Balloons, harmonicas, iguanas – quite possibly the worst traveling side show ever!
Insert “ball sack” joke here.
Lady, your hand isn’t big enough to cover all of your gross parts, but we appreciate the last ditch effort.
Holy shnikes! She must have like 15 Bump-Its in her hair! I’m not even sure what to classify that thing as! Is it a mullet or a mohawk or a permanent hat? I’m just confused.