Living your entire childhood as the Morton Salt girl is tough, so we’ll give her the benefit of the doubt.
Thank God the Vikings lost because I don’t want to know what she would have wore if they made it to the Super Bowl.
Tyson has a face tattoo, but does he have the matching hat? Yeah, didn’t think so. Your move Iron Mike.
I have to assume that for some reason no matter where he goes “Dueling Banjos” just starts playing from out of nowhere.