My mom and I were in Walmart on Easter getting some food for dinner. We’re both rocker chicks, but we’re not stupid and over-the-top. We were both wearing band t-shirts, and a couple walked by us who had obviously just gotten out of church.
They were a manic short guy, who reminded me of a Walmart version of Tom Cruise, and his overweight girlfriend. When they saw my mom and I, they instantly shouted, “Happy Easter!” at us and stared for a second before walking off.
A few minutes later, I headed over to the yogurt when I saw the couple standing right in front of the toilet paper aisle, in a circle with a few other people, praying. Yes, praying smack in the middle of Walmart by the toilet paper. I made a face at them and kept walking.
Every time we walked by the couple, the manic short guy stared me down like he saw Satan’s minions flying out of my body or something. Then he stared at my chest for a second before walking on.
I just want to tell you guys that I love this site. Yes, people may be poor who are on it, but that does not justify dressing the way they do. I am a struggling college student, and I don’t have much money, but I would never, ever go out in public dressed the way some of these people are. Ever more surprising is that these people often show up in pairs. I would never let my wife go out dressed like these people, and she wouldn’t let me go out like them either. Keep the laughs coming!
Whenever I’m having a bad day and feeling down, I come to this site and I ALWAYS LMAO!!!! Love it! So true to life. The best…keep it up!!!!!!
No wonder the Hamburglar always gets caught! You are being so obvious!