While for some reason we here at PoWM were not invited to the ribbon cutting ceremony, we feel like the grand opening of a new Walmart store is a grand opening for us here as well. So we would like to congratulate ourselves on a new store opening! Yaaaa us!
Okay, which joker thought it would be a good idea for the local senior citizens home to perform Flashdance as their play this year? Because I’d like to send him a gift basket to say thanks and ask for tickets.
Biggie said it best: Mo money, mo problems.
Sorry “little” boys, you don’t get to taste that Jolly Rancher.