01.26.

Some Of That Yack

One time I went to my neighborhood Walmart on a Saturday evening at about 6:00 pm. This Walmart was in a poor neighborhood in town. As I was going through the entrance, I noticed that the cart area was closed because a Walmart worker was mopping something up. I listened closer and heard the worker explain to the customer: “Oh, this area’s closed. Someone threw up here. I’m surprised because the homeless don’t usually throw up until later on Saturday nights after they’ve gotten drunk.” Mind you, she wasn’t phased that there was vomit on the floor, only that it was so early on a Saturday night. What mustn’t one get used to while working at Walmart?

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01.26.

I Am Not Gay!

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Just stay out of my way… or you’ll pay! LISTEN to what I say!¬†Hey, why don’t I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What’d ya say?

Texas

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01.25.

Get This Man A Beer

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I was gonna write something funny but I figured I didn’t want to waste a caption because no one would be able to read it or concentrate with all that AWESOMENESS around.

Oklahoma

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88 Comments Featured Creature  //  Mullets/Tails  //  Oklahoma  //  Walmart Fashion
01.25.

Big Girl Pajamas

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Ohh look at that adorable outfit! They are just so cute at that age! You can just dress them up in whatever you want and it’s just too cute!….wait, I feel like something is off here.

Ohio

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57 Comments Featured Creature  //  Ohio  //  Walmart Fashion
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