Hey Dale Jr., why don’t you leave the checkered flag to the professionals at NASCAR, because we all know you’re just gonna finish last anyway.
Listen mom, I know the Pull-Ups tag line is “I’m a big kid now” but (1) you don’t have to show that off to everyone and (2) I think we knew he was a big kid when he drove his F-250 up to Walmart.
My friends and I went to Walmart to pick up some soda. We somehow got distracted and ended up in the music section. We picked up a CD and scanned it with the little machine and started joking around and singing. Now, my friends are Hispanic, and the CD was in Spanish. So we were just having fun and one of my friends jokingly starts singing one of the love songs to me. This very, very large woman storms up to me and starts yelling at me about how if I were to have kids with him I would be ruining my bloodline by intermixing. Then she tries to convince me to date her son, who according to her is as white as they come. I refuse and decided to have some fun with her and pretend that I was in love with my friend. He put his arm around me and kissed me on my cheek, which of course sent her into a rage. Eventually an employee came and escorted her out of the store. It was hilarious and scary at the same time. I just couldn’t belive that someone could be that racist in th 21st century. I can’t imagine how I would have felt if I actually was dating him.
Good call on the tiny hat, because it takes away from…..well, it takes away from the rest of you.