“Attention Walmart shoppers: Someone has lost their balls in aisle 7. I repeat, we have a pair of lost balls found in aisle 7. Please come to the Customer Service center to claim them.”
You look like a living, breathing, functioning can of Four Loko.
Miss/Sir, is it difficult to shave with those cute mittens on?
Okay, I’ll give it my best guess…you are a hooker that specifically targets men with an anthrax fetish.