I can’t decide what to stare at!! Should I try to figure out what she is wearing and how/why parts are sticking out? Or should I decided why she would wear whatever it is with those shoes?
Cat food, check. Ace bandage, check. Scuba diver for fish tank, check. Mirror? How the hell did that get on here.
Larry, buddy, let me give you a quick piece of advice. Don’t advertise your autobody business on a crusty old 1988 red, white, and blue Dodge Caravan with missing hub caps. That would be like Gold’s Gym passing out 6XL t-shirts.
I have the headband on because my gear is so hot that it makes me sweat. That’s why I’m buying ice cream and water to help cool me down!