Recognize the original…
It looks like Elvis is doing his best impression of the Steelers with all those rings! Stairway to seven tomorrow baby!
Dude, I know Punxsutawney Phil predicted an early spring but give it some time, it was only yesterday!
Is car theft that big of a deal around there that you feel the need to detach the steering wheel off your 1992 Nissan Sentra and carry it with you? Trust me, I’m sure it’s safe because no one would risk getting tetanus from the car’s rust.