05.26.

Strollin’ Along

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Stroller: a small vehicle with four wheels in which a baby or child is pushed around…you’re not doing it right.

California

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05.26.

Depends On The Situation

Well it was halfway through my shift as a Walmart cashier when an elderly lady in a walker came with her family. They paid for their food and left. Soon after that, people kept telling me I had a weird stain on the floor by my register. I figured that it was probably just an old tile. One customer leaned into it and nearly threw up. What had happened was the old lady’s diaper broke and she had made a trail from my lane to the exit door of feces. It was very gross so I called maintenance and the janitor took care of it.

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05.26.

Carnival In Town

Whenever the carnival is in town, it is set up directly across the street from our local Wal-Mart. One afternoon, an intoxicated carnival worker wandered into the store. He went to the meat department first and opened a package of sausages to eat. I guess he needed something to wash the sausages down with because he proceeded to the beer aisle, opened a box and cracked a beer. An employee had alerted a manager by this time and before long the police arrived. The carny took off running (still holding the open beer and sausages) as soon as he saw the police, screaming “I ain’t stealing, I got money!” Thankfully, they apprehended him right in front of my office and I got to see the whole thing. I don’t know which he had less of, teeth or sense.

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05.26.

Those Shorts Can’t Be Any Shorter

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This picture is funnier if you start from the bottom and work your way up. It’s like there’s a surprise waiting for you at the end.

Texas

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