September 29th, 2010
Edge On The Competition
Dude doesn’t even look like a lady. Dude looks more like an awful mens bodybuilder trying to sneak into a women’s bodybuilding competition.
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Edge On The Competition,
Dude doesn’t even look like a lady. Dude looks more like an awful mens bodybuilder trying to sneak into a women’s bodybuilding competition.
Washington
Edge On The Competition,
128 Comments, Comment or Ping
Nice can’s…Pringles cans that is
September 29th, 2010
Hulk hogan really should get back on the roids.
September 29th, 2010
those shoes really don’t do anything for me
September 29th, 2010
His Hard on is in the wrong place…?
September 29th, 2010
I got nothing !!!!!!!!!!
September 29th, 2010
That’s gotta be from the wind, or something like that. Because it just doesn’t make sense.
September 29th, 2010
I never thought of using cucumbers before.. fabulous idea. they look so real!
September 29th, 2010
I’m guessing he’s never actually seen women’s breasts before, judging by the shape of his fake ones.
September 29th, 2010
Damn the torpedoes … full speed ahead!
September 29th, 2010
Madonna?! Maybe he’s got his own pointers! At least he won’t be told it’s not nice to point a finger!
September 29th, 2010
This is at my old store incredibly he has kids and a wife!
September 29th, 2010
RuPaul’s Drag Queen competition gone bad?
September 29th, 2010
I am alittle confused. I mean the legs look female even the profile.. the legs are and the strange boobs
September 29th, 2010
Rupaul’s Drag Queen pageant gone bad?
September 29th, 2010
This HAS to be one of the funniest creatures I’ve seen here.
After that, I’ve got nothing..
September 29th, 2010
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!
September 29th, 2010
Ahh yes, but he still FEELS pretty!
September 29th, 2010
well, they tuck, maybe its a boner?
September 29th, 2010
Backstage we’re having the time
of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whippedd out of her gun
tried to blow me away
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
So never judge a book by its cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of Venus
Lord imagine my surprise
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
Dude look like a lady
-Aerosmith
September 29th, 2010
Got to be staged in hopes of becoming famous!!!
September 29th, 2010
it’s a trick. fell for it myself. those are squirting tits. you’ve been warned.
September 29th, 2010
he kinda looks like a tranny Christopher Lloyd…
http://www.reimeika.ca/marco/data/christopher_lloyd_1.jpg
September 29th, 2010
Maybe he’s a terrorist and he’s hiding missiles under that blouse.
September 29th, 2010
Is this one of those therapy things to see if he REALLY wants to have a sex change??? lmao
September 29th, 2010
Booby Boner?
September 29th, 2010
a very ugly Fembot
September 29th, 2010
Those are the WORST falsies I have ever seen! What is with that lame Halloween-looking wig, too?
September 29th, 2010
I must say, he does wear his wedges well! lol at least better than I can!! =]
September 29th, 2010
CAREFUL !!!!!!
You could poke someone’s eye out !
September 29th, 2010
Mmm… Everything about this erotiic picture makes me so hawnee I choked my daddies chicken until his willie threw up in my mouth and then fisted his poopie hole while pooey wet juices leeked onmy face!
September 29th, 2010
This is a weapon of mass destruction. If it doesn’t care you to death, it can blast you with it’s torpedos or claw your eyes out with it’s claws!
September 29th, 2010
That looks like doc from back to the future. Hhhmmm he probably had a blowup doll and a Arnold action figure in the car. GREAT SCOTT
September 29th, 2010
He’s pointing in the wrong direction
September 29th, 2010
That’s one supportive bra.
September 29th, 2010
You’re supposed to take the Tissue out of the box before stuffing your bra – looks like you’re smuggling some safety cones or stole an old Madonna Cone Bra and wore a shirt over it!
September 29th, 2010
A new meaning to “torpedo tits”
September 29th, 2010
Whats with the hot pink claws??? I suppose something has to match the wedges.
September 29th, 2010
What’s up with all those sad trannies lately? Don’t get me wrong, I’m perfectly ok with them as such but some of the photos I’ve seen here – some guys must be really, really lonely.
September 29th, 2010
Like the wedges…
September 29th, 2010
He either lost his mind or a really bad bet…
September 29th, 2010
WTF? No, really, WTF?
September 29th, 2010
Sir please don’t point them in my direction
September 29th, 2010
she had them weaponized.
September 29th, 2010
I think something is trying to punch its way out of “her” blouse.
September 29th, 2010
Geeze, how much DOES plastic surgery cost, anyway? Probably too expensive for him. I guess these days toilet plungers must be the poor man’s implants.
September 29th, 2010
I bet he thought if his boobs were bigger than his huge beer gut, it would be sexier. He was soooo wrong.
