, you don’t have use it ALL………disconnect sooner and you won’t look so freaky. This could be considered a disgrace to true and sensible transgenders.
I feel sorry for the people that have to put up with this if he works somewhere and looks like this.
Do you want paper or plastic may be the question for the year, lol.
A whole new concept of a bag lady.
I have seen this… thing? before!!!!! I was in Washington, too!!! It always wears a pink skirt, and IDK if you can see it here but the finger/toenails are always long and painted pink. When I saw it the boobs were pointier and it was wearing more pink and pink flipflops. Also, the tan wasn’t as bad… But very funny to see here the man that I laughed at only a few weeks ago. I wonder what these people think when they get dressed in the morning?
October 3rd, 2010
huh im sorry to tell you this but the madonna look never looked good let alone on a man
Just goes to show you can be a grandma and NOT have saggy breasts. And take a look at those nails!!!!I,
October 4th, 2010
Did anyone notice the hot pink claws???
If one boob is smaller than the other he will win 1st and third place at a wet t-shirt contest!
He’s a brick…house. Mighty, mighty.
October 5th, 2010
Can crossdressing get any worse than this?
October 6th, 2010
They should call this website Wal-Mart creatures.
October 8th, 2010
I used to work with this creature and that is how it dresses on a daily basis. It always looks like it has traffic cones in its shirt. The most horrible thing was sitting across from it in meetings because it just cant quite grasp the concept of shutting its legs, nothing like seeing pink floral underwear full of bulge.
October 11th, 2010
The only comment that fits, to me, is the one from Steel Magnolias: “Looks like two pigs wrestling under a blanket!”
October 12th, 2010
This guy dresses up like this everyday. No joke, I work with him.
November 20th, 2010
i was there that day that he was in walmart. omg scared the crap out of me.
December 20th, 2010
The expression wtf springs to mind
March 21st, 2011
I totally worked with this guy for a year and half and everytime he walked around a corner you had to jump to keep from losing your eye!
May 10th, 2011
May 17th, 2011
Easy fake boobs = water balloons in a bra. Someone should tell him you’re supposed to use the round ones, not the snake ones…
May 28th, 2011
Only in the Seattle area, baby
August 26th, 2011
IT’S THE SHIM!!!! At least, that’s what we call it when it comes into the store where I work at. I try like hell to avoid him (I’m convinced it’s a male) but if I get stuck waiting on him, I don’t hesitate to call him, “sir” in the desperate hope to piss him off. Supposedly, this guy is married to a woman that is embarrassed to be seen with him in public.
April 9th, 2012
For the record, this guy lives in Spokane, not Seattle.
My sister and I saw this guy at Costco in Spokane about a year ago. Kind of awkward.
April 21st, 2012