Ahhh, the new holiday flavored water with a hint of maple syrup….This isn’t Super Troopers lady, put down the Log Cabin!
Why the hell is there a used toilet there? Did someone honestly try to return it? Did we finally find the one thing Walmart won’t let you return?!
It’s a little too close to the big day to be so care-free and casually dressed there big guy, but I’ll defer all judgement until the 26th.
Got those thigh highs that make all the guys cry…oh and a NASCAR hat.