September 29th, 2010
i guess he for sure thought the redskins where gonna win against the rams, so he went ahead and made that bet, hahaha
September 29th, 2010
He needs a Rupaul Intervention asap!
September 29th, 2010
booberection
September 29th, 2010
Dagmars??
September 29th, 2010
YEah, weaponized. I’m shocked, and I’m awed.
And I’m laughing….
September 29th, 2010
I think he just shop-lifted bottle rockets.
September 29th, 2010
Yeah, I’m dazed and confused, WTF!
September 29th, 2010
“she’s” telling herself wouh I’m so excited to go to Walmart that I can cut through glass with my tities…
September 29th, 2010
Madea has lost some weight.
September 29th, 2010
Does Tyler Perry have a new show coming out?
September 29th, 2010
I think it’s an alien trying to blend in as a human female, or maybe a crossdresser who’s spent the last 30 years in a cabin in the woods, forgetting what women look like.
September 29th, 2010
Dude, please, a slip under that skirt would’ve been much appreciated …..
September 29th, 2010
Inquiring minds want to know: How did he find someone to sell him spare cruise missiles for falsies, is he aware that his overly-tanned hide has morphed into pemmican, and why is he wearing the pelt of the Luck Dragon from “Neverending Story” by way of a wig?
September 30th, 2010
Crap! I own those shoes. Really.
September 30th, 2010
Madonna called, she wants her bra back.
September 30th, 2010
The side effects of too much viagra…lol
September 30th, 2010
chest reminds me of the beer-fest assasin from pink panther, where the poison spears come out of the womans blouse to try to kill clouseau
September 30th, 2010
I saw that when I was 12,now that you mention beer fest assassin,thanks for bringing back a memory of something that was very funny PAW……..
September 30th, 2010
I’m surprised that nobody has commented on the see-through dress. It’s a great match with the boobs, hair and nails.
September 30th, 2010
Is that a cucumber under his shirt? How they do stay up, duck tape?
September 30th, 2010
If you stuff your bra with papertowels, take them off the roll first.
September 30th, 2010
Military Tits…..
September 30th, 2010
looks like a boob job by a taxidermist.
September 30th, 2010
why is it that every cross dresser feels the need to come out of the closet at Walmart? Do they have 2 for 1 for cross dressers?
September 30th, 2010
that Michele Obama is really getting ugly
September 30th, 2010
…DUDE!…THAT AIN’T NO DUDE!…THERE AIN’T NO ADAM’S APPLE!…SHE SHOULD AN AD FOR HOLD’EM UP BRAS!…
September 30th, 2010
…DUDE!…THAT AIN’T NO DUDE!…THERE AIN’T NO ADAM’S APPLE!…SHE SHOULD DO AN AD FOR HOLD’EM UP BRAS!…
September 30th, 2010
One time this lady came into my McDonalds and she had a little dog in her shirt! Maybe she has a bigger dog in her shirt.
September 30th, 2010
OOOH so that must be Lady Gaga’s mother.. and Father…it runs in the family….
September 30th, 2010
I’ll bet he/she is really, really popular with the seagulls that frequent most Walmart parking lots…. Kind of a travelling perch.
September 30th, 2010
Good Lord Almighty……Man, woman, it’s anyones guess. Just glad I was not in the parking lot at the time this person strolled by. I am afraid that my mouth would have been hanging open, and I would have pissed in my pant from laughing so hard. LMAO for sure…..
September 30th, 2010
Took another look (for the 5th or 6th time). Does anyone know what’s on her head? That can’t be hair, could it? It took this long for me to move past thoses boobs and see through skirt. I am still LMOA…..I love this site…..
September 30th, 2010
TORPEDO’S AWAY……Aye, Aye Sir!!
September 30th, 2010
The more I look at the picture I’m wondering if his/her left hand is inside his/her shirt scratching his/her right boob? On second thought, naaaaah.
September 30th, 2010
This creature is in Washington? With a tan like that and the DayGlo fingernailclawsofdeath I was expecting something a little more south.
As for the boobs, my instincts are telling me the bra was padded with some kind of rapidly inflatable device that mistakenly went off while shopping.
September 30th, 2010
Interesting…
September 30th, 2010
September 30th, 2010
Poor thing, he couldn’t afford the good falsies. Had an excess of zucchini in the garden this year so he used those. When you plant zucchini, you have to get rid of the excess some way.
September 30th, 2010
Who needs a GPS when you have Ta Ta’s like that to point you in the right direction?
September 30th, 2010
Maybe he has an explosive device strapped to his chest and he’s gonna try to rob WM?
September 30th, 2010
Maybe he has an explosive device strapped to his chest and is planning on robbing the WM greeter?
September 30th, 2010
I see Mel Gibson found another disguise…
September 30th, 2010
could be shoplifting, anything but think they ok going out like that!!
September 30th, 2010
Halloween comes early to Walmart!
September 30th, 2010
Poor Dee Snider, really gown downhill recently…………
September 30th, 2010
@Mulletmania – Can I add a few WTF’s to your WTF’s and a couple of OMG’s and jeez, I think I need a nap after looking at this one…
September 30th, 2010
See what brains do to your drugs???? mommie, hold me…
September 30th, 2010
Dude is this really the look you were going for? The Austin Powers machine “guns” are so ten years ago.
September 30th, 2010
Damn, I hate when my comments start out as one of the first ten, then disappears, then reappears near the bottom. Thanks, PoWM.
September 30th, 2010
Dems is weapons of m’ass destruction.
September 30th, 2010
Dad?
September 30th, 2010
He just REALLY wanted to wear those shoes!
September 30th, 2010
That dude just stole some shit!
September 30th, 2010
those thinggies is ready to launch
September 30th, 2010
It must be really cold.
October 1st, 2010
It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature.
October 1st, 2010
Anyone else think it looks someone trying to elbow their way out of the shirt?
October 1st, 2010
Looks like someone lost a bet.
October 1st, 2010
This poor MAN has a totally wrong impression of womens’ ‘boobs’. They don’t stick out like THAT, especially at his age, no matter what bra he may buy! What is he wearing, armour under his T-shirt? Dang!
October 2nd, 2010
This is what happens when women take Viagra….lol…. but the boys thought it would be funny to put it in her drink, at least she will have no trouble getting HER shopping cart through the crowed aisles! :0
October 2nd, 2010
I swear, this is somewhere inbetween Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber and that little old creeper lady who lives in the van on the street corner. Yes, Pringle cans ARE in.
October 2nd, 2010
My gosh…..when you put 75 cents in for air at the gas station, you don’t have use it ALL………disconnect sooner and you won’t look so freaky. This could be considered a disgrace to true and sensible transgenders.
I feel sorry for the people that have to put up with this if he works somewhere and looks like this.
Do you want paper or plastic may be the question for the year, lol.
A whole new concept of a bag lady.
October 2nd, 2010
I have seen this… thing? before!!!!! I was in Washington, too!!! It always wears a pink skirt, and IDK if you can see it here but the finger/toenails are always long and painted pink. When I saw it the boobs were pointier and it was wearing more pink and pink flipflops. Also, the tan wasn’t as bad…
But very funny to see here the man that I laughed at only a few weeks ago. I wonder what these people think when they get dressed in the morning?
October 3rd, 2010
huh im sorry to tell you this but the madonna look never looked good let alone on a man
October 3rd, 2010
Just goes to show you can be a grandma and NOT have saggy breasts. And take a look at those nails!!!!I,
October 4th, 2010
Did anyone notice the hot pink claws???
October 4th, 2010
If one boob is smaller than the other he will win 1st and third place at a wet t-shirt contest!
October 4th, 2010
He’s a brick…house. Mighty, mighty.
October 5th, 2010
Can crossdressing get any worse than this?
October 6th, 2010
They should call this website Wal-Mart creatures.
October 8th, 2010
I used to work with this creature and that is how it dresses on a daily basis. It always looks like it has traffic cones in its shirt. The most horrible thing was sitting across from it in meetings because it just cant quite grasp the concept of shutting its legs, nothing like seeing pink floral underwear full of bulge.
October 11th, 2010
The only comment that fits, to me, is the one from Steel Magnolias: “Looks like two pigs wrestling under a blanket!”
October 12th, 2010
This guy dresses up like this everyday. No joke, I work with him.
November 20th, 2010
i was there that day that he was in walmart. omg scared the crap out of me.
December 20th, 2010
The expression wtf springs to mind
March 21st, 2011
I totally worked with this guy for a year and half and everytime he walked around a corner you had to jump to keep from losing your eye!
May 10th, 2011
Lday boner…
May 17th, 2011
Easy fake boobs = water balloons in a bra. Someone should tell him you’re supposed to use the round ones, not the snake ones…
May 28th, 2011
Only in the Seattle area, baby
August 26th, 2011
IT’S THE SHIM!!!! At least, that’s what we call it when it comes into the store where I work at. I try like hell to avoid him (I’m convinced it’s a male) but if I get stuck waiting on him, I don’t hesitate to call him, “sir” in the desperate hope to piss him off. Supposedly, this guy is married to a woman that is embarrassed to be seen with him in public.
April 9th, 2012
For the record, this guy lives in Spokane, not Seattle.
April 9th, 2012
My sister and I saw this guy at Costco in Spokane about a year ago. Kind of awkward.
April 21st, 2012
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