Don’t you hate that time where Mom thinks she can cut hair? Way to teach then early on Dad that sometimes it’s easier to look like a fool & give Mom what she wants rather than hear her bitch!
It’s funny how you are the one in stripes yet I’m the one who feels like a jailbird because my mind is now trapped in a prison.
Hey what is that milkmaid doing out of the barn? Never in my life have I seen a milkmaid with the audacity to get off her stool and venture out for some pop! Then again I’ve never seen an actual milkmaid in my life, unless you count my buddy whose family owned a farm, but he mainly wore jeans and a flannel…but he did have soft hands.
At first I assumed you were going green for Earth day, but then I realized that it is 4-20 and that makes MUCH more sense!