Dear Parents: Like it or not you are role models not drug dealers, so try not to “hook ’em while they’re young” or we as a society have to deal with a vicious cycle of sh*t. Although on second thought, you are simply creating future PoWM creatures so I guess I should just thank you for keeping us in business for years to come.
Oh it’s that time of year again when the young college kids get drunk, do stupid things, and bring back both hermit and genital crabs from Spring Break (On a side note, only 1 of those crabs come free with purchase of a cage).
Hi, I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Instead of taking a seat, why don’t you just head outside so we can all feel much better when the police spear you like James Harrison coming off the edge unblocked.
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