I pretty sure The Mad Hatter and The Cheshire Cat here just made Tim Burton throw up….and that’s no easy task.
Since we can clearly see your underwear and your dress looks like it’s made out of your grandmother’s couch, I think it’s safe so say we have found a new style of ‘granny panties’.
When I was a little boy I too dreamed of growing up to be a Japanese Anime character.
While that is a true statement I’m not sure your subtle strategy is going to pay off for you. On the other hand, if it does happen to pay off, please send us a follow up letting us know as well as some of those shirts. Thank you.