To be fair, they were labeled panties and not underwear so I can see how someone might not be able to figure the step by step process involved.
Say it with me….BO-DE-GAS.
He is probably listening to Vanilla ice. I assume so because it hasn’t been cool to nick up the side of your head since Ice Ice Baby back in 1991.
You can’t get too wrapped up in that low price of produce. Don’t forget you’ve got a woman tied up in the back of your Mack truck.