You do understand that the purpose of a shirt is to cover yourself up? Even tank-tops should theoretically cover the majority of your upper body. Unless you were shrunk by like a foot and a half while shopping, which if that’s the case, I apologize.
WAKE UP! WAKE UP! This is one dream I definitely don’t want to be in.
You know there are easier and less painful ways to let everyone know you weren’t asked to Prom when you were younger.
Rirruto? – “Those are Z’s.” They look like R’s – “Rizzuto’s not a word he’s a baseball player!”