11.02.

Big & Small

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Uugghhh! Okay, when your boyfriend tells you he wants you to put on something a little sexy, he doesn’t mean put on something that is separately small and sexy. Tiny, sexy clothes on not so tiny, sexy people work adversely. For example seeĀ Exhibit A.

Ohio

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136 Comments Featured Creature  //  Ohio  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Walmart Fashion
11.02.

It’s A Jersey Thing

A 52-year-old Clinton man was charged with lewdness and other offenses for wearing his overalls “in a way to expose him when leaning over a shopping cart” at the Walmart store here, police reported today.

Dennis Sohn was wearing overalls but allegedly no undershirt or underwear when Patrolman Dominick Zeveney, officer in charge of the force, spotted him in the store on Sunday.

The officer went to Walmart along with Patrolman Jeff Ollerenshaw of Clinton around 2 p.m. on a report of a man walking a dog in the parking lot and exposing himself. The man appeared to have left the area, police said, but a few minutes later police received numerous complaints from Walmart describing the same man inside the store exposing himself, police said.

Zeveney found Sohn in the store, arrested him and charged him with harassment, disorderly conduct and lewdness.

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11.02.

Nailed In Place

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Okay, so holding your wallet with your nails only and without it actually touching your hands could hypothetically be argued to be one benefit of long ass nails…..feel free to spend a few days thinking of another one.

Florida

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102 Comments Featured Creature  //  Florida  //  Walmart Fashion
11.01.

Tastes Like Chocolate

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Fortunately, I ate enough candy yesterday that my vomit now tastes like chocolate.

Louisiana

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56 Comments Featured Creature  //  Louisiana  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Walmart Fashion
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