03.29.

Strung Out

Reading the previous story about the guy from the photo lab brought up one of my own funny memories from my photo-lab days, so I thought I’d share…

We were super busy, so we had the machine on Auto Print for everything. (That basically means that you just feed the film into the machine and let it go–no one is there babysitting the screen as it prints)

While packaging the orders, I came across one that was an entire roll of nude photographs of a woman. I stuck the little courtesy note about inappropriate pictures in the envelope, and sorted through them to make sure there weren’t any that would have been acceptable. As I flipped through the stack, I noticed something strange about about some of them.

I looked closer at them and started cracking up. There were various poses where she was on her hands and knees, or bending over, all with her backside to the camera. Normally, this type of pose would probably be considered hot. But there, hanging out in all its glory, was her tampon string…and it wasn’t white.

I showed my co-workers and we all had a good laugh. It was hard to keep a straight face later on when she came back to pick them up.

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03.29.

Simon Says…You’re A Douche.

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When I’m done with that, can you please take that shirt off? It’s crude…..Uugghh Dammit! Simon says please take that shirt off.

Oregon

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03.29.

Below The Belt

About a week ago my husband and I had to go into the local Walmart to pick up a few items. ┬áNow, being that I have several facial piercings, I’ve learned to just ignore a lot of what people say and do when they notice me. Really, it’s just ignorant droll, from a lot of redneck, religious hypocrites, but on this particular night it wasn’t the shoppers that got me, it was an employee.

I’m in the dog food aisle trying to lift a 50lb bag of kibble into the cart, and a young male employee walks up, thinking perhaps he’s going to help me. I look up and the following takes place.

Employee: ” Wow, so that’s a nose ring. Does that go all the way through?”
Me: ” Yes, indeed it does.”
Employee: ” Yeah, my girlfriend has a lot of piercings too.”
Me: ” Oh really, that’s nice.”

Now at this point I’m wondering how old one must be in order to work at a Walmart, because this kid looks about 13. Not to be rude, but a creepy 13. Then this gem pops out of his mouth.

Employee: “Oh yeah it is! She’s even got her DOWNSTAIRS pierced. She says it really helps, and that it doesn’t hurt as much as you would think, because really, if you think about it, that area was meant to take pain. Do you have one?”

Me: “Oh sweet Jesus…”

Have you ever felt an instant need to take a scrub brush to your brain?

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03.29.

Underoos

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I see London, I see France, I see that you have no idea what color contrast is.

Florida & Minnesota

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