Two things. 1) I’m beginning to doubt the exclusivity of your V.I.P. club. 2) Until somebody can wear these pants right, I still have a ‘Very Impotent Penis’.
My man here has the head of a 45 year old, the torso of a teenager, and the feet of an 80 year old with those sweet orthopedic velcro shoes. He’s like three generations all rolled into one.
I can see the complete shape of your ass so I would say that wearing those little guys as shorts is completely useless.
You guys rule. I bet there was a time or two that I could have been a possible candidate the way I was dressed shopping there. Don’t listen to the haters, they might even be on the site for all we know. You guys make me laugh, a lot!