02.15.

Flying Monkeys!

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She is probably picking up some Gatorade. Do you know how draining flying to the haunted forest, ripping up a scarecrow, and kidnapping Dorothy is? And her little dog too!

California

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02.15.

Oops, More Poop!

So I am in college in Rome, Ga, and my friend and I went to look for a tan in a can for an upcoming event I was going to. After finding it, we preceded to go and look around Walmart, because it is so hard to resist. We passed by some clothes, and my friend said “Oh, cute dresses!” and I turned to follow her. As I was walking, I wasn’t looking on the ground becasue its not really typical to watch the floor while you walk through Walmart, a relatively familiar place. As I turned, I started slipping and I felt something wet on my foot and flip flop. I looked down horrified! There was poop on the floor, and I have no clue if it was baby poop or animal poop. I should have gotton my tan in the can for free. Gross.

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02.15.

Lion King

Okay, so I never really thought that my small town in VA would have Walcreatures. I mean it’s a pretty decent town, but I guess I was wrong.

So I’m with a couple of friends its like almost 6:00pm and we are all wearing pjs (we are teenagers give us a break and I have been checking this site for pics of us, so far none). And all of a sudden we hear like animal calls coming from the little kids clothing. We just shrug it off thinking someone doesnt know how to handle there kids and it isnt a big deal. So we start walking to the electronics and we see a grown man wearing a floral hat with duct tape all over it in dirty ripped clothes with a get’r done shirt and the ugliest mullet you’ll ever see. He’s rolling on the floor with a huge dried up pee spot on his croch making lion noises. While his 300+ plus misses is looking at clothes 10X to small for her and a gut bigger than anything hanging over her too tight jeans. It was so gross!! Her makeup looked like it came straight out of ms.clown usa, and her strech marks were long and exposed. They had to take me home after that. I feel sorry for their children.

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02.15.

How Do You Think I Got This Suit?

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It’s amazing how something so rich and valuable like gold can look so tacky….which is why I only rock petroleum clothes now. Just to show people how baller I am.

Missouri

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