September 30th, 2010
Look At This F’n Hipster
Ohh hipsters, you manage to pop up and ruin every generation one way or another. Does his stomach tat say “Douche”? Even if it doesn’t, I’ll assume it does.
Georgia
Look At This F'n Hipster,
Ohh hipsters, you manage to pop up and ruin every generation one way or another. Does his stomach tat say “Douche”? Even if it doesn’t, I’ll assume it does.
Georgia
Look At This F'n Hipster,
104 Comments, Comment or Ping
do i see thonge strings…??
September 30th, 2010
ok i had to give this a 5.0 Vote, just for the Douche comment… it’s so fitting!
September 30th, 2010
Sweet tattoos, interesting beard.
Thumbs up for that man.
Lol.
September 30th, 2010
Ummms I think you need to look up definition of hipster. That guy is maybe a dirty hippy. But not a hipster.
September 30th, 2010
Does he have Thong strings tattooed to his hips? and what ever happend to the no shirt, no shoes no service policy?
September 30th, 2010
Is it Halloween already? At least he seems happy.
September 30th, 2010
cut off dickies, now that’s the shiz…
September 30th, 2010
Methinks his tightie-whities have a bit of a tinge to them…. Ewwww.
September 30th, 2010
O.O……….oh he thinks he is sexy toooo, you can tell by that big ass grin on his face XP
September 30th, 2010
Give me 20 mins and I could paint this guys ass, teach him to walk backwards and it would be an improvement
September 30th, 2010
Do I see nipple rings? Maybe he can hook up his thong strings through the nipple rings!
September 30th, 2010
and he was let in the store lookin like that?? What a douche!!
September 30th, 2010
Did anyone else notice that he’s alone? I think that speaks volumes.
September 30th, 2010
Oh, he’s cute.
September 30th, 2010
the girl wants her mom to help her REALLY bad. Whats up with the strut? why didnt the greeter stop him with the thonge deal?
September 30th, 2010
Looks like someone lost a bet.
September 30th, 2010
Pull you fing pants up you hipster douche.
September 30th, 2010
Looks like a staged picture to me.
September 30th, 2010
Calvin decided to show off his newest tattoo. This year was an especially good crop of doobage so he had it printed on his stomach.
September 30th, 2010
thanks for being discreet……….
September 30th, 2010
Every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man.
That explains his loneliness
September 30th, 2010
Some folks are just happier than others for no readily apparent reason.
September 30th, 2010
he looks like a disenfranchised Beard Brother.
September 30th, 2010
So not a hipster!! I completely agree with the dirty hippie comment!
September 30th, 2010
They replaced the smiley face with this dude. Their slogan is no longer “Lower Prices”. It’s now “Lower Standards”.
September 30th, 2010
This is the coolest dude in the store!
September 30th, 2010
Must find this man….must have his baby…time for medication
September 30th, 2010
What is with the Yellow ankle band
Or was it a white one and he had bad aim?
The glasses could explain a lot.
September 30th, 2010
Wow, never realized Joaquin Phoenix frequented Wal-Mart!!
September 30th, 2010
I wouldn’t be suprised if the yellow “ankle band” is the newest design for tethers!
September 30th, 2010
RUN! It’s alive and headed this way!!
September 30th, 2010
to Chris Da Man….I don’t think those are thong strings….I think they are just extremely dirty tightie-whities…..ewwwwww….and his glasses look like part of a ‘Where’s Waldo’ halloween costume!!!!
September 30th, 2010
Sad part is, he thinks he looks hot.
September 30th, 2010
So much for the No Shirt, No Service policy.
September 30th, 2010
“Blinded by the light,
revved up like a douche,
another runner in the night…”
I had to go listen to Manfred Mann when I saw this pic…
September 30th, 2010
Right, because those are the lyrics for that song.
September 30th, 2010
in prison those are called his tramp stamps
September 30th, 2010
It would be funny if it weren’t another posed shot. Hey, wanna be on PoWM.com? Just grab your douchey friend and take a pic of yourself in Wal-Mart. Guys like this ruin it for the real contenders.
September 30th, 2010
BTW, shirt is in his pocket
September 30th, 2010
Amish freaky deaky
September 30th, 2010
First thing I thought of was “Oh My God” this guy is smiling, strutting, tattooed and entirely confident in his hairy self and cut off pants. He is walking like he is THE man.
I am totally amazed by this….
I can’t help but wonder if he had his coke bottle glasses on when he left the house, hut, trailer, or hole in the ground.. I also wonder who lied to him and told him he looked good/hot. It’s a good thing that he is at WalMart, maybe a sales person will convince him to buy a mirror and a shirt.
September 30th, 2010
he looks happy!!
September 30th, 2010
@Gar
points out the he has his shirt in his pocket (I thought it was a dirty rag.)
This could be good news. It might mean that he can spend his money on a new pair of pants, or shorts….
September 30th, 2010
@Gar
Points out the he has his shirt in his pocket, (I thought it was a rag.) This could be good news, maybe he can now buy a pair of pants, or shorts. Lol
September 30th, 2010
Methinks those be SpongeBob underwears this happy hippie is sporting.
September 30th, 2010
Can you imagine what his wife or girlfriend looks like???????
September 30th, 2010
Meth user….nuff said.
September 30th, 2010
Mmmm… I would rip off his thong with my teeth. Then is would lick the corn laden poo out of the wet thong and get so nice and hard! Then I would bang that poopie hole until pooey wet juices leek down my leg!
September 30th, 2010
What a GOOBER……..
September 30th, 2010
What a GOOBER……….
September 30th, 2010
I might be the only one who thinks so but this guy looks like a blast to hang out with.
September 30th, 2010
He’s cute! I’d do him….
September 30th, 2010
Ewwwwww…..
September 30th, 2010
Is anyone else seeing the sad frown amongst his tattoos? There’s an eyebrow on each collarbone, the eyes are right underneath the eyebrows, and “douche” is the mouth. Even the tattoos don’t want to be a part of this.
October 1st, 2010
at least he’s not wearing socks with those sandals.
October 1st, 2010
I just vomited a little….
October 1st, 2010
Looks like Harry Potter finally grew a beard, now he need to tug up his draws.
October 1st, 2010
This guy’s not a hipster at all, caption writer’s got it wrong yet again.
Yeah, he looks dirty, has way too many tattoos, needs a shirt (in his pocket?) and some grooming, but at least he looks happy! How many other Wal-creatures on this website are smiling?
This guy might smell like diapers, but at least he’s not bringing anyone down. You don’t see some poor kid on a leash being dragged behind him
October 1st, 2010
i gotta be me…who else can i be…but who i am….
October 1st, 2010
and for formal occasions…..just slap on a necktie.
October 1st, 2010
fugitive from sanity…
October 1st, 2010
oh please…so pathetic……..this is staged!
October 1st, 2010
…truth, justice and the American way……he’s all yours “TEA PARTY”
October 1st, 2010
ever wonder what happened to the High School Class Nerd?
October 1st, 2010
Z.Z.Top rulz!!!!!
October 1st, 2010
Hey! It’s ZZ Top’s Grandson!
October 1st, 2010
One time I wore a fake beard for a school play! I was a pilgrim. This reminded me of that.
October 1st, 2010
staged,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
October 1st, 2010
He feels pretty,
oh so pretty,
he feels pretty,
and witty,
and ….
October 1st, 2010
THANK YOU, PoWM, for helping me locate my long, lost biological father!
October 1st, 2010
I’d say by the smile and the shirt in the pocket that this guy just wanted his 15 seconds of fame. Really PoWM? Well I guess if you keep your goals low, you won’t be disappointed…
October 1st, 2010
I am at work with a POS computer so I can”t tell for sure but is that a nipple ring on the right nip??
October 1st, 2010
If this bag of s**t will get rid of the beard he has a career where he says: “would you like fries with that?” I guess our tax money will continue to support him otherwise.
October 1st, 2010
Here in Atlanta, that is a ‘hipster’. That is a classic case of “I hang out with my shitty southern rock band in East Atlanta and L5P”. Way to submit your own picture, jackass
October 1st, 2010
it’s a nipple ring.
October 1st, 2010
Just another long, drawn out scream of “Look at me!”, in an entire life made up of “Look at me!” moments.
October 1st, 2010
I’d hit it
October 1st, 2010
His beard is a prop from “Oh Brother Where Art Thou.”
October 1st, 2010
is he wearing a thong…I wish.
October 1st, 2010
@ Oone–
that’s it in a nutshell. LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! It’s not necessarily a bad thing to want attention or recognition, but way too many people mistake attention-seeking exhibitionism for creativity and intellectual daring.
October 1st, 2010
Thats not a Hipster. Thats a redneck hillbilly wandered into town.
October 1st, 2010
This is obviously staged, what a douche. Look his shirt is in his pocket.
October 1st, 2010
You know, everyone’s joking this man, but I think he looks super cool. Confidence is what it’s all about. And no one seems to be talking about that bulge in his shorts….
October 1st, 2010
@ EGG BEATER
Sad part is…I think he looks kinda hot….
October 1st, 2010
Tell me Mattie to get back on board, he’s scarren the Natives.
Liberty Expired for this dude!
October 2nd, 2010
looks like I see a nipple ring too and that just makes this all kinds of wrong….this is a classic example of why I avoid Wally World especially when the government checks come out
October 2nd, 2010
I wonder if that yellow underwear was once white?
October 2nd, 2010
wooo hooo there’s a sale on sudafed! Gotta get the rest of the family here to help me stock up! We be cooking tonight!
October 2nd, 2010
looking like a male prostitute isn’t normal…………..but on meth it is
October 3rd, 2010
That has prison bitch written all over it…. what a retard. I wouldn’t even let him pet my dog.
October 3rd, 2010
I think he’s attractive.
Great smile, looks like my tattoo artist.
October 3rd, 2010
damn! i think he’s hot!!!
October 4th, 2010
He looks like he is tryin to b a red neck version of Nick Todd off of Buckcherry!
October 4th, 2010
Welcome to the club brother… i was on it too… some people just got to love OUR STYLE and Flair. LMFAO…
October 5th, 2010
Groucho Marx disguised as a pimp?
October 5th, 2010
I’d say, “ZZ Top,” but that’d be an insult to ZZ Top.
October 5th, 2010
he found a new place to stow away his shirt when he wants to rock shirtless, his right pocket.
October 17th, 2010
hey
November 6th, 2010
Woof!
November 6th, 2010
haha! chris shredtowner! he’s no hippie! He’s a good ol’ brown party liquor lovin’, awesome gettin’ sonofabitch. high five to chris!
November 16th, 2010
That man is awesome!!!
December 17th, 2010
You guys, I think this is David Cross getting into character:
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2010/09/runningwildeintothewilde250x300.jpg
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMzE1Nzg5NDczOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjYyMjQ5Mw@@._V1._SX435_SY653_.jpg
January 12th, 2011
So I am going with if you shook his beard you would find the body of Jimmy Hoffa.
January 23rd, 2011
He works at a tattoo shop in Athens.. Aces and 8′s lol
December 14th, 2011
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