Well, thank God you had some common decency and were responsible enough to cover up those calves while you went out in public. There are just too many impressionable kids that could be exposed to that sort of sight!
Maybe he is just rooting for half of the team?
Ohh Little Boy Blue…why? Why did you have to grow up and disappoint us all? A fanny pack and legging socks? Really? You couldn’t just stick with the horn?
That’s just not fair! I don’t want to look but I have to. Then once I look, you have a fancy design on it so I forget exactly what it is I’m looking at so I continue to look until I remind myself that I’m staring at your damn funk factory! So knock it off, your tricks are mean and disturbing.