Ohh hells no! At least we can take solace in the fact that she only gave us a glimpse of the thighs she is serving and not the breasts too!
I think that kid’s old enough now where they are filming the new “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Green Jell-O”.
Listen pal, I just had a conference call with the Itty Bitty Titty Committee and we’ve decided that while we understand what upsides the mustache brings to the table, it still doesn’t completely make up for the whole gut past the chest look, so we’re gonna need you to go ahead and get on that.
The best part about this is if you want to go crowd surfing, you can pick up some swimming trunks over in aisle 14 and the surfboards are back in sporting goods.