Forever In Blue Jeans


Maybe it’s the snow or maybe it’s because it’s been awhile since we at PoWM have seen a pair of jorts jammed up so high that breathing becomes a challenge, but spring needs to get here soon!


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156 Comments Arkansas  //  Featured Creature  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Walmart Fashion

105 Items Or Less


Wait, you will spend the 25 minutes checking yourself out here, but not the 25 seconds checking yourself out in a mirror at home? Oh the irony of “self checkout” rears it’s ugly head again.


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99 Comments Featured Creature  //  Florida  //  Random  //  Walmart Fashion

He Told Me To “S” A “C”!


Fun fact: The baby at issue in Roe v. Wade was actually born a few months into trial and was about 3 years old when the decision came down from the Supreme Court….I’m sure that was a fun convo! Roe also had 3 more kids. Okay, now have fun yelling at each other about abortion. I’m leaving.


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115 Comments Featured Creature  //  Iowa  //  Vehicles

Sexy Negligee

This was a long time ago, before the invention of the Super Walmart. Me and a buddy were in the shoe aisle looking at some hiking boots. All of a sudden, a nice gentleman came up to us and asked if we could verify what he was seeing. We proceed around the corner of the aisle and get the most disturbing image I had ever seen at that point of my life. Standing before us, was a large, mid-40s, black woman wearing a shiny silver pleather miniskirt that was several sizes too small, an almost see-through white blouse, and what I thought was a black belt. Unfortunately, the black belt was actually a fat roll that was protruding over the skirt. Throw in dragon lady fingernail, gold teeth, and a really bad weave, and you got a WalCreature of epic proportions. That particular scene was bad, but what made it far worse was that she was looking at some rather skimpy, see-through lingerie and was making comments about how she was going to surprise her boyfriend tonight with it.

My friend and I quickly proceeded to the hardware section to purchase a soldering gun to burn out our retinas.

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People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire. Hello Flippa.

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