Although you should change out of your pajamas to go shopping in public, you don’t have to take your jammies off to pre-order our book People of Walmart Shop & Awe!
What? I like to get Monty out of the house and let him exercise and get fresh air from time to time; maybe do something cool like feed him a mouse in front of a kid or put him on my shoulders and walk around or…or…uhhh…uhhh I got nothing. I don’t know what else you do with a big snake.
There are obviously too many sad, out of work clowns in America that have nothing better to do than hang out in Walmart, so right now I’m asking everyone to start hiring clowns to show up and perform at everything you do. Weddings, funerals, your liver transplant, lunch break at work, that psychology class you’re in, shoe shopping, fantasy drafts, and especially if you feel a really good BM coming on…..give ’em some work people!
I guess those wings cause that shirt to bloom out and not cover anything…her chicken wings, not the stupid tattoo wings.