04.26.

If You’re Gonna Spew, Spew In This

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Sasselfratz, hibidibut, yzidili, guvukafet……Oh don’t mind me I’m just trying to think of new words to describe what I’m looking at because I couldn’t seem to find any that already exist….snalarfusus, rabbeldasher.

Virginia

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04.26.

Bag Handler

So this one time I went into Walmart and there was an old guy handing out the carts. He asked me if I wanted one and I sarcastically said “No, I want a guy to walk behind me and carry my bags.”

The guy apparently didn’t know I wasnt for real and he actually had the cashier call over the speakers “John Peter to the front.” John Peter came to the front very excited and said “Yes sir, what do you need?”

“This lady here doesnt want a cart but she wants you to walk behind her and carry her items.” While all of this was going on, I was standing there cracking up. John said “Ma’am we dont offer that kind of service here, please take a cart and continue your shopping.”

When I left Walmart that day, the old man handing out the carts gave me a dirty look.

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04.26.

Classy

One evening as I was going to Walmart after my classes at GSU, it happened. I was walking down an aisle when I stumbled upon what looked like a man on the floor. I went back for a closer look, and there was a man and woman on the floor rolling around making out. I was absolutely shocked and just walked away. I then realized I needed to pick up something in the bra aisle, the aisle they were rolling around in of course. So, I went back hoping someone had noticed them and they would have been taken care of. Walking back, I stepped into the aisle and there they were, but this time something was different. They were completely naked! His male business was all up in hers! I was so shocked I began to gag, and went to get someone. I couldn’t find an employee, or manager of any type and it was getting late. I went back into the aisle to find them standing up feeling up on each other, I gave a soft cough and they looked up. It was very awkward for a couple seconds, and then the woman broke the silence, “What do you need? A bra? Look you got big tits, here!” She threw me a bra WAY too big for me, the man just stood there, nude and all. Then he said to me, “Come here hun, yours are bigger than hers. Lemme stick this baby in ya!” I let out a screech and ran, thankfully to find the manager who called the police and they were escorted out. But apparently, according to the cop, they couldn’t find their clothes and continued rolling around having sexual content in the back of the car! I was so outraged. I have never been to Walmart since!

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04.26.

Rose

why would you people do this to people by taking pictures of them! Lke if some one dyes thier hair a weird color you are just going to put that on there with out asking them! Like people dress that and you make fun of that! Thats just wrong you people should be happy that they buy the stuff you sell! All of the people that think this is funny its not how would you feel if some one did this to you! How would you feel! Not very good now would you! To me if you take pictures of some one with out asking that is called STALKER!!! So you ass holes must be STALKERS if your takeing pictures of these people!!!

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