Excuse me Ms. Giggle-Cakes, can you tell us on a scale of 1 to 10 how lonely your childhood was? 1 being you were surrounded by friends and loved ones and 10 being your best friend was your next door neighbor’s imaginary friend…..a 10? Great, I thought so.
Do you know what other band got their start in the boy’s clothing section at Wal-Mart?…..No seriously, I was asking. Does anybody know? Because I have to assume if you are at the point where you are accepting that gig you must have given up all hope to play MSG one day. Oh, and why wouldn’t they have a banjo and a fiddle.
How come the spirits of mother nature never tell people to wear pants? Maybe the spirits think it’s something that can go unsaid, but clearly it cannot. So by the slim chance that the spirits out there also enjoy our website, I implore you to please tell people to wear pants. Thank you.
Well, there are a few flaws. The face should be frowning and the eye on the left should be squinted down a bit. You should download our new iPhone app so you have our logo as a reference when you’re away from your computer.