I can’t decide if I want the Sinead O’Connor look or the always stylish mullet. I’ll just get the best of both worlds and put a brown stripe in between so people can pick which they like best.
“Alright honey, go put on your fancy camo pants and your best white tank like me….its date night!” – ‘You mean we gonna go to Walmart and play video games?! HOT DAMN, I’ll grab my Skoal.’
If you think big enough, and you work hard enough maybe you can get yourself a mobile home! But don’t get too cocky, you ain’t gettin you no double-wide! So cool it there mr. big time dreamer.
Truer words have never been spoken…because they really aren’t appropriate words for public.