Give Me Back My Filet-O-Fish

I worked at Wal-Mart in the jewlery department. When the fitting room attendents are gone, all incoming calls are forwarded to us. As I answer the phone one day, I am greeted by a very angry customer. She informs me that she bought a fish and needs to return it. So I go through the […]

Defective Customer

I was working as a CSM at a Walmart in Beaufort South Carolina when I got called to the customer service desk. There was a woman there trying to return a USED pregnancy test. She explained to me that her doctor told her to have her husband pee on the test to see if he […]

Sopping Up The Alcohol

I was doing some grocery shopping recently at my local Wal-Mart. A friend of mine, who is an employee there, stopped me and said “You’ve got to come and see this!” I followed him to the paper towel/toilet paper aisle, where there was a small crowd gathered, and pointed to the racks and said “Look […]

Feeling Frisky

My mother and I were standing outside Wal-Mart while I was having a smoke before shopping. An older gentleman in his 70s approaches us and starts jabbing his umbrella at my mom. He opens it, spins it around and says “Where is my buddy at?” He walks off and we start laughing hysterically. A few […]