Hey everyone, make sure you have a DD tonight even if it’s this guy because we at PoWM just ran extensive tests which concluded that dying in a drunk driving accident tonight is slightly worse than being seen on the back of this scooter.
Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1989!
Girl, you are lucky it’s New Years Eve because by 12:01 tonight, someone might be drunk enough to ruin their 2011.
Hey little buddy, I’m gonna let you in on a few things; first, while we applaud up-skirt peeping ingenuity, you are being too obvious. Second, and most importantly, Walmart is NOT the place you wanna sneak a peak…unless you enjoy size 4X camo panties.