Normally if you told me a guy was picking out toe-rings, I’d laugh. In this case, I think I’m actually convinced a toe-ring would work on him.
That outfit might be appropriate for a Saturday afternoon filled with ball-scratching and Ma’s Roadhouse, but how ’bout we toss something else on when we go out in public….especially if you haven’t had a chance to clean off those skid-marks.
Fortunately, your mini-purse is covering up the creepy bulge in your crotch. You don’t get to say that too often, huh?
Change……yes you should